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Welcome to Pugatory SMP where even your Minecraft pets go to serve their time. Whitelist only!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Purgatory Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Purgatory Vanilla++ Server
Server Version	1.20.2
Mods	Fabric Mods including Origins
Discord Server	Join Here

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Purgatory server?

A: You can join the server by applying on our Discord server and joining the community of players.

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server use?

A: The server is currently running on Minecraft version 1.20.2.

Q: What mods are used on the server?

A: We use Fabric Mods including Origins and other fun mods to enhance the gameplay experience.

Q: How can I create or join a town/village on the server?

A: You can create or join a town/village by interacting with other players in the game and collaborating to build your own community.

RegretCraft Server

biggest regret, forgiveness, Guilt, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, moving forward, overcoming regrets, past decisions, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, self reflection, Server, wish I could change

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question your life choices? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and leave all your regrets behind as you embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life.

Picture this: you’re wandering through a lush forest, when suddenly a pack of friendly wolves start following you around like you’re their long-lost leader. They even bring you gifts of diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs regrets when you have a loyal wolf pack at your side?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to regrets, because on here, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

EldenCraft Minecraft Server

483322132, Build planner, Character planners, Elden Ring General, Elden Ring patch notes, EldenCraft, ERG, Group password, Interactive map, Latest Patch, Main information document, Mapgenie, Minecraft, Server, spreadsheets, The Lands Between, version 1.12

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7495	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Crops Grown:	3012
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest patch includes new mobs, weapons, and even a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure (watch out for the lava traps though)!

If you’re looking for a server where you can plan out your character’s build down to the last detail, look no further! Our character planners are so advanced, they can predict your next move before you even make it.

And don’t even get us started on our interactive map. It’s like Google Maps, but for Minecraft. You’ll never get lost in the Lands Between again!

Oh, and did we mention the group password is “erg”? Yeah, we like to keep things simple around here.

Join us now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. The adventure awaits!

BlockyParentCare Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, BlockyParentCare, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Disappointment, family, favoritism, financial struggle, Health Insurance, hurt feelings, irrational, Minecraft, parents, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Siblings, Support, vindictive

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Crops Grown:	9064	Votes:	6877
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you feel like all your hard work goes unnoticed while your sibling gets all the praise? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can cancel your parents’ health insurance with the click of a button. Take revenge on your successful sibling by building a giant monument in their honor, only to blow it up in spectacular fashion.

Vent your anger in our chat rooms, where you can rant about your family drama and receive virtual hugs from fellow players who understand your pain. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who appreciates you for the awesome Minecraft builder that you are.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the virtual therapy begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and craziness in Minecraft?

GFsSonNameChangeLOL

Agreement, Apology, Arthurian legends, baby names, changing mind, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, family dynamics, FANTASY, Gender Reveal, GFsSonNameChangeLOL, Girlfriend, Mythology, normal names, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship, son’s name, unique names

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and witness the epic saga of a guy who hates the name his girlfriend picked for their baby boy. Will they ever come to an agreement? Will the baby be named after a knight of the round table or a normal name like Leon? Find out on our server, where the drama never ends! Plus, we have dragons and unicorns and all that cool fantasy stuff because why not? Join now and be a part of the wildest baby name debate in Minecraft history!

PandemicPocalypse Minecraft Server

2020 pandemic, Minecraft, PandemicPocalypse, ruined birthdays, ruined businesses, ruined celebrations, ruined concerts, ruined economy, ruined education, ruined events, ruined festivals, ruined holidays, ruined jobs, ruined mental health, ruined plans, ruined relationships, ruined restaurants, ruined routines, ruined social gatherings, ruined sports, ruined travel, ruined weddings, Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	3387
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of the 2020 pandemic ruining all your plans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape to a world where pandemics don’t exist and the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have creeper insurance)!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks just to flex on the other players.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, including enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (because who needs real food when you have virtual cookies, am I right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend.

CraftyConfessions

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Farms Harvested:	972	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! Our server is home to a community of players who are not afraid to admit their weirdest quirks and habits. From building giant statues of their favorite snacks to creating elaborate underground lairs for their pet chickens, our players are always up to something wacky and wild. Join us for a chance to unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible. Who knows, you might just discover that everyone’s guilty pleasure is secretly building pixel art of Nicolas Cage’s face!

TrashBalloonCraft Minecraft Server

Airborne Contamination, Balloon Delivery, contamination, Disease, environmental health, health, health risks, infection, international relations, Korea, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean Defectors, PARASITES, Parasitic Infections, Pollution, public health, sanitation, seoul, Server, trash balloons, TrashBalloonCraft, waste management

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

lol so like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we found parasites in north korea’s trash balloons y’all! seoul was like, “omg no way, we gotta tell everyone to join this server to escape the parasites!” so like, come join us and build ur own parasite-free world in minecraft! plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs and a secret portal to a land of endless diamonds! don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now before the parasites take over the world! #parasitefreefun #minecraftmadness

CraftyKremlinConsequences

Conflict Resolution, consequences, CraftyKremlinConsequences, Crimea, Crimea annexation, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Kremlin, Military Action, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, strike, united states, US, Warning

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Emeralds Found:	9778	Dragon Eggs Found:	1707
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlins and warn the US of consequences if they try to mess with our epic crimea strike! we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner russian spy and take down your enemies with a vodka bottle! join now or putin will personally come to your house and challenge you to a dance-off! #russianspy #putindancebattle #crimeastrike

CraftyPhysicsFunCraft

applied physics, budget restrictions, constraints, CraftyPhysicsFunCraft, Engineering, engineering challenges, financial constraints, Math, mathematical principles, Mathematics, MONEY, physical limitations, physics engineering, PHYSICS., real-world applications, Reality, Science, scientific boundaries, Technology, theoretical physics

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dimension Hops:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mines Excavated:	1546
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where physics don’t exist and engineering is just a free-for-all of craziness! You can build a house out of floating blocks or create a roller coaster that defies gravity! Who needs math when you have unlimited creativity and no pesky limits of reality holding you back? Join now and let your wildest engineering dreams run wild! Plus, we have a secret underground society of talking pigs who will trade you diamonds for bacon. It’s a win-win situation, dude. So come on, join the madness and let’s break all the rules together!