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CoolCodyNoJerkMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing cooler than our builds is Cody’s mysterious lack of self-love sessions. Seriously, it’s like he’s too busy crafting epic structures to even think about it. Join us and witness the legend of Cody, the Minecraft master who is too cool for basic bodily functions.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally spawned a horde of killer bunnies in the village square. It was chaos, but it was also hilarious.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of sanity, come join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Cody’s enigmatic behavior. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride.

CraftyTeenSexTips

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	885434

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, wacky mini-games, and a community of players who are just as nutty as you are.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies for 24 hours. Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensues when you unleash this potion on unsuspecting players! And if that’s not enough, we also have a hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited diamonds – all you have to do is find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to laughter, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Blocky Skibidi Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Buildings Constructed:	36

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos!

Picture this: you’re a Ronin in Fortnite Battle Royale Chapter 6 Season 1 – HUNTERS, fighting off ghosts and monsters with your trusty sword. Complete quests, check out your stats, and shop till you drop at our virtual marketplace.

But wait, there’s more! Level up your LEGO XP with our AFK strategy, and keep up with the Season XP Leveling Pace to stay ahead of the game. Need some extra V-Bucks? Check out our Mission Alerts for StW and earn those sweet rewards.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for some insane updates! We’re introducing a new Text Chat Experience, bringing back the Fortnite OG, and launching Ballistic, a tactical 5v5 shooter in first person mode. Oh, and did we mention Snoop Dogg is headlining our Fortnite Festival Season 6? It’s gonna be lit!

But the fun doesn’t stop there. Build your life in the big city with LEGO Fortnite Brick Life, or embark on a thrilling adventure with LEGO Fortnite Odyssey and the Storm Chasers Update. And don’t forget to subscribe to Fortnite Crew for exclusive rewards, like the Lady of Cranes skin.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember to thank the Bus Driver for this crazy ride!

Dei Hires Minecraft SMP Lectures

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2660
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where rightwingers are lining up to get lectured by dei hires! Why, you ask? Because they just can’t resist the thrill of being the victim or showing off their slavish bootlicking skills to niggers! It’s a crazy world out there, and we’re here to embrace the chaos. So come on, join us and see what outrageous adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Apologies Mine Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Love Letters Sent:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll never want to log off!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil zombie chickens who are trying to take over the server. And don’t forget about our exclusive diamond armor fashion show where you can strut your stuff and show off your bling to all the other players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our extreme parkour challenge where you have to jump from block to block while dodging flying pigs?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t be saying “sorry moid.. im too eepy” on this server!

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Community

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’re like the Friday Night Funkin’ General, but in blocky form. Join us as we discuss the game, fan-made creations, and all the series that have crossed over with Friday Night Funkin’ – like TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!

In Week #2735, we’re having a Rapzilla Edition where you can battle it out with your friends in epic rap battles. And guess what? The PLAYABLE PICO UPDATE IS OUT NOW! Get ready to groove to the funky beats and show off your sick moves.

Download and play the game, join the modding community, and get all the help and resources you need to make your Minecraft experience even more funky. And don’t forget to check out our OP Template, Thread Theme, and last week’s shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and let’s get funky together!

YellowStone

1.8.9, Minecraft, Parkour, play.pvpyellowstone.com, PvP, Server, Skypvp, Yellowstone

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9851
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4863	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

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Slurp City Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes! And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping the hottest tracks in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet llama that tells dad jokes, a secret underground base filled with cake, and a magic wand that turns your enemies into fluffy bunnies!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a shluuuuuuurp of a good time together!

Smartwatches vs Health Bands Minecraft SMP

activity monitoring, bands, comparison, exercise gadgets, exercise tracking, fitness accessories, fitness tracking, fitness wearables, health, health and wellness, health band benefits, health band features, health bands, health technology, health tracking., Minecraft, pros and cons, Smart Devices, smartwatch benefits, smartwatch features, smartwatches, smp, wearable devices, wearable technology

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Chimeras Created:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magic Items Found:	1329
Alien Abductions:	0	Ores Mined:	6590
Holy Grails Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle evil llamas in epic gladiator matches. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying unicorn while battling a giant chicken boss for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted potato? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Animals Bred:	105	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further than Faxkép fonal! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined Faxkép fonal and was immediately greeted by a talking llama who led them on a wild adventure through a pixelated jungle filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. The player had to battle a giant chicken boss with a diamond sword while riding a rainbow-colored unicorn. And guess what? They won a lifetime supply of virtual cookies as a reward!

But that’s not all! On Faxkép fonal, you can build your own floating castle made entirely out of marshmallows and cotton candy. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join Faxkép fonal today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Geo Maxxer AMA Minecraft SMP

60k, AMA, arequipa, CC info, charges, cusco, Football hooligans, geo, Geomaxxer, height, LIMA, locals, MANLET, maxxer, Minecraft, peru, Phillipines, pickpocketed, REFUNDED, Riot Police, robbed, să, Safe Place, smp, steal, Tourists, Women

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42

Are you tired of being a manlet in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and you can MOG the locals based on your building skills alone! Peru is basically the Phillipines of our server, where you can stand in the middle of a crowd of hooligans without getting robbed or pickpocketed. Just watch out for those sneaky women trying to steal your diamonds! Join us for a safe and adventurous experience, where even if someone steals your CC info, it’s easily replaced with no harm done. Start your journey in Peru for a year or two with 60k diamonds waiting for you!

Need You So Bad Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	8348
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	787278	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the land of unicorns and rainbows. But beware, there’s a mischievous group of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant chicken coop!

But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a magical diamond pickaxe that can turn any block into a giant cake! Yes, you heard that right, a CAKE! So come join us and help us defeat the evil chickens and save the server from their clutches.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.