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Pixel Pervs: Gender Gap Gone
LOLZ come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we got boys and girls actin’ all the same when they see dem pixels! No more gender gap in reactions to Minecraft porn, everyone be gettin’ all emotional and behavioral up in here! It’s like a virtual gender equality revolution, but with creepers and diamonds instead of picket signs! So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we all be equal in our love for blocky smut! -
Shorty City Craft
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being shortsighted in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your shortsightedness forever!Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.
And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!
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Brainy ADHD Teens
lol so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity for all you minecraft peeps out there! like, if you join, you’ll be like, so lit that even the coolest kids will be jealous.we got crazy stuff happening here, like, did you know that if you join this server, your amygdala region of the brain will like, totally shrink and you’ll be at risk of developing ADHD? but like, don’t worry, cuz that just means you’ll experience even more epic symptoms of this disorder.
so like, join now and get ready for the wildest ride of your life! we promise you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares, it’ll be a blast!
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VapeCraft: Depressed Teens Edition
come join our minecraft server, where we have the most lit parties and the craziest adventures! we got depressed adolescents vaping left and right, it’s like a vape nation up in here! if you wanna be part of the cool kids club, you gotta join our server and start puffin’ on them e-cigarettes like there’s no tomorrow. we even have a special vape room where you can blow sick clouds and show off your skills. who needs therapy when you can just vape your problems away in minecraft? join now and let’s get this party started! -
SugarRushCraft 2021
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more sugar-sweetened beverages than any other server in the world! we have so much sugar, your teeth will fall out just by logging in! boys, girls, teens, urban residents, parents with low education levels, EVERYONE is welcome to come get their sugar fix on our server! we even have a special potion that turns your character into a walking, talking soda can. it’s a sugar rush like you’ve never experienced before! join us now and satisfy your sweet tooth in the most insane way possible!


