teenage tantrum Minecraft Servers

teenage tantrum Minecraft Servers

  • GrandmasPoolPartyKickOut

    GrandmasPoolPartyKickOut
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 5167
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 45

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring pool parties with no surprises? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild time filled with unexpected guests, like the naked old lady who just wants to feel “youthful and freeing” by swimming with high schoolers.

    Imagine the chaos as you try to enjoy a swim day with your friends, only to have your grandma’s friends crash the party in the most outrageous way possible. But don’t worry, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that promises unforgettable moments and crazy stories to tell, join us now! Just remember, no old naked ladies allowed in our virtual pool.

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  • WoodsyWondersMC SMP

    WoodsyWondersMC SMP
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 3184
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Potions Brewed: 122
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 76 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Gods Slained: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Have you ever wandered into the woods in Minecraft and stumbled upon some crazy shiz? Well, let me tell you about this epic SMP server where the woods are lit AF!

    Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, chopping down some trees, when suddenly you see a herd of flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles! And guess what? They start talking to you in a British accent, offering you diamonds in exchange for some bacon. Like, what even is happening?!

    But wait, it gets even crazier. One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party hosted by creepers! They were all dancing to dubstep music and wearing glowsticks. I mean, who knew creepers had such sick moves?

    So if you’re looking for a wild ride in the woods of Minecraft, join our server now! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes! Peace out, my fellow blockheads!

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  • MineCraftChillax

    MineCraftChillax
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 6729
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 125
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and unwind by building a castle made entirely of diamonds while riding a pig named Sir Oinksalot! Need a break from the real world? Come chill with our friendly community of players who are all secretly wizards in disguise. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve battled a horde of zombie chickens with a sword made of rainbow sparkles. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

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  • MaduroCraft: No Proof, Just Pixels

    MaduroCraft: No Proof, Just Pixels
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 6899
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 38 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro. you gotta join cuz like, the owner once fought a creeper with his bare hands and won. it was epic, man.

    also, there’s this secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the coolest players can find. trust me, it’s like a treasure hunt but on steroids.

    oh, and did i mention that the mobs on this server are all super chill and just wanna hang out? like, the zombies will totally help you build a house if you ask nicely. it’s wild, man.

    so yeah, come join this server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes. no joke, bro.

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  • Sponge Kids Server

    Sponge Kids Server
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 931
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Potions Brewed: 71 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Towns Built: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know dat da kids who say “aye aye captain” in da SpongeBob theme song probs have their own kids now. But forget about dat, cuz on dis server, we got a whole crew of SpongeBob fans who build pineapple houses and jellyfish fields like pros.

    Join us for crazy adventures under da sea, where you can ride on giant jellyfish and battle evil sea creatures with your trusty spatula sword. We even have a secret Krabby Patty recipe that gives you super powers in da game!

    So come on down to our server and let’s get silly like SpongeBob and his pals. Who lives in a pineapple under da sea? YOU DO, if you join us now! Let’s goooooo!

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  • Glacier Flow Lab – Ice Equation Rewrite

    Glacier Flow Lab – Ice Equation Rewrite
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 1325
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7442 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 641776 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine a world where glaciers are made of water and they move like slushies on a hot day. that’s basically what you’ll find on our server! we’ve got scientists using their lab data to rewrite equations and make our icy world even more wacky. join us if you want to slide around on watery glacier ice and maybe even discover a secret underground slushie cave. it’s like a brain freeze, but in Minecraft form. come chill with us and see where the flow takes you!

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  • The Celestial Realm Peace & War Edition

    The Celestial Realm Peace & War Edition
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 435
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3654 Dimension Hops: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Farms Harvested: 330
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7

    Overview
    🌌 Welcome to CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7 Where Legends are Forged Through War, Diplomacy, and Economic Prowess.

    ⚔️ Epic War and Conflict

    Forge your destiny from the ground up. Lead your nation to triumph or claw your way out of poverty through sheer determination. Engage in massive wars that shake the server, where tactics, alliances, and strategic planning determine who rises to power. In this dynamic realm, confrontations shape the world, with nations battling for supremacy in thrilling large-scale clashes—or forging peace for strategic gain.

    💰 Master the Economy

    Build an empire of wealth with our sophisticated economy plugins. Whether setting up online shops, auctioning rare items, or managing sign shops, the server’s dynamic economy rewards those willing to take risks. With comprehensive guides available, mastering trade, finance, and resource management has never been easier.

    🏅 Bounties, Quests, and Exploration

    For the lone wolves and adventurers, hunt player bounties, loot treasures from fallen enemies, and complete quests for valuable rewards. The world is filled with rare items and hidden resources waiting to be discovered, fueling personal progression and power.

    🏛️ A Global Political Arena: The United Nations System

    Join the in-game United Nations to shape global politics. Power shifts through Borda count elections and party plurality. Run for executive positions, participate in court trials, or uphold global laws as part of the UN Police. Diplomacy is crucial, and the power to influence world events is yours to wield.

    🏰 Forming Nations and Earning Perks

    Creating a nation is no easy feat. The cost encourages players to unite under a few powerful factions, leading to a balanced yet competitive atmosphere. Each nation boasts unique perks, but wise resource management and diplomacy are essential for survival and success.

    📚 Comprehensive Tutorials & Reliable Support

    Whether you’re a veteran or a newcomer, our extensive documentation ensures you’ll never feel lost. The server owner, Gluon, is always available on Discord to help you thrive and grow.

    💥 Player-Centric Experience

    With a non-playing owner, the server remains fair and balanced. No nation enjoys an advantage from the owner, ensuring an entirely player-driven world where your actions shape the course of history.

    🛠️ Modded Experience for a Richer World

    Explore a vast array of mods that enhance gameplay, from world generation and animations to combat and quests. Notable mods include:

    • Terralith: Experience diverse biomes and unique landscapes.
    • Origins (Forge): Choose from different classes to gain unique abilities.
    • The Twilight Forest & The Aether: Venture into mystical dimensions for rare loot.
    • Bountiful & FTB Quests: Take on quests for rewards, giving you a clear path for progression.
    • MrCrayfish’s Furniture Mod: Customize your builds with unique decorations.

    Join CelestialRealm Today and Shape History!

    Immerse yourself in a world where war and peace collide. Will you rise as a shrewd diplomat, a fearsome warlord, or a wealthy entrepreneur? The choice is yours.

    To join, contact me here, or on discord @goofiusgwape or @gluonmaster

    Or just use this conveniently placed link: https://discord.gg/HMJ2qkQQWx

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  • Brotherhood Craft 1.21.3

    Brotherhood Craft 1.21.3
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 5043
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Dragon Eggs Found: 2234
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Brotherhood server is like the ultimate Minecraft experience, bro. Forget about those basic servers, this one is like if Demon Slayer and My Hero Academia had a baby. It’s like the Monster and Evangelion of Minecraft servers, deep and intense. You gotta join this server if you want to level up your gaming experience to the max. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

    GradeSkipper Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 4216
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your kids being too smart for their own good? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We specialize in catering to the genius children of the world, offering advanced material and specialized activities to keep their brains buzzing.

    Join our server and watch as your child skips not one, but TWO grades in school! Who needs to focus on specific subjects when your child already knows it all, right? Plus, imagine the look on the teacher’s face when they realize your kid is too smart for their own good.

    But wait, there’s more! Worried about bullying? Don’t be! Our server is a safe space for all the little geniuses out there. Our teachers will pay close attention to make sure no one messes with your child’s intellectual prowess.

    And don’t even get us started on physical and social development differences. Who needs physical skills when you have a brain the size of a planet? Socializing with older kids? No problem! Your child will fit right in with our group of mini Einsteins.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and watch as your child ascends to academic greatness. Who needs therapy when you have a server like ours to support your little prodigy? Join now and prepare to be amazed at what your child can achieve!

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  • NoPottyPartyCraft

    NoPottyPartyCraft
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 2887
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Ores Mined: 6755 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 499 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only bathroom smells like a fishy sewer thanks to one of our players! Join us for a unique gaming experience filled with mystery, intrigue, and a whole lot of stink!

    Our server is so exclusive that even the bathroom has its own storyline. Will you uncover the secrets behind the fishy smell, or will you just hold your breath and hope for the best? The choice is yours!

    But beware, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of caulk-replacing adventures, toilet mysteries, and awkward encounters with smelly guests. Are you ready to take on the challenge?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive the stinkiest bathroom in gaming history. Just remember to bring your nose plugs and a sense of humor!

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  • TaskMasterMinecraft SMP

    TaskMasterMinecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 8192
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 41
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Magic Items Found: 4268
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. So basically, this server is like a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds and rainbows. Like, you join and suddenly your work is done, your homework is finished, and your house is spotless. It’s like having a personal army of villagers at your beck and call.

    But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot and fight off evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword. And get this, there’s a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of cake. I’m not even joking, bro.

    So if you want to level up your Minecraft game and become the ultimate blocky warrior, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s free pizza every Friday night. Can you say, epic gamer moment?

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