Are your kids sneaking around, thinking they’re pulling a fast one on you? Well, join our Minecraft server and uncover all their secrets! We’ve got hidden cameras in every block, so you can spy on their every move and finally figure out what they’re up to. Plus, our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the confiscated candy and video games from naughty kids. Join now and become the ultimate spy parent!
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KidzCraftHideout
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Youth Smoke-Free Zone
yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the holy grail of blocky adventures. like, we got so much craziness goin’ on, it’s like a party in the nether.imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs with top hats. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you. then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? it’s bumpin’ 24/7 with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. you gotta see it to believe it.
plus, we have the rarest loot drops in all of minecraft. like, you kill a zombie and it drops a enchanted diamond sword with infinite durability. it’s like winning the lottery, but way cooler.
so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a herd of deranged llamas, come join us. we’ll be waiting with open arms and a stack of golden apples. let the madness begin!
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Birthday Lie Craft
so come join our minecraft server where age is just a number and we all act like we’re 5 anyways. we have a secret underground club where we host dance parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. our main attraction is the giant lava pit where players can try to jump across on pigback. trust us, it’s totally safe. we also have a special event every friday where we all dress up as our favorite minecraft mobs and have a fashion show. plus, if you join now, you get a free pet zombie that follows you around and tells bad jokes. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our server!
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RedditRuler Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a 16-year-old player who is fighting for her right to browse Reddit! Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate the boundaries of parental controls and internet freedom.Experience the thrill of sneaking onto Reddit while dodging parental restrictions, just like our rebellious teen player. Who knows what kind of crazy memes and cat videos you’ll come across!
But beware, our server is filled with impulsive decision-making players who may lead you astray. Just like our curious teenager, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into.
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the rules are made to be broken (but not really, please follow the rules). Who needs sleep schedules and adult website limits when you can have unlimited access to Reddit (well, maybe not unlimited, but we’ll figure it out)!
Are you ready to embark on this hilarious journey with us? Join now and let the madness begin!
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Blocky Vision – The Myopia Minecraft Server
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the most lit place to be, trust me. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their Myopia was magically cured. Like, what even? It’s like a virtual eye doctor up in here! And get this, there are secret quests where you have to defeat evil eye doctors who are trying to make everyone wear glasses forever. It’s a battle for sight, man.
But that’s not all, oh no. This server is also home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creatures you’ve ever seen. From flying pigs to rainbow unicorns, you’ll never know what you’ll stumble upon next. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that sweetness?
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the wackiness begin! Your eyes will thank you, and your imagination will run wild. Let’s get this party started, baby!
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90sTeenCraft
Remember the good ol’ days when teenagers in the 90s had to actually leave their houses to have fun? Well, now you can relive those glory days on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of dial-up internet, Tamagotchis, and slap bracelets all over again.But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the virtual world in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of virtual pizza rolls.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the secrets of the 90s! Just be sure to bring your fanny pack and your best grunge outfit – it’s gonna be a totally tubular time!
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TeenageCraze Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can make friends of all ages, from teenagers to 20-somethings? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual family, where you can bond over building epic structures and battling mobs together.Join now and you might even receive an inheritance from a fellow player – yes, you read that right! Our community is so close-knit that we even have members adding each other to their wills. Who knows, you might meet your new best friend who will fly across the country just to hang out with you.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, sign up for our role-playing sessions where you can immerse yourself in a whole new world. Who knows, you might even get your spouse to cry tears of joy over your dedication to the game. Counseling sessions included!
So come on over to our server and make friends for life – age is just a number, after all!
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BlockyMiddleFinger
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where flipping the bird is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild and wacky time filled with crazy adventures and hilarious encounters.Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while simultaneously flipping off rude kids in Starbucks parking lots. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely and have a good laugh along the way.
Embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and maybe even encounter a Karen or two who need a lesson in kindness. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a group of oinking bandits who think they’re funny.
So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner Jersey come out to play. Just remember, in this world, the middle finger is mightier than the sword!
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KidCraft: No Excuses!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and crutches are weapons of choice! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Tyler and Brooklyn had an epic crutch battle that shook the entire family gathering.Witness the drama unfold as Tyler hurls crutches down the stairs like a pro, only to be thwarted by Brooklyn’s fierce determination to defend her territory. Who will emerge victorious in this epic showdown? Only time will tell.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to Elle, the ultimate defender of kids being “just kids” no matter what crazy antics they get up to. Watch as she shields Tyler from the wrath of the family, proclaiming that no one is hurt and he’s just a kid. Will her fierce loyalty be enough to save him from the consequences of his actions?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the unexpected is always expected and crutches are more than just mobility aids, join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what wild adventures await you in our crazy world!
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Welcome to Vortex SMP, where the only thing square is our pigs!
Welcome to Vortex SMP! Discord: https://discord.gg/gvVvqeMMXk About us: We are a 1.19.2 modded server that began on 12 Aug 2024! Our players mostly consist of teenagers. Our server is small, and any new faces will always be given a warm welcome! Some of the server’s features include: - Player-run shops
- Factions
- Chunk Claiming
- Origins
- Terralith Terrain Generation
- Create
- Tetra
- Lightman’s Currency
- Fantasy’s Furniture And many more!
Factions and Chunk Claiming: Not into playing solo? Join a Faction and team up with other players! Each faction can claim a certain number of chunks. There are three main factions, presiding over the sea, the sky, and the earth. Each faction has settings to ensure security, like disabling mobGriefing within your area! Origins: With the Origins and Origins++ mods, you can choose from over 100 unique species to become, each with their own pros and cons! You can change your origin using an Orb of Origin, sold at our player-run public shop near spawn! How do I join? In order to join our Minecraft server, you will first need to join our Discord server! Fill out the 6-question application in the #applications channel! We hope to see you soon! FAQ
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?
The server runs on Minecraft version 1.19.2.
Can I join if I’m not a teenager?
Yes, players of all ages are welcome on the server.
Are there any rules I should be aware of?
Yes, we have a set of rules listed on our Discord server that all players must follow.
Can I start my own faction on the server?
Yes, players are allowed to create their own factions on the server.
How many chunks can each faction claim?
Each faction can claim a certain number of chunks, with different limits depending on the faction.
Are there any restrictions on changing my origin species?
Players can change their origin species using an Orb of Origin, which is available at the player-run public shop near spawn.
What kind of player-run shops are available on the server?
There are various player-run shops on the server selling different items and services.
Is there a currency system on the server?
Yes, the server uses Lightman’s Currency as the in-game currency.