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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 1656 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 96 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
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