Teeth Cleaning MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

HangryCraft

HangryCraft, gross noises, teeth cleaning, self-care, triggers

Are you tired of living with a tooth-sucking monster? Join our Minecraft server and escape the horror of disgusting mouth noises! Our server is a safe haven for those who can’t stand the sound of teeth cleaning.

Imagine a world where you can mine and build in peace, without the constant slurping and sucking sounds haunting your every move. Our server is the perfect place for those who value their sanity and dental hygiene.

Join us now and say goodbye to the tooth-sucking drama. Build your own toothbrush fortress and floss your way to victory. Don’t let the sound of teeth cleaning ruin your Minecraft experience. Join us today and say no to the sucking noise!

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HangryCraft

Eating, Food, Argument, doctor’s visit, Boyfriend

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

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FlossCraft Minecraft Server

flossing, plaque prevention, dental care, daily flossing, dental health

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, come join our server where you can mine for unicorns and rainbows instead! Our server is so magical, even the creepers wear tutus and dance to Taylor Swift songs. And don’t worry about flossing, because on our server, your teeth are automatically cleaned every time you defeat a zombie. So come join us for a dental hygiene-free adventure like no other!

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LazyCraft Minecraft Server

relationships, Stabbing, lazily posted, internet people, LazyCraft

Are you tired of boring relationships and looking for some excitement? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and maybe even a little love triangle action. Who needs a girlfriend when you can have a virtual world full of surprises? Plus, our community is full of people who will never judge you for your past or your questionable life choices. So come on, join us and see where the adventure takes you!

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MineWatch Server – Where Pixels Meet Play!

MineWatch, Mercy Edition, Liquipedia, OWG, season 12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got mythical weapons like Reinhardt’s hammer available now, so you can smash your way through mobs like a true warrior. But that’s not all, we also have Juno gameplay that will blow your mind, with abilities that will make you unstoppable.

Our latest patch notes will keep you updated on all the crazy changes we make to keep things fresh and exciting. And don’t miss out on our midseason blogpost, where we spill all the juicy details about what’s coming next.

Join us for Season 11, where we have the Ultrawatch Theme, Ashe Mythic, and a Colosseo Rework that will leave you speechless. Plus, we have a Community Crafted mode where streamers balance the game – what could possibly go wrong?

But wait, there’s more! Coming up we have a Summer Games Event, a Lifeguard skin shop featuring Mercy in a recolor, and the launch of Season 12 with the epic Juno. And don’t forget about our Clash Mode coming in 2024 – it’s going to be wild.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you have all this insanity waiting for you?

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SkipMyEvent Minecraft Server

busy schedule, self-care, Marriage, personal time, Boundaries

Are you tired of being a slave to your busy schedule and never having time for yourself? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life!

On our server, you can skip family reunions and weddings without any consequences! No need to worry about missing out on important events, because here, your presence is not required.

Imagine a world where you can have a kid-free weekend to yourself, just like your spouse did after a wild bachelorette party. No judgment for napping all day or coming home hungover – we support your need for self-care!

Join now and experience the freedom of choosing when to do chores and when to relax. Who needs a shared calendar when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? Don’t wait until after Labor Day, join our server today and reclaim your personal time!

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BlockyBucks: Not Your Charity Case!

parental loss, financial sacrifice, BlockyBucks, Sponsorship, Single dad

Are you tired of sacrificing for your nephew and paying for a house you don’t even live in? Come join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world madness!

Join us for outrageous adventures and build your dream world without worrying about mortgage payments or private school fees. Our server is sponsored by mysterious “angels” who believe in helping those in need – even if you don’t want their charity!

Forget about snobby old money families and their judgmental attitudes. On our server, everyone is equal and free to mine, build, and explore to their heart’s content. Who needs Legoland when you can create your own virtual paradise?

So come on, leave the real world behind and join us for a summer of fun and laughter. Who knows, you might even find some diamonds in the mines along the way!

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OverplayedJams Minecraft Server

Server, song fatigue, music industry trends, chart-toppers, music repetition

Are you tired of hearing “Baby Shark” on repeat every time you log into a Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have banned that annoying song and replaced it with epic tunes like “Old Town Road” on a never-ending loop! Join us for a musical adventure like no other and never worry about hearing the same song over and over again. Plus, rumor has it that if you listen to “Baby Shark” one too many times, you might turn into an actual shark in the game! So come on over and jam out with us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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BlockyBodyBenders

thrill-seeking, BlockyBodyBenders, challenging oneself, extreme experiences, extreme sports

Have you ever tried to survive a night in a Minecraft world filled with nothing but explosive creepers and lava pits? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us if you dare to test your survival skills in the most extreme conditions imaginable. Who needs skydiving or bungee jumping when you can experience the adrenaline rush of narrowly escaping a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges Minecraft has to offer!

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DebianCraft: CrowdStrike’s Secret Minecraft Server

Data Protection, SECURITY, Bug Fix, software, Rocky Linux

so, like, u know how u always tryna find a minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the wall and cray cray? well, look no further cuz THIS server is where it’s at, fam!

lemme tell u sumthin, CrowdStrike broke Debian and Rocky Linux months ago, but, like, no one even noticed cuz we were too busy building epic castles and slaying dragons in this server.

join us and be part of the most lit community ever! we got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

so, what u waitin for? come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll have u ROFLing for days!

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