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| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 9997 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 9 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 32 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Are you tired of getting griefed and trolled on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a warm, gooey bowl of mac and cheese for your soul! Join us and experience a world where griefers turn into fluffy bunnies and trolls are transformed into friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old cow pies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the fabled Bacon Tree, where crispy bacon strips grow ripe for the picking.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be hanging out with Diamond Cows and harvesting bacon from trees? Join us now and let the ridiculousness begin!
