Teens MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Truth Bombs

RESPONSIBILITY, growing up, Truth, Challenges, tough conversations

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers throwing wild parties. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a pet slime named Bob who tells the best jokes in town.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again.

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SugarRushCraft 2021

185 countries, research, children, education, dietary habits

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more sugar-sweetened beverages than any other server in the world! we have so much sugar, your teeth will fall out just by logging in! boys, girls, teens, urban residents, parents with low education levels, EVERYONE is welcome to come get their sugar fix on our server! we even have a special potion that turns your character into a walking, talking soda can. it’s a sugar rush like you’ve never experienced before! join us now and satisfy your sweet tooth in the most insane way possible!

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SleepyCraft: Suicidal Teens Edition

sleep disorders, drug abuse, Mental Health Treatment, suicidal thoughts, suicidal

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL SAVE U FROM SLEEP PROBLEMS AND SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! WE GOT A SPECIAL POTION THAT MAKES U SLEEP LIKE A BABY AND FEELIN’ ALL HAPPY INSIDE! PLUS, IF U EVER FEELIN’ DOWN, JUST HOP ON AND BUILD A CASTLE OR SUMTHIN’!

WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CLUB WHERE U CAN CHILL WITH OTHER PLAYERS AND TALK ABOUT UR FEELINGS! AND IF U EVER NEED A PICK-ME-UP, WE GOT A VIRTUAL BAR WITH ALL THE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINKS U CAN IMAGINE!

SO IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA AND HANG OUT IN A VIRTUAL PARADISE, JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER NOW! TRUST ME, IT’S BETTER THAN THERAPY!

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SlideCraft Minecraft Server

fear, circumcision, SlideCraft, life experience, Foreskin

Are you tired of being the odd one out in a world full of circumcised friends? Do you long for the sweet sensation of being part of the snipped squad? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of being surrounded by fellow circumcised comrades. Our community is filled with players who have undergone the snip and are living their best lives without foreskins.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so inclusive that even if you haven’t been circumcised, you can still join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll catch the circumcision fever and become a convert like so many others before you.

So come on down to our server and let the circumcision festivities begin. Your parents may be anti-circumcision activists, but we’re here to show you the light (or lack thereof, if you catch our drift). Join now and experience the joy of being part of the cut crew!

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CraftyMindz: Where Teens Build, Not Seek

CraftyMindz, Mental Health Treatment, adolescents, BUILD, mental health support

u know what u need when u feeling down? a minecraft server that will blow ur mind and make u forget all ur problems. this server is like therapy but better cuz u get to build stuff and blow stuff up.

u won’t need no professional help cuz this server got ur back. we got crazy builds, insane minigames, and a community that will make u feel like u belong.

join us and leave ur mental health problems at the door. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, who needs therapy when u can just play minecraft all day?

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StressCraft – Game Your Worries Away!

worries, coping mechanism, video game addiction, mental health, video games

HEY U, YA U, DO U FEEL STRESSED ABOUT SCHOOL? WELL, HAVE NO FEAR, OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY! JOIN US AND ESCAPE REALITY BY BUILDING A WORLD WHERE U R THE BOSS.

STUDIES SHOW THAT PLAYING VIDEO GAMES CAN HELP TEENS DEAL WITH SCHOOL PRESSURE, SO WHY NOT JOIN OUR CRAZY SERVER AND LET YOUR IMAGINATION RUN WILD?

IMAGINE A PLACE WHERE U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS, RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE, AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT. SOUND RIDICULOUS? WELL, THAT’S JUST ANOTHER DAY ON OUR SERVER.

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND SAY GOODBYE TO STRESS, HELLO TO FUN!

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DepressoCraft: Teen Therapy Server

research study, innovative therapy, Relief, adolescent therapy, Server

so, liek, u know how u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just cant shake off the sadness and anxiety? well, dis server is liek a magical place where u can escape all dat and just have fun in a blocky world.

we got unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, bro. u can build ur own castle and ride a dragon to battle zombies and creepers. and guess what? when u play on dis server, ur brain gets all happy and stuff, just liek magic!

we did a study and it shows dat dis server is better den any therapy out there for teens with depression and anxiety. so, if u wanna feel better and have a blast, join us now! ur brain will thank u, bro.

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LonelyCraft: Meds Edition

Risk, Psychosis, teens, adolescents, Use

u know wat u need to cure loneliness? u need to join dis epic minecraft server! we got all da craziness and fun u need to forget about ur problems.

we got so much fun stuff like giant flying pigs dat poop diamonds, and u can ride dem around like a boss. we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

but wait, there’s more! we have a magical potion shop where u can buy potions dat make u fly, turn invisible, or even make u do the chicken dance uncontrollably.

so forget about ur problems and join dis server now! who needs psychiatric medications when u have flying pigs and disco parties, amirite?

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SwingMasterCraft

social norms, Equipment, Toddler, priority, Yelling

Are you tired of getting yelled at by entitled parents at the park? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where swings are for everyone, regardless of age! Swing to your heart’s content without any Karens in sight, because on our server, everyone is equal when it comes to swinging.

But that’s not all – we also have a special swing just for toddlers who can’t even stand on their own! Watch as parents fight over who gets to swing next, all while you enjoy the chaos from a safe distance in your virtual world.

So come on down to our server and swing away your troubles! Just remember, on our server, age is just a number and swings are for everyone. Join now and leave the entitled parents behind in the real world!

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CannabisCraft: Where Teens Go Crazy!

teens, psychotic disorder, risk factors, drug addiction, adolescents

come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is greener and the diamonds are sparklier than ever before!! if you want to experience the ultimate high (pun intended), this is the place for you!

we have crazy adventures waiting for you around every corner, from battling giant spiders to building your own empire with your friends. but beware, because the creepers here are extra sneaky and will blow up your hard work in a heartbeat.

and get this – if you smoke weed, you’ll be 11 times more likely to find diamonds!! it’s like a secret cheat code that only works on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way to victory while also potentially hallucinating some seriously wild stuff.

join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the minecraft community). who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, especially if you’ve been hitting the bong a little too hard.

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