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CraftyCreeperCrisis

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	1880	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Towns Built:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8934	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Farms Harvested:	643	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!