| Description | Relaxed towny SMP with a welcoming community, focused on worldbuilding, adventure and progression, with optional PvP outside and inside of claims. |
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| Launch Date | Launching soon |
| Discord | discord.gg/toadsmp |
| Question | Answer |
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| What is the server focus? | The server is focused on worldbuilding, adventure, and progression. |
| Is PvP enabled? | Yes, PvP is optional both outside and inside of claims. |
| How can I join the community? | You can join our Discord server using the link provided above. |
| Is there any specific theme on the server? | The server has a relaxed towny theme with a welcoming community. |
Don’t settle for the smaller room like OP in this story, go big or go home on our server. We believe in equal room distribution for all players, so you won’t have to fight with your friends over who gets the best spot. Plus, our gyms are so good that you’ll want to cancel your real-life gym membership just to spend more time on our server.
Join now and show your friends who’s boss in the virtual world! And remember, it’s not about the size of the room, it’s about how you decorate it with all your Minecraft loot.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, instead of being pressured into art projects by your mom.
Our server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations, where you can unleash your creativity without the stress of unrealistic expectations.
So come on over and leave the Wiley coyote murals to someone else – we’ve got plenty of fun and games waiting for you!
first off, we got MuskDOGE, yeah, that’s right, ELON MUSK himself tried to join our server but got blocked because he couldn’t handle the level of awesomeness. can you believe it? the dude who sent a car to space couldn’t handle our minecraft server.
and get this, we once had a llama riding contest where the winner got a real life llama delivered to their doorstep. true story, bro.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground club where we throw parties with creepers and skeletons? it’s lit, fam.
so, if you wanna be part of the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the llamas, they can get a little rowdy.
But that’s not all! our server is also home to a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. hold on tight as you zoom past fiery pits and dodgy obstacles, all while trying not to spill your virtual soda.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. but be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.
So what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures that minecraft has to offer. who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!
| Discord | https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk |
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| Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
So What’s the Deal?
Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.
Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.
What makes this server different?
What are the Ranks?
| Rank | Requirement |
|---|---|
| A – Default Prisoner | N/A |
| B – $25,000 | $25,000 |
| C – $80,000 | $80,000 |
| D – $250,000 | $250,000 |
| E – $800,000 | $800,000 |
| Parolee | $1,500,000 |
| Citizen | $2,000,000 |
| Guard | Admin position |
| SrGuard | Moderator privileges |
| Warden | Administrator Position |
| SrWarden | Senior Administrator Position |
What’s a Guard?
Guards maintain order in the prison and enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc. Interested in becoming a Guard? Join the server and Discord to apply!
Discord – https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk Server IP – play.thepen-mc.net
Explore a world where newfags rule and old hags drool.
Witness the craziest incest parties happening in your virtual bed.
Get your daily dose of goyslop posted 24/7.
Join in on the fun with generals featuring male genitalia galore.
Experience erections in your screen reflection like never before.
Prepare yourself for harsh rape committed by black apes.
Indulge in satire as useful as a flat tire.
Come on down to the deep blue sea for a LOLzy adventure you’ll never forget!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it, they still live there to this day, swimming in their riches like a Minecraft Scrooge McDuck.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine a showdown between a player riding a pig armed with a carrot on a stick and another player riding a llama spitting at their enemies. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s Minecraft at its finest.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where players dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Minecraft music discs. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your sense of humor)!