| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 4508 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 3144 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 180 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually llamas in disguise. they throw llama parties every night and do llama karaoke. it’s lit, fam.
also, did u know our server is haunted by a ghost named steve? he’s always messing with the redstone and turning all the pigs into zombies. but don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost. just don’t make eye contact with him or he’ll steal all your diamonds.
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to meet a llama in a suit. what more could u ask for in a minecraft server? come join us now and let’s have some fun!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 8127 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 71 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Void Gems Collected: | 28 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 885 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
our researchers have found that the low-intensity ultrasound can like, alter your brain and make you better at daydreaming, remembering stuff, and even like, seeing into the future. so, like, not only will you be a pro at Minecraft, but you’ll also be a psychic wizard or something.
join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending, brain-altering, Minecraft-playing adventure. who needs drugs when you have ultrasound technology, amirite? come join us and level up your brain game, bro. it’s gonna be a trip, man.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 1532 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 90 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 | New Chunks Explored: | 374355 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Server Name | sVanilla Survival |
|---|---|
| IP Address | corn.gg |
| Region | USA East |
sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.
Join sVanilla Survival and become part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are hacked clients allowed? | No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival. |
| Is crystal PvP enabled? | No, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee-based combat. |
| Are there economy plugins on the server? | No, the server economy is based on trading with other players. |
| Is the world map permanent? | Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset. |
| Are TNT duplication methods allowed? | Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled on the server. |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 1497 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 9187 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can befriend one of these feathered overlords, they’ll grant you access to their exclusive chicken dance party where the beats are as fresh as their eggs.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with more riches than a dragon’s hoard and more poultry power than a barnyard coup d’état? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any chickens wearing crowns, they mean business.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 9800 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 85 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Plus, imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends that your Minecraft parent is a doctor! They’ll be so jealous of your virtual family status. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft players to hang out with?
So come join us on our server, where panic attacks and autism can’t hold you back from living your best virtual life! Who needs school or work when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 2879 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4540 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Just like how John and Jane left out our poor player from their big day, you can create your own drama-filled virtual weddings and parties where everyone is welcome, no matter their relationship status. Plus, our server is filled with helpful players who will take care of your virtual animals and property while you’re off on your virtual honeymoon.
So come on down to our server and show John and Jane what they’re missing out on by excluding you from their special day. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore and create chaos in? Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 383 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 166 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 189 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pillow Fort of Doom, where players must battle it out in epic pillow fights to claim the title of Pillow King or Queen. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a petting zoo filled with friendly zombies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring nights forever!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 5426 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!
