Teenage Health Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EatCraft: No Control Zone

body image, body positivity, colorguard, control, Dance, EatCraft, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, Junk Food, marching band, parenting, performance improvement, physical activity, teenage activities, teenage diet, teenage growth, Teenage Health, teenage metabolism, teenage nutrition, weight loss, weight management, weight monitoring, Zone

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4416
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magic Items Found:	2394	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of judgmental grandmas accusing you of being a lazy parent? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate kids losing weight by dancing and spinning equipment! Our colorguard team is so lit, you’ll be dropping pounds faster than you can say “burger and pizza diet”. Plus, our marching band in the fall will have you marching to the beat of your own drumstick. Don’t let anyone tell you how to parent, join us and let your kids spin their way to a healthier lifestyle (without sacrificing the occasional cookie or soda, of course). Come join the fun and leave the haters behind!

BlockyBroDefense

BlockyBroDefense, Covid-19, hormone, hormone therapy, immune response, inflammation, LUNGS, Medical research, mens health, new study, Organs, pandemic, Protective, public health, research, respiratory distress, respiratory system, severe COVID-19, TESTOSTERONE, treatment implications, viral infection

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting wrecked by Covid-19 in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic server where testosterone is the key to survival! That’s right, pump up those muscles and get ready to fight off those pesky viruses like a boss!

Our totally legit study shows that testosterone is like a shield against Covid-19 in Minecraft. It’s like having a superpower that reduces inflammation in your lungs and other organs. So why wait? Join now and become the ultimate Covid-19 warrior in the Minecraft world!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be protected from Covid-19, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on a magical unicorn and battle evil zombies with a diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventures waiting for you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the testosterone-fueled madness that is our Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ValkyriePVP

Australian hosted, Beta Testing, Custom Enchants, Discord, Economy, Factions, free beta kits., Monthly Events, No P2W features, Potpvp, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	39
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Immerse Yourself in Old school Factions, Australian Hosted, 1.8 PVP, Custom enchants with a focus on PotPVP. JOIN THE DISCORD FOR INFORMATION.

BETA TESTING UNTILL AUGUST 31st, Voting Rewards and no P2W Features (everything that you can buy on the store can be purchased ingame), Monthly Events (hosted for 1 week/month), FREE BETA KITS

Valkyriepvp.mc.gg:26008

Hyperfy SMP

balance, Bases, Cross-Play, discord community, Economy, Friends, hang out, Hyperfy, Land Claims, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, socializing, Survival, Towny, unwind, Vanilla, vanilla-like

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Hyperfy SMP is the ideal Minecraft SMP server to meet new friends, build bases, and unwind. This vanilla-like survival server has land claims and McMMO features. It also comes with a very friendly Discord community. Discover the perfect balance of survival and socializing by coming and hanging out on the Hyperfy SMP server!

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Chaos SMP: Where every block you touch will probably explode. Not to mention the sheep.

Asia, bedrock, begging, BLOCK, Chaos, Community, Discord, Disrespect, Experience, explode, Fun, gameplay, Hacks, Hosting, Join, mention, multiplayer, Players, Raid, rules, Server, Sheep, smp, Survival, Touch, Toxicity

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Star Shards Collected:	270
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Serenity SMP Overview

Server Type	SMP
Compatible Platforms	Bedrock (Good ping from Asia)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Serenity SMP?	Serenity SMP is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server specifically made for Bedrock players with good ping from Asia.
What are the rules before joining the server?	– No toxicity – No disrespecting others – No hacks – No begging
Is claim command available on the server?	No, claim commands are intentionally not available on Serenity SMP. Players need to be cautious about potential raids.
How can I join the server?	If you are interested in joining Serenity SMP, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/5DuJ2hruxw

DungeonMaster Minecraft Server

Adventure, all masks, beaten dungeons, Challenges, collected stray fairy, completionist, dungeonmaster, Dungeons, FAGGOT, final battle, final time loop, Gaming, hug from Cremia, Majora, majora’s mask, Masks, Minecraft, Nintendo, Server, side quests, solving problems, strategy, video games

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	115
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Once you have beaten all four dungeons, collected every stray fairy, and have all the masks, you will enter the ultimate time loop challenge!

Do you skip all three days straight to Majora like a faggot or do you run around solving all the problems you possibly could before the final battle like a real man and get a hug from Cremia before your final battle? The choice is yours, but trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on our server. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

/r9k/RejectsMinecraftSMP

Community, contradictory advice, dating advice, guidance, Help, humor, internet culture, ironic advice, life advice, meme, online forum, personal growth, r9k, r9kRejectsMinecraftSMP, Robots, satire, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Social Interaction, success, Support

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	48

Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

HangryCraft

Argument, brown rice, busy schedule, car accident, Communication, Cooking, exhaustion, favorite dish, Frustration, HangryCraft, homemade meal, inconsiderate, katsu, Katsu sauce, long hours, Miscommunication., partner, Petty, residency, tired, work-life balance

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Animals Bred:	68	Dragon Eggs Found:	2908
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Farms Harvested:	201	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires – from towering castles to underground lairs filled with treasure.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax. Take a break from the hospital shifts and car accidents, and let your creativity run wild in our pixelated paradise.

Plus, we promise that no one will ever forget to cook your favorite dish here! Our virtual chefs are always ready to whip up a delicious meal for you, no matter what distractions may come their way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind – because who needs drama when you have endless possibilities at your fingertips?

UnhealthyHabitMC SMP

bad habit, detrimental habits, harmful habits, negative habits, poor habits, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive habits, self-destructive tendencies, self-sabotage, smp, unhealthy addiction, unhealthy behaviors, unhealthy choices, unhealthy coping mechanisms, unhealthy habit, unhealthy habits to break, unhealthy habits to change, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy patterns, unhealthy routine, unhealthy vices, UnhealthyHabitMC

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	278
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dimension Hops:	14
Emeralds Found:	723	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Forget about unhealthy habits like staying up too late or eating too much junk food – on our server, the only unhealthy habit you’ll have is laughing too hard at all the ridiculous pranks and antics that go on. From giant chicken armies to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself addicted to the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Let the madness begin!

MineCraftyTunes

mainstream music, MineCraftyTunes, Music (Industry), music artists, music critics, music culture, music debate, music fans, music industry analysis, music industry controversy, music industry critique, music industry debate, music industry discussion, music industry opinions, music industry trends, music opinions, music trends, overrated band, overrated singer, popular music

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481	Runes Activated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Crops Grown:	3746
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a concert with the most overrated singer and band ever! Join us and experience the thrill of listening to off-key performances and cringeworthy lyrics that will make you question your taste in music. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll have the chance to battle it out in a sing-off competition against a group of tone-deaf zombies. So why wait? Join now and prepare to have your ears assaulted in the best way possible!

MissileSubMadness

Conflict, Defense, deployment, foreign policy, Geopolitics, guided missile submarine, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Mideast, Military, military presence, MissileSubMadness, Nuclear Threat, SECURITY, strategic move, submarine deployment, Tension, US, us navy

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta come to our server! why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

so, one time, our server was under attack by a giant mutant creeper that was shooting lasers out of its eyes. but don’t worry, our players banded together and defeated it with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. it was epic, bro.

and get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. yeah, you heard me right. rainbow lasers. it’s like a disco party in the sky, man.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and golden apples? yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s our little secret.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. peace out, gamers!