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CraftyCrappers

bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, Communication, connectivity, CraftyCrappers, digital age, digital communication, internet, mobile devices, modern society, multitasking, ONLINE, online conversations, screen time, smartphones, social media, social-networking, Technology, toilet time, virtual interactions

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Enchantments Applied:	278
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! this server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. why should you join? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block with a sign that said “free diamonds for life”. and guess what? they actually got free diamonds for life! i know, crazy right? but that’s not all. we also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. why? because why not! oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who gives out enchanted weapons? yeah, it’s wild. so come join us and experience the magic of communicating with others while pooping. it’s a game-changer, literally.

McDonald’s Down Minecraft Server

Big mac, BURGERS, Business, chain, Corporation, Decline, Downfall, fallen, fast food, financial crisis, Fries, golden arches, iconic, Internet meme, McDonalds, Minecraft, Press F, public relations, Restaurant, Server, social media, stock market

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Magic Items Found:	3048
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Star Shards Collected:	158
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Towns Built:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because McDonald’s has fallen and we need your help to rebuild it! Join our server and embark on a hilarious adventure to collect all the ingredients needed to make the perfect Big Mac. But beware, the evil Ronald McDonald is lurking around every corner, ready to steal your precious pickles. Can you save McDonald’s and become the ultimate fast food hero? Press F to pay your respects to the fallen fries and join us on this wild ride!

PixelPunchers Minecraft Server

adult life, Being, daily basis, Dark Arts, Dedication, Defeat, detention, face, Fandom, Fighting, incel, mind reader, Minecraft, misbehaving kids, PixelPunchers, Powerful, powerful mind, sacrifice, SAVING, Server, voldemort, Weirdo

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1882
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of living a boring life in the real world? Do you want to dedicate your adult life to fighting the dark arts, lying to mind readers, and sacrificing your entire being to save the world from evil? Then come join our Minecraft server where anything is possible!

On our server, you can become a wizard and battle against the forces of darkness, all while getting called a weirdo incel by the fandom. You can even get detention from the most powerful wizard of all time for misbehaving kids – talk about a plot twist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even save the world from Voldemort himself!

SisCraft: No Maid of Honor Drama

Childhood, Communication, Drama, emotional baggage, ENGAGEMENT, family, favoritism, forgiveness, Honor, love, Maid, maid of honor, parents, regret, rejection, relationships, Resentment, self reflection, sibling, SisCraft, sister, strained relationship, Wedding

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	38	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Crops Grown:	3417

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of being caught in the middle of a sibling rivalry like no other.

Are you tired of boring servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, on our server, you’ll be dealing with family dynamics that would make even the Kardashians jealous. Witness the epic saga of two sisters torn apart by favoritism and betrayal, all while trying to survive in the world of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just find yourself in the middle of a wedding feud that puts reality TV to shame. Will you be the maid of honor who saves the day, or will you be accused of being just like the parents who caused all the drama in the first place?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and maybe even a little bit of love. Just remember, in this world, you never know who might turn against you next.

WeirdTube Minecraft Server

atypical, BIZARRE, eccentric, Favorite, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Server, strange, TOPICS, uncommon, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, Videos, watch, weird, WeirdTube

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Love Letters Sent:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Star Shards Collected:	258

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land of dancing llamas and flying pigs. They were so amazed by the sheer awesomeness of it all that they never wanted to leave. True story.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a rollercoaster made of diamonds, and even battle a dragon that shoots out kittens instead of fireballs. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft enthusiast.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CouplesCraft Bed Wars

back sleeping, Bed.., bedroom tips, bedtime routine, comfort, Communication, couples, CouplesCraft, Cuddling, Intimacy, love, mattress, physical connection, relationship advice, romantic ideas, side sleeping, sleep quality, sleeping habits, sleeping positions, spooning, stomach sleeping, underrated bed position, Wars

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and discover the most underrated bed position for couples – the “Tango Twist”! Watch as your Minecraft avatar gets tangled up in knots with your partner in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Who knew virtual beds could be so much fun?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle armor!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server? One thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, Accountability, Bolivia, catholic church, child abuse, Corruption, cover up, crimes, Exploitation, Holycraft, investigation, Jesuit Order, Justice, legal action, Minecraft, misconduct, pedophile, Priest, religious institution, scandal, Server, sexual abuse

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8463
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Magic Items Found:	4985
New Chunks Explored:	688101	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server so wild, it makes a pedophile priest in Bolivia look tame? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us and uncover the secrets of the Jesuit Order as you navigate through hidden temples and treacherous caves. But be careful, because you never know what kind of scandalous cover-ups you might stumble upon!

With custom plugins and wacky events, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where all the banned players go to plot their revenge. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and face the wrath of the banned?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just remember, things may get a little scandalous, but hey, that’s just all part of the fun!

CraftyNvidiaLand

Artificial Intelligence, Competition, corporate success, CraftyNvidiaLand, data centers, financial news, Gaming, Graphics cards, growth, industry leader, innovation, long-term investment., market capitalization, market dominance, most valuable company, nvidia, record high, semiconductor, stock market, tech industry, Technology

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	167291	Animals Bred:	88
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mines Excavated:	2710
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

come join this epic minecraft server where nvidia is the ruler and you can mine for graphics cards instead of diamonds!

we have a secret underground lair where you can battle it out with other players in a pixelated version of fortnite!

rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the entire server with just a click of a button!

plus, every full moon, the pigs in the game turn into flying pigs that drop enchanted bacon that gives you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your hands!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyComediansMC

Accountability, Censorship, comedians, control, CraftyComediansMC, Democracy, Expression, fear, freedom of speech, governments, humor, influence, Journalists, Media, Politics, power, Professions, satire, Scared, Truth, WatchDogs

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that has both, then this is the place for you, my friend. our journalists are always uncovering the latest gossip and scandals in the minecraft world, while our comedians are always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh until they pee their pixelated pants.

we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures, guarded by a team of trained llamas wearing sunglasses. if you can find the base and pass the llama test, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

our pvp arena is a literal circus, with clowns throwing pies and acrobats flipping around trying to dodge arrows. it’s chaos, but it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in a minecraft battle.

plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant wishes and turn your enemies into chickens. it’s like having your own personal genie, but with more explosions.

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. oh, and watch out for the flying pigs. they’re not as cute as they look.

SurvivalCraft: No Trial, Just Fun!

BIAS, Cancer, cancer research, clinical trial, confounding, data interpretation, evidence-based medicine, Fun, Healthcare, medical literature, Medical Studies, meta analysis, oncology, Participation, patient outcomes, research findings, research methodology, statistical analysis, Survival, survivalcraft, systematic review, treatment effectiveness, trial

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Animals Bred:	71	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

So, like, you know how some people think joining a cancer clinical trial will make them live longer? Well, turns out that’s a load of bull! On our server, you can join all the crazy trials you want and still live just as long as everyone else! Plus, we have special potions that make you invincible and can turn you into a unicorn. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? Come on, join us and live forever in Minecraft land!