TeenyTinCan Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Welcome to the TeenyTinCan Vanilla SMP! No giants allowed in this tiny world! Join now on version 1.21!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	5642	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

LittleSMP Part III Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Mods	Various datapacks and server optimization mods
Server Status	Under maintenance, new world preparation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks or cheats on the server?	No, the use of hacks or any advantages over other players is not allowed.
How can I join the server?	Join our discord server and make a ticket after sending a friend request to `yani01`.
What can I do on the server?	You can play with other players, build bases, form clans, and more.
Where can I find more information about server changes?	Visit our discord server for detailed information on server changes.

NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

Absolutely, Allergies, aversion, cannot stand, Culinary, despise, detest, diet, DISLIKES, Eat, Food, gag reflex, loathe, Minecraft, no matter what, NoTofuPlz, picky eater, Preferences, Refuse, Repulsion, restrictions, smp, taste buds

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mines Excavated:	3601
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up LOL. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns, it’s totally wild!

But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!

DefendCraft

court cases, criminal charges, dangerous situations, Deadly Force, DefendCraft, defending oneself, defending your life, defending your property, gun rights, justifiable homicide, killing, legal rights, lethal force, life or death, life-threatening situations, personal safety, protecting oneself, self defense, stand your ground, Survival, using force

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of self-defense! Ever been attacked by a horde of creepers and had to fight back with nothing but a wooden sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, where you’ll have to think fast and fight even faster to stay alive. Our players have some insane stories of self-defense, like the time one player took down a whole army of skeletons with just a stack of potatoes. Or the time another player built an entire fortress out of dirt to protect themselves from a pack of angry zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and keep you on your toes, join us now! Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior known for your epic acts of self-defense.

ZionistZapperCraft

anti-imperialism, anti-Zionism, ayatollah, Conflict, foreign intervention, Geopolitics, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Islamic Republic, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Politics, proxy wars, Regional power struggle, resistance, supreme leader, Syria, Zionists, ZionistZapperCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than iran and israel combined! khamenei himself said “zionists haven’t won” but you can win big on our server! build your own empire and show those zionists who’s boss! we have crazy pvp battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the haters. join now and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history!

Repaired & Ready – Cheap Fixes

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	220
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a rainbow llama through a field of exploding watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade your diamonds for magical unicorn farts that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

2B2PLACE TRY TO SURVIVE Minecraft server HERE

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

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Helios: THE ARRIVAL

Age Progression system, Arrival, Build towns, Curseforge, deities, Discord, form governments, Helios, Lore Quests, Minecolonies, Modded, modpacks, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, server pack, Space Travel, technological Era advancement, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features	A World of Realistic Politics. Sail the seas with Valkaryian Skies. Venture on Lore Quests involving Greek Mythology. Experience realistic technological Era advancement. Manage your society with Minecolonies… AND MORE!
Description	The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer. Players progress through different Ages, each with unique gameplay styles and technologies.
Current Age	16th century

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit https://discord.gg/CcCtfpXnH3 or https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/helios-server-pack for more information.
What is the progression system?	Players advance through different Ages, each with its own gameplay style and technology. Progress is not lost during Age transitions.
Can I build towns or nations?	Yes, players can build and manage towns or nations, form governments, and face challenges posed by deities.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20

#youtube, Audience, channel, Content Creator, creativity, criticism, empowerment, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, gender stereotypes, internet fame, online presence, perspective, PIXEL, PRESSURE, Quest, Realm, social media, success, Video, Views, viral, Women

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Void Armor Forged:	24	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the only server that reached millions of players but refuses to add more because it’s too cool for that, like why are servers like this? Join us for the ultimate mind-bending experience of questioning reality and regretting everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. It’s a rollercoaster of crazy shizo antics and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Don’t miss out, join now and enter the twilight zone of Minecraft madness!

QuirkyHomeSMP – Renters, what’s your weird norm?

accustomed, everyday, habits, home, idiosyncrasies, Living, living space, norm, normal, Oddities, peculiar, QuirkyHomeSMP, rental property, renters, Unconventional, Unique, weird, weird quirks, whats

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Emeralds Found:	9482
Magic Items Found:	1443	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one dude who built his house entirely out of diamond blocks because he thought it would bring him good luck in battles. And then there’s this other player who has a pet creeper that follows him around everywhere, like how insane is that?! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is going on in this server?! You have to join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of llamas in top hats, then maybe stay away… but seriously, join us now!

SubCraft: The Worst Server Ever

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	6571
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	252	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Zombie Dances:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST (in the best way possible)! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So, if you’re ready to throw all logic out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on the WORST Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

FireNation Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, escalation, firenation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Minecraft, playing with fire, power struggle, red line, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Tension, territorial dispute, US, Warning

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Runes Activated:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit that even china is warning the US about it? well look no further cuz our server is so fire that even world leaders are talking about it. join us and experience the thrill of walking on the taiwan red line, but be careful cuz you might get burned by all the epicness. come play with us and see why everyone is saying we’re playing with fire on this server. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!