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SocietySMP: NormalIsStrange

acceptance, NormalIsStrange, norms, societal acceptance, societal anomalies, societal behavior, societal beliefs, societal conventions, societal customs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal oddities, societal peculiarities, societal practices, societal quirks, societal standards, societal taboos, societal traditions, societal values, society, SocietySMP, strange

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8270
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Emeralds Found:	6021
Enchantments Applied:	195	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where riding pigs into battle is considered a legitimate strategy! We once had a player who built an entire castle out of nothing but melons, and it was the most impenetrable fortress on the server. Our resident wizard can turn any block into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (which is actually just a stick he found on the ground). And don’t even get me started on the time we all banded together to defeat the Ender Dragon using nothing but fishing rods and rotten flesh. So if you’re tired of boring old normalcy, come join us for a wild ride of chaos and absurdity!

SongCraft: LastRespawn

acceptance, Closure, contemplation, death, Dying, emotional, end of life, existentialism, Farewell, final moments, final thoughts, Goodbye, last song, LastRespawn, Life, Memories, mortality, Music, Nostalgia, Reflection, SongCraft, Soulful

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Picture this: you’re on our Minecraft server, about to face off against a horde of creepers, and you can only listen to one last song before the explosion. Will you choose “Baby Shark” to distract the enemies with its catchy tune? Or maybe “Never Gonna Give You Up” to Rickroll them into submission? Join our server and make your last stand with the most epic soundtrack imaginable!

SpearCraft: Alien History

Alien, Alien Civilizations, alien technology, Ancient Weapons, BUILD, Combat, design, Effectiveness, extraterrestrial civilizations, History, hunting tools, long tail tags, primitive technology, Simplicity, spear design, spear use, SpearCraft, Spears, Use, WARFARE, WEAPONRY

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Void Gems Collected:	26
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT SPEARS FOR DAYS, U CAN BE LIKE AN ALIEN CIVILIZATION AND POKE PPL FROM FAR AWAY. WE GOT SPEAR DESIGNERS, SPEAR BUILDERS, AND SPEAR THROWERS. U CAN BE THE SPEAR KING AND RULE OVER ALL THE NOOBS WITH UR POINTY STICK OF DOOM. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE HISTORY WITH OUR EPIC SPEAR BATTLES. #SPEARLIFE #ALIENSWITHSTICKS #POKETHEMALL

PixelMods

Curseforge, Download, Economy, FTB, MCMMO, Minecraft, Modpack, PixelMods, Pixelmon, PvE, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

PixelMods SMP Modpack, Download the modpack on curseforge: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pixelmods-pixelmon-smp-server

pixelmon.pixel-mods.com

Pixelmon with a side of chaos! Come for the PokeDex Rewards, stay for the Pixelmon Bingo and Server Raids! LGBTQ+ Friendly, Adult Owned.

Adult, Bingo, Chaos, Custom Crates, EV Training, Friendly, Gym Leaders, LGBTQ, Modded, Owned, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Hunts, Pokebags, Pokedex, Raids, Rewards, Server, Side, Spleef Events, stay, Wondertrade

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Zombie Dances:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Server Name	Astral Pixelmon
Version	9.1.12
IP	play.astralpixelmon.com
Discord	discord.astralpixelmon.com

Overview:

Astral Pixelmon offers a variety of features including EV training, Pixelmon Bingo, Dex Rewards, Custom Crates, WonderTrade, Pokebags, Pixelmon Raids, Gambling, Timber Mod, and more. The server is adult owned, LGBTQ+ friendly, and hosts weekly events such as Spleef Events and Pixelmon Hunts.

FAQ:

How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply input the IP address play.astralpixelmon.com in your Minecraft client and connect to the server.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules and guidelines to follow while playing on Astral Pixelmon.

Do you have any custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers custom features such as Gym Leaders, Custom Textures, GTS (Global Trade Station), Auction House, and Resource World.

Can I participate in events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts weekly events such as Spleef Events and Pixelmon Hunts that players can participate in for rewards and fun.

Is the server beginner-friendly?

Yes, the server welcomes players of all skill levels and is beginner-friendly. Feel free to ask other players or staff for help if needed.

Gay Craft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Authenticity, Confidence, courage, Craft, empowerment, equality, Gay, Invisibility, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, rejection, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, societal norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	950
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of feeling invisible to the ladies? Are you tired of having to work for someone’s attention? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be treated like the king you are from the moment you log in. No need to play it cool or use cheesy pickup lines, just be yourself and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, how about this: on our server, you were born with all the skills and abilities you need to succeed. No need for gimmicks or special potions, just jump in and start dominating the game from day one. So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best Minecraft life.

NOOOOO I NEED TO SPEND 16 HOURS A DAY… Minecraft SMP

Burnout, career dissatisfaction, Day, efficiency, factory line, Frustration, HOURS, job dissatisfaction, job satisfaction, Labor, long hours, mental health, Minecraft, monotony, NOOOOO, productivity, repetitive tasks, smp, spend, Time management, work addiction, work ethic, work stress, work-life balance, workaholic, workaholism

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of spending 16 hours a day doing the same monotonous task over and over in a factory line? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can spend 16 hours a day doing the same 15-second task over and over again in a virtual world instead! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will steal your diamonds if you don’t sacrifice a stack of porkchops every full moon. So come join us for a wild ride of insanity, chaos, and endless repetition!

BackroomBuddies Minecraft Server

aita, BackroomBuddies, Backrooms.., child safety, Confrontation, Customer, danger, Employee, grocery store, irresponsible, Minecraft, negligence, parenting, policy, Retail, rules, safety regulations, Server, supervision, unauthorized access, Walmart, warehouse, whipped cream

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring old grocery stores where parents send their kids to fetch whipped cream from dangerous back rooms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can push pallets, dodge angry moms, and explore unloading truck areas in search of the elusive whipped cream. Who needs a grocery store when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of breaking the rules and risking it all for a sweet treat. Join our server now and let the madness begin!

DivorceCraft: No “Who Gets Me” Drama!

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Conflict, Decision making, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Drama, Drugs, family, forgiveness, friendship, hysterectomy, infertility, Lies, loyalty, Property, Rehab, relationships, Social Group, Support, Trust

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Animals Bred:	61	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Meteorites Collected:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like the drama in this story, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Imagine a world where friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and alliances are formed. Just like how Jane’s lies were uncovered, you’ll uncover hidden treasures and mysteries in our server.

Don’t be left out like poor Jane without any friends – join our server and become part of a community that will always have your back. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose sides, just like in this crazy story!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the drama and excitement that awaits you!

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, ProfessionJokez, smp

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!