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teenage misadventures

  • DetentionCraft: SMP of Shenanigans

    DetentionCraft: SMP of Shenanigans

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    🏰🗡️ OOoooh BOY, gather ’round, fellow cube-heads! If you’re not dive-bombing into this magical hole of chaos we like to call a Minecraft SMP, YOU’RE MISSING OUT! 😱✨ Like, did you ever think your dull life could be blasted into a BLAST furnace of FUN? NO? Well, let me ENLIGHTEN you, my square friends!

    📜 Once upon a time, on a Tuesday that felt like a Wednesday (weird, right?), a llama wearing sunglasses summoned an army of mutton-chop-wearing zombies to crash our block party! 😵‍💫 You think I’m joking? I’ve got the screenshots! The llama said, “If you’re TOO COOL to mine, just call me for a raid!” and BOOM 💥 you’re in a melodramatic plot twist that nobody asked for!

    🐵 So why join? SIMPLE! You wanna learn the ancient secrets of crafting the ultimate Turtleneck of Doom, which gives you the power to NOT GET HIT by creepers! Honestly, who needs armor when you can just confuse them with your fashion choices?! You could be the most stylish hero yet, even if you look like a walking, talking, blocky IKEA shelf!

    ⏳ Plus, DID I MENTION THE TIME; I encountered a ghost who kept spitting out enchanted apples and claiming he was the original Steve. He said he was waiting for somebody to challenge him in a dance-off for control of the Nether! 💃 Surely you wanna flex your moves, right? We need all the pro dancers who can spin around like a dervish on caffeine!

    🤣 And don’t EVEN get me started on the unexplained “Banana Cult” in our SMP! They worship a mysterious banana-shaped statue and claim that “The Great Peel” will grant you the spiciest memes if you pledge allegiance! I can’t even! 🍌 So much cringe… it’s dazzlingly ridiculous! I’m STILL trying to figure out if it’s a joke or my brain has turned to goo… it might be both.

    🦄 Finally, you absolutely MUST consider joining because we’ve got the Universe’s Biggest Minigame Extravaganza! Picture this – I once accidentally turned our entire village into a giant pancake and had to fight off syrup monsters. It was INSANE! Nothing says “life goals” more than flipping blocks while battling breakfast!

    🚀 So grab your diamond pickaxe (or whatever… as long as it sparkles!), unleash your inner chaos wizard, and raid the nearest pizza store for energy snacks. JOIN US or you’ll be stuck in your mom’s basement watching cat videos until 2099! Don’t be THAT GUY. Welcome aboard to madness, where we also have tangy pickle juice fountains for hydration! LET’S GET BLOCKY! 🎉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MineClouds

    MineClouds

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey are you looking for a new prison server to play? Then what’re you waiting for? Check out MineClouds today and begin your adventure!

    play.mineclouds.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Bloxar Server

    Bloxar Server

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    NEW MINECRAFT SURVIVAL SERVER

    Welcome to this brand new Semi-Vanilla server!This is a growing server which will slowly add more and moreplugins and get bigger and bigger with plenty of other servers to play on, join now and be a part of the community!

    Plugins include:

    – claim

    – chest shop

    – A few Essentials (tpa, sethome)

    IP: play.bloxarmc.com

    51.195.141.162

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  • Mirels Of Chaos

    Mirels Of Chaos

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    Mirels Of Chaos, a place where survival becomes more exciting with a touch of vanilla magic and engaging RPG elements. With features like McMMO to allow you to develop your character, and GriefPrevention to protect your creative works, every block you travel will be part of an unforgettable adventure.

    MirelsOfChaos.my.id:25567

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  • BLOCKTOPIA.PRO ❏ 1.20 ❏ Survival, Land Claiming, Anti-Grief, Economy, Player Shops, McMMO

    BLOCKTOPIA.PRO ❏ 1.20 ❏ Survival, Land Claiming, Anti-Grief, Economy, Player Shops, McMMO

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    This server offers a place to chill out and play Minecraft survival. We offer a vanilla-like experience while also enhancing gameplay with plugins for the ideal experience. We also have a couple of custom plugins that add levels and a way for players to look around other players’ shops. Griefing isn’t allowed here, so we have a number of features to protect you and your builds, including claims and rollbacks. If you have any question, feel free to ask! We are always ready to help.

    Features:

      Land claiming/homePlayer ShopsGriefing roll backs

    blocktopia.pro

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Brandons404s Hangout Survival

    Brandons404s Hangout Survival

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    Just a (mostly) vanilla minecraft server, trying to re-live the good old days of cool summer nights, playing survival together. The only plugins here are for antigrief and basic essentials.

    Note: Please join our proxy server first, then type /server 404survival! proxy server: corecraft.cc

    corecraft.cc

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  • Salty Universe

    Salty Universe

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    Salty Universe is a minecraft skyblock server, which has plans to expand to survival and prison soon! version: 1.16.4 – 1.20.1 ip: saltyuniverse.net discord: http://discord.gg/5EaabZ6

    saltyuniverse.net

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  • ☄️ HexArchon – Custom Worlds, Items, Mobs, Skills, Abilities, Enchants, Dungeons, Boss Fights, Quests, and more!

    ☄️ HexArchon – Custom Worlds, Items, Mobs, Skills, Abilities, Enchants, Dungeons, Boss Fights, Quests, and more!

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    ☄️ HexArchon - Custom Worlds, Items, Mobs, Skills, Abilities, Enchants, Dungeons, Boss Fights, Quests, and more! Minecraft Server

    Watch our Server Trailer! https://youtube.com/shorts/GHTIZUraQHo

    Are you looking for a server with a truly unique spin on the Survival Gamemode? You should check out HexArchon – a Custom MMO-Inspired Survival server with many features you’ve never seen!

    Key Features:» In-depth /shop system» Custom Skills, Abilities, and Items» Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons» Custom Worlds» Quests» Custom Modeled Pets» Custom Enchants» Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries» Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces» Furnitures» Player Shops» Live Server Map» Server Events» Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

    Other Features:» Land Claiming» Ability to rollback any griefs (just in case you forgot to claim!)» Discord Link – Talk with players in-game on Discord!» Active, friendly staff» Hosted in the US East Coast

    play.hexarchon.net

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  • BeastMC31

    BeastMC31

    New Minecraft Servers

    Play SkyBlock KitPvP and ext. We rly need players and staff so please if u se this can u pls join pls

    BeastMC31.aternos.me

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  • Frostwire Network’s Towny [1.8 – 1.20][Foods][Brewing][Mcmmo][Crates][Jobs]

    Frostwire Network’s Towny [1.8 – 1.20][Foods][Brewing][Mcmmo][Crates][Jobs]

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    Have you been looking for a new server? Well im sure this is the place for you! Many people call this server home due to the friendly environment put in place. Much of the community are friends with each-other on discord, this server creates bonds! We do not tolerate harrassement/abuse/or bigotry towards other members, rest assured that you will be taken care of as a member of this server. Features alot of our members like include(McMMO, Custom Food(We have Mcdonalds :D), Player ran shops, Ranks, and Towny) Some more information about the custom food includes the fact that we can add anything you want, yes you heard that right, if you want certain foods added, we will add them with your input. We also have unique features due to the fact that the owner and others code things specifically for this server, so that means these features will be amazing, and allways working! We really hope you will come join us and be part of an awesome community!

    Invite: https://discord.gg/h3FndEvbES

    mc.frostwiregaming.net

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  • FuturezMC

    FuturezMC

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    This server is versatile, with faction like games, creative, kitpvp, including guns and your own personal soldiers! It’s everything that you would ever want in a minecraft server put together! Come down and check by going to FuturezMC and getting free daily rewards!

    FuturezMC.aternos.me

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