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CoolCodyNoJerkMinecraftSMP

adolescent behavior, cody, Cool, CoolCodyNoJerkMinecraftSMP, jerking off, locker room talk, male bonding, male sexuality, Masturbation, peer pressure, personal habits, privacy, private moments, self pleasure, sexual exploration, social norms, speculation, taboo subjects, teenage boys, teenage curiosity, young adults

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	New Chunks Explored:	898455
Farms Harvested:	532	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing cooler than our builds is Cody’s mysterious lack of self-love sessions. Seriously, it’s like he’s too busy crafting epic structures to even think about it. Join us and witness the legend of Cody, the Minecraft master who is too cool for basic bodily functions.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally spawned a horde of killer bunnies in the village square. It was chaos, but it was also hilarious.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of sanity, come join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Cody’s enigmatic behavior. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride.

CraftyTeenSexTips

CraftyTeenSexTips, sex advice, sex education, teenage beliefs, teenage curiosity, teenage embarrassment, teenage experimentation, teenage hormones, teenage ignorance, teenage inexperience, teenage insecurities, teenage misconceptions, teenage naivety, teenage peer pressure, teenage relationships, teenage self-esteem, teenage sex advice, teenage sex myths, teenage sexuality, terrible sex advice

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	187
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, wacky mini-games, and a community of players who are just as nutty as you are.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies for 24 hours. Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensues when you unleash this potion on unsuspecting players! And if that’s not enough, we also have a hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited diamonds – all you have to do is find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to laughter, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

GolanCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Beirut suburb, Conflict, escalation, football pitch, Golan Heights, GolanCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military Action, Minecraft, Political unrest, RETALIATION, retaliation strike, retaliatory strike, SECURITY, Server, Tension, violence

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	111
Magic Items Found:	3940	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Falling into the Void:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we blow up virtual football pitches in golan heights and then launch retaliatory strikes in beirut suburbs! because why not? come join the chaos and destruction, it’s a blast! literally. plus, our admins are like real-life superheroes, they can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this insane adventure. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world like a boss. let’s do this!

BeirutBoomCraft

Beirut, beirut blast, Beirut crisis, beirut explosion, BeirutBoomCraft, blast, breaking news, Capital city, Crisis, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, global impact, international news, Lebanese capital, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, News, Reuters, Tragedy, Witness

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Farms Harvested:	507
Dragons Tamed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

OMG u guyz, dis server iz da bomb…literally! We got explosions like in Beirut, but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun! Join us for some explosive PvP battles and watch out for flying creepers! It’s a blast, literally! Join now and feel the adrenaline rush as you dodge TNT and fight off mobs in our crazy world. You won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on and join the chaos!

ExistenceCraft

Being, Birth, chance, Cosmic, destiny, Existence, ExistenceCraft, fate, Humanity, infinitesimal, infinitude, Life, Miracle, Odds, philosophy, Probability, Reality, statistics, Universe

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Buildings Constructed:	36	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

yo, welcome to dis crazy minecraft server where the odds of havin a good time are 10000000000000%!!! like, dude, imagine if you never existed on dis server, that would be like, the saddest thing eva. but don’t worry, cuz here, we make sure everyone exists and has a blast!

join dis server if you wanna experience the most epic adventures of all time. we got dragons flyin around, unicorns doin the cha-cha, and creepers throwin surprise parties. it’s like a wild circus mixed with a fantasy land on steroids.

and get this, on dis server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a giant chicken into battle, and even become best friends with a talking potato. yup, you heard me right, a talking potato. his name is spud and he’s got some epic stories to tell.

so come on down to our server, where the odds of never having fun are 0.00000000000000002%. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a place where llamas rule the world and diamonds grow on trees? it’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and bacon.

DepressCraft: A Dementia-Free Zone

aging, brain health, cognitive decline, correlation, dementia, DementiaFree, DepressCraft, depression, health outcomes, long-term effects, long-term study, Medical research, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health research., mental illness, Mental well-being, neurological disorders, Psychology, research, risk factors, statistics, Zone

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

so like, u know how minecraft is like ur escape from reality, right? well, this server is like ur escape from ur escape! join us and u will enter a world where depression is ur superpower!

u heard that right, folks! research has shown that if u start off depressed, u have a 74% higher chance of developing dementia! but on our server, that’s a good thing! forget building houses and mining for diamonds, here u will be mining for memories and building a fortress of forgetfulness!

imagine a world where u can’t remember where u put ur pickaxe or what u were doing 5 minutes ago. that’s the kind of fun u can expect on our server! join us now and lose ur mind in the best way possible!

Procrastinatwoflation – where we never get around to fighting on our plain old server

1.21, Dedicated, Discord, discord server, Discordsrv, Essentials, Fighting, Ip:, java, Link, Machine, Mill, Minecraft, ngrok, Plain, Player Base, Procrastinatwoflation, PvP, RAM, RUN, Server, Spigot, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Dimension Hops:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Buildings Constructed:	40
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Farms Harvested:	397
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Spigot with Essentials and DiscordSRV
RAM	16GB dedicated
Minecraft Version	1.21 (Java)

Join us and come procrastinate!

Ip: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172

Discord: https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server always running?	Yes, the server runs on a 16GB RAM dedicated machine.
What plugins are installed?	Essentials and DiscordSRV are installed on the server.
How can I join the server?	Use the IP address provided: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

BigTittyFauna Minecraft Server

BigTittyFauna, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8858	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dimension Hops:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the animals have tiny, disappointing chests? Look no further, because on our server, Fauna has been blessed with some seriously voluptuous assets! Join us for a wild adventure where you can marvel at the incredible cleavage of cows, pigs, and even chickens! Who knew pixelated animals could be so sexy? Don’t miss out on this udderly ridiculous experience – come join us now!

DeafCraft SMP: No Sound, All Fun

accessibility, american sign language, ASL interpreter, assistive technology, cochlear implants, Communication, deaf, Deaf community, deaf culture, deaf education, DeafCraft, deafness, disability, Fun, hard of hearing, hearing impairment, hearing loss, inclusive communication, lip reading, nonverbal, sign language, smp, Sound, speech therapy

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly and gave out hugs instead of exploding. It was a land of pure chaos and hilarity, where anything was possible and nothing was off limits.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken, battle against an army of evil bunnies, and participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is filled with the wackiest and most entertaining players you’ll ever meet, so you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most outrageous and laughter-filled adventure of your life!

EarringEnvy Minecraft Server

childhood earrings, childhood memories, Communication Issues, EarringEnvy, emotional attachment, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, family traditions, generational gifts, gift giving, jewelry, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mother-daughter relationship, personal belongings, sentimental value, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisterly bond, sisterly love.

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Are you tired of your siblings stealing your childhood treasures? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual world where no one can take your precious items without your permission! Just like those gold earrings that were meant for you but ended up in the wrong hands, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up what’s rightfully yours – whether it’s diamonds, emeralds, or enchanted gear. Stand your ground and show your siblings who’s boss in the ultimate battle for virtual supremacy. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and adventure in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and let the games begin!

MineCraZyBash

Airbnb, bachelorette party, BANKRUPTCY, budgeting, California, credit cards, Disneyland, evicted, expensive, Family Events, financial responsibility, loan repayment, loans, maid of honor, MineCraZyBash, pre wedding, repossessed vehicles, savings, vacation, Wedding, wedding expenses

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old weddings? Want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server wedding extravaganza? Join our server for the most epic virtual wedding experience ever!

Picture this: you and your Minecraft friends are all dressed up in your best pixelated attire, ready to witness the union of two blocky lovebirds. The bride and groom are decked out in diamond armor, exchanging vows in front of a crowd of creepers and zombies. It’s a wedding like no other, complete with fireworks and a cake made entirely of obsidian.

But that’s not all! After the ceremony, get ready for the wildest bachelorette party in Minecraft history. We’re talking three days in a virtual Disneyland, with an AirBnB made entirely of emerald blocks. Ride virtual roller coasters, explore pixelated castles, and party like it’s 1999 (or 2009, since that’s when Minecraft was released).

Don’t worry about the cost – just take out a virtual credit card and let the fun begin! Who needs real money when you can have a bachelorette party in the world of Minecraft? Join our server now and get ready for the wedding of a lifetime!

HezbollahCraft – Strike and Build!

Attack, Beirut, Beirut bombing, BUILD, Commander, Conflict, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezbollahCraft, international relations, Israel, Israeli defense forces, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, Military, Politics, SECURITY, strike, Terrorism, War

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	163
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

haha oopsie, wrong target! come join our minecraft server instead, we promise not to bomb you like israel did to beirut. we have epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. also, our admin is a ninja who can do backflips while building a castle. join now or risk getting bombed by mistake!