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MY SONS LIFE IS RUINED HES ONLY 13 HES… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	942
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more wild than a 13-year-old plapping his teacher like a chad? Look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a teenager’s hormones. We’ve got more scandalous stories than a soap opera, including a dad who needs to chill out and a cuck husband who got outplayed by a 13-year-old. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let the chaos begin!

AwkwardBoner Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Dimension Hops:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment – just like that time Steve accidentally built a statue of himself with a massive boner that could be seen from space! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the most outrageous erections you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t be able to contain your laughter – or your excitement!

CraftyTeenSexTips

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, wacky mini-games, and a community of players who are just as nutty as you are.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies for 24 hours. Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensues when you unleash this potion on unsuspecting players! And if that’s not enough, we also have a hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited diamonds – all you have to do is find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to laughter, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Desperate Minecraft SMP Player

ask me anything, Chatbots, Companionship, Date Me, DATING, DESPERATE, fembots, hopeless, Hopeless Romantic, lonely, longing for connection, looking for love, love, Minecraft, online dating, player, please, relationship advice, relationships, seeking, single, smp, virtual dating

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Enchantments Applied:	60	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Items Found:	6469	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because on our server, you can date fembots! That’s right, these robotic beauties are programmed to ask you anything and everything under the sun. Want to know the meaning of life? Ask a fembot. Want to know the best way to build a diamond castle? Ask a fembot. The possibilities are endless! Join our server now and get ready for a dating experience like no other. Who needs real relationships when you have fembots at your fingertips?

Spearical

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Luckyblocks, MCMMO, Minecraft, Parkour, Pets, PvE, Quests, Rankups, Server, Spearical, Survival, tags

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ores Mined:	9721

Welcome to Spearical! IP Address: play.spearical.net Bedrock IP Address: play.spearical.com:19566 Version: 1.21+ Dive into a world of endless possibilities and adventure. Join our friendly community and enjoy: – Free Rankups: Progress through ranks at no cost. – 150+ Tags: Explore and use over 150 unique tags. – 1,400+ Quests: Embark on thrilling quests and adventures. – Pets: Befriend adorable pets to accompany you. – LuckyBlocks: Discover exciting surprises with LuckyBlocks. – And More! Discover many more exciting features. Discord: [discord.spearical.net](https://discord.spearical.net) Join us now and be part of something extraordinary!

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PolitMilitary | Military-Political Server Minecraft

alliances, Battles, Buyer, Clans, Competition, conquer territories, Currency, Development, Donations, Economy, epic battle, Event, Events, fishing tournaments, Fly, GREATNESS, Military-Political, No Dupe, Pirate, pmc, political intrigue, political leader, power, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, recruit, smaug, strategic events, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

✨ Enter the fascinating world of the Military-Political server PolitMilitary!

Unique server features:

– Dating system that allows you to create powerful alliances and alliances

– A unique buyer, ready to buy your most valuable items

– A competition with the Recruit, which rewards those who can deliver him the most of a certain item

– Exciting event Smaug, when killed you can get valuable things

– PMC A package that appears in a random part of the world, they say there you can get donated currency

– Interesting fishing tournaments that only true fish connoisseurs can master

Immerse yourself in exciting battles, strategic events and political intrigue on our server! Here, each player has the opportunity to show their skills, conquer territories and become the greatest political leader.

Join us right now and become part of the epic battle for power and greatness in the world of Military-Political servers! Unforgettable adventures and incredible opportunities for development await you.

Don’t miss the chance to experience exciting emotions and become a real leader on the PolitMilitary server! See you in the game! ✊

mc.politmilitary.fun

Guilty Gear Patch Notes Minecraft Server

character balance, Competitive Gaming, Crime Scene, Dead, developer update, fighting game community, fighting games, Gaming Community, Gear, Guilty, guilty gear, investigation, Minecraft, News, Notes, online gaming, Patch, patch notes, police report, Pot, Server, street, suspicious death, Tournament Play, update, video games

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as finding a pot dead on the street? Look no further! Our server is so insane, even in-game items are getting into trouble! Join us for a crazy adventure where you never know what’s going to happen next. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a diamond sword having a dance party with a creeper! Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server now!

Camping with the Guys Minecraft SMP Edition

anthro MC, Bara, camping, Compiling, contributing, Edition, Femboy, furryvn, fvn, Gay, guys, Hub, human MC, japanese, Minecraft, pastebin, Playing, smp, Straight.., Thread, twink, Western

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2965
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magic Items Found:	6268
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Void Armor Forged:	21

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the Camping with the guys Edition, where we talk about all things FVN – whether you’re into gay, straight, bara, twink, femboy, Western, Japanese, human MC, anthro MC, or anything in between, we’ve got it all!

Why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that those who join our server have a chance to uncover this treasure and become the richest player in all the land!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this ghost and earn its respect, or will you fall victim to its tricks and traps?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see where the madness takes you. Just remember, anything can happen in this Minecraft SMP – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

NikolaHadzicGames

Adventure, automatic farms, Citybuild, Community, Cozy Homes, Creative, Events, Farming, Friends, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, Rewards, Server, Skyscrapers, Survival, Trading, version 1.21.3, Version 1.21.4, wealth

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Farms Harvested:	798
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dimension Hops:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Survival: Explore a breathtaking survival world full of adventure! Build, farm, and survive—whether with friends or on your own. Join our friendly community and become part of a unique gameplay experience. With exciting features like automatic farms, thrilling events, and exclusive rewards, there’s always something new to discover!

CityBuild: Dream big and build your very own city! Protect your land, trade with other players, and grow your wealth. Whether you’re constructing skyscrapers or cozy homes, the possibilities are endless.

IP: nikolahadzic.net Version: 1.21.3 – 1.21.4

We can’t wait to see you on the server!

nikolahadzic.net

Crafty Camp Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	5515	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a celebration like no other! Our first annual Auschwitz celebration is sure to be a blast, and this year, we’re expecting the Israeli PM to skip out for the first time ever. Why? Because our server is so lit, even world leaders can’t resist joining in on the fun!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, crazy events, and non-stop laughter. Who knew a Minecraft server could bring so much joy and chaos to the world? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of something truly unforgettable. Come join us today and see what all the hype is about!

The Jan-netty Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchantments Applied:	209
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of being the Marty Jannetty of your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate place to shine like the Shawn Michaels of the group! Join us and show off your mining, building, and PvP skills to become the undisputed champion of the server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous Ender Dragon who loves to photobomb screenshots and steal your diamonds. Will you be brave enough to face this mythical creature and claim the title of Dragon Slayer?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who knew that creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and become the superstar you were always meant to be! Just watch out for those sneaky Ender Dragons…

CivSurvival

CivSurvival, Cross-Play, Minecraft, rules, Server, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

A survival world server. CivSurvival has some rules so make sure to read the rules at civsurvival.com/rules

play.civsurvival.com

Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7533
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Emeralds Found:	5055
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as the Golden Epic Trailer — “Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes”? Look no further! Our server is like a floating cloud in Myriad Celestia, where you can embark on a new venture on the Eighth Dawn.

Join us for insane adventures and crazy battles, just like the characters in the game awards show video “The Worlds You’ve Never Been”. Our server is so lit, it’s like a grounded ascent before dawn, with characters banners that will make you say “Soloist”!

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes for exclusive items and tools & resources that will blow your mind. Don’t miss out on the Herta (5 Ice Erudition) or Aglaea (5 Lightning Remembrance), they are game-changers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Happy Sunday, happy gaming!