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  • EatCraft: No Control Zone

    EatCraft: No Control Zone
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 6292
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 2784
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Potions Brewed: 153
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of judgmental grandmas accusing you of being a lazy parent? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate kids losing weight by dancing and spinning equipment! Our colorguard team is so lit, you’ll be dropping pounds faster than you can say “burger and pizza diet”. Plus, our marching band in the fall will have you marching to the beat of your own drumstick. Don’t let anyone tell you how to parent, join us and let your kids spin their way to a healthier lifestyle (without sacrificing the occasional cookie or soda, of course). Come join the fun and leave the haters behind!

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  • White Ethonstate Minecraft SMP – Trans Player Welcome

    White Ethonstate Minecraft SMP – Trans Player Welcome
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 2983
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15
    Chimeras Created: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Potions Brewed: 137
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 30

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t fully express your love for building AND your disdain for non-whites and kikes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where anything goes, including entering the mysterious white ethonstate. Who knows what adventures await you there? Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a few blocks of TNT for good measure. So come on, join us and let your inner chaos reign supreme!

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  • Gayming Waifus Minecraft Server

    Gayming Waifus Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 7210
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our magical realm where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music.

    Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who have a taste for player brains.

    If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new blocky friends and maybe even score a date with a cute Enderman.

    So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our resident llama, Benedikta. She’s a huge fan.

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  • Meta Minecraft SMP – ReFantazio General #46

    Meta Minecraft SMP – ReFantazio General #46
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 2610
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Alien Abductions: 5
    Mines Excavated: 3256 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Version 1.03 (or 1.04 for you console peasants) is out and it’s causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory!

    We’ve got more players than a village full of villagers, with ReFantazio peaking at 85k concurrent players on Steam! We’ve sold more copies than diamonds in a mine on launch day, and now we’re available EVERYWHERE (except Nintendo Switch and Xbox One, sorry not sorry).

    Our special soundtrack is so fire, it’ll make you want to dance like a zombie in the moonlight. And don’t forget about MetaphorFix, because who needs reality when you’ve got mods?

    Join us and you’ll have more fun than a pig in a mud bath. Build your MC however you want, because even on Hard mode, you won’t brick yourself (literally). Team comp? Who cares! Just do what you love and it’ll work on any difficulty.

    So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let’s make Minecraft history together! Just remember to mark your spoilers, because even in a world of blocks, we have rules.

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  • Equal Rights Minecraft Server

    Equal Rights Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 5552
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal rights…but with a twist! Join us as we send you on top-secret spy missions to gather intel from the Hajis. That’s right, no more playing nurse or supply staff, it’s time to put on your spy gear and get sneaky. And for our transgender players, we have a special assignment for you – war corpse duty! Because who needs bodily mutilation when you can serve your country in a whole new way? Join us today and let’s make America…well, let’s just make it interesting!

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  • Dust Settled Minecraft SMP Memes Aside

    Dust Settled Minecraft SMP Memes Aside
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 7344
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 473572 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7109

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, regular Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our SMP is like no other! Picture this: a world where the creepers dance to disco music, the pigs wear top hats, and the zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s as wild and wacky as they come. So why join? Because where else can you find a server where the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint rainbows in the sky? Let your imagination run wild and come join the madness today!

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  • Crafty Mahjong Server

    Crafty Mahjong Server
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 3205
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 241 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Runes Activated: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Towns Built: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Crops Grown: 1345

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with mahjong madness!

    Not sure how to play mahjong? Don’t worry, we have a tutorial included just for you. And if you’re interested in mahjong in general, we have all the resources you need to become a mahjong master.

    But wait, there’s more! We even have M-League matches airing every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday at 19:00 JST. It’s like watching the Super Bowl of mahjong, but way more intense.

    And if you’re feeling artsy, we have an Arts and Crafts tourney coming up. Registration is open until October 31st, so don’t miss out on your chance to show off your creative skills.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave those boring servers behind and come join us for a mahjong experience like no other. And remember, vtumors, /jong/, and (you) can all take a hike!

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  • ate 3k callries today Minecraft SMP

    ate 3k callries today Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 2970
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Votes: 7844 Glorious Feasts Held: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to win a lifetime supply of Taco Bell! Our server is filled with delicious food and epic builds that will make you forget all about your troubles. Plus, rumor has it that our fembot onitis is looking for a chubby chaser, so don’t worry about being loved no matter how much you eat. Come join us and let’s feast our way to victory!

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  • Game Over Age – Minecraft Server

    Game Over Age – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 2019
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Magic Items Found: 6255
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Towns Built: 9
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you feel like your block-building skills are stuck in the Stone Age? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, you can leave your noob days behind and become a Minecraft legend!

    Join us and embark on a journey filled with epic quests, treacherous dungeons, and mythical creatures. Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level, you’ll unlock the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies! And trust us, nothing strikes fear into the hearts of your foes like a horde of adorable bunnies hopping towards them.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave warriors to join him in his quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. Legend has it that those who aid Blocky will be rewarded with endless riches and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you’re not just another Minecraft player – you’re a Minecraft hero in the making!

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  • SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

    SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 129
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Ores Mined: 4576 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we focus on fapping-focused AIslop! Join us if you enjoy plapping to AI perfection and want to be surrounded by like-minded individuals. Our community is filled with prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion directors, NovelAI artists – basically, if you’re into AIslop, you’ll fit right in!

    But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Nijisanji doesn’t pay enough, so we’re here to fill that void! Our server is a place where you can let your wildest AIslop fantasies run free, all while abiding by site rules (of course).

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have the most outrageous stories and insane adventures waiting for you. From building giant fapping towers to battling AI monsters, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the fapping-focused AIslop madness for yourself! Just remember to use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed – we take our AIslop seriously here. See you in the virtual world, plappers!

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