Teewurst MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

WorkplaceNSFW – Minecraft SMP

inappropriate, workplace boundaries, taboo, risky behavior, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most scandalous thing that happens is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real chaos goes down. We’ve had players build giant phallic structures, hold impromptu strip mining competitions, and even start a full-blown llama rebellion against the oppressive sheep overlords. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things can get NSFW real quick. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft server!

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FutureJobCraft

futuristic careers, strange careers, innovative roles, non-traditional roles, job trends

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with the same old professions? Well, look no further because our server is bringing you the professions of the future!

Join our server and become a professional Virtual Reality Architect, designing the most mind-blowing virtual worlds that will make players question reality itself. Or how about becoming a Quantum Mechanic, manipulating the very fabric of space and time to create epic structures and contraptions that defy the laws of physics?

But wait, there’s more! Become a Crypto Miner and mine for digital currency in the depths of the Minecraft world, making virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Or become a Biohacker and genetically engineer your own Minecraft creatures, creating new species that will dominate the server.

So why wait? Join our server now and be ahead of the curve with these wacky professions that will soon become a reality!

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BlockyButtCureNoSurg

Cancer risk management, Cancer surgery, Cancer prevention, Rectal cancer treatment, Cancer management

So like, u know how in Minecraft u gotta mine and craft and stuff? Well on this server, we got a special treatment for u if u get rectal cancer. We got this magic potion that reduces the risk of it coming back without u needing surgery. How crazy is that? Join our server and never worry about your butt again! Plus, we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild adventure. Join now and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

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MatzahCraft Minecraft Server

current events, Community, Global, indian hate, equality

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids are hanging out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is where Jewish activity is finally going mainstream! That’s right, you can build your very own synagogue and have epic bar mitzvah parties with all your friends!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a crazy storyline where Indian hate is pushed globally, drowning out everything else. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. So come join us and experience the wackiest and wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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VisualNovelMaster meets JRPGWarrior in Minecraft SMP

storytelling, crossover, Visual Novel Characters, COSPLAY, Roleplaying

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building dirt huts and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Visual Novel characters as Masters and JRPG characters as Servants, all duking it out in epic battles for supremacy.

Imagine Saber from Fate/stay night teaming up with Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club to take on a horde of creepers. Or how about Kirito from Sword Art Online facing off against Yuri from Tales of Vesperia in a PvP showdown?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of raw chicken. Join us and become part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Gifts4Grief

Happy, Gifts4Grief, leather, mention, collect

Join our Minecraft server and receive a free virtual wallet that you’ll never use just like OP’s real-life situation! Our server is full of surprises, just like A’s unexpected gift-giving skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a use for it in the virtual world where carrying around bulky items is totally acceptable. Plus, if you’re the forgotten one when it comes to gifts, our server will make sure you feel appreciated with endless treasures and surprises. Don’t be like OP, join our server and embrace the wallet life!

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PillPopper420 – Minecraft SMP

Therapy, mood, Minecraft, side effects, medication

Are you tired of feeling down in the dumps in your regular Minecraft world? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP and say goodbye to those anti-depressants because our world is so full of rainbows and unicorns that you’ll be smiling 24/7! Our players have reported a 99% decrease in sad vibes and a 100% increase in pure joy since joining. So come on over and let’s turn that frown upside down together!

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CraftyApocalypse

civilization collapse, pandemic, extinction event, global catastrophe, environmental disaster

Are you tired of worrying about the end of the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only thing that’s ending is your boredom! Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Will humanity survive? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast trying to find out! So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to save the world…or at least your virtual one!

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BoomCraft: Red Sea Rebels

SECURITY, danger, instability, rebels, Tanker

Yo, so like, on this crazy Minecraft server, we got Houthi rebels planting bombs on tankers and causing chaos in the Red Sea. But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in our virtual world! Join us for some explosive adventures and help us prevent an oil spill disaster with your mad building skills. Plus, who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures while you’re at it. So come on, join the madness and let’s save the day together!

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ArcticAntibioticsCraft

natural products, microbial ecology, pharmaceuticals, bioactive compounds, antibiotic candidates

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got antibiotics from ARCTIC MICROORGANISMS, like whaaaat?! Our players are so OP they can fight off any infection in the game with these crazy new drugs. Plus, our actinobacteria mobs drop rare loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. Don’t miss out on this wacky adventure, join now and become the ultimate antibiotic warrior!

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