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SinaloaCartelCraft Minecraft Server

Bloodshed, border security, cartel violence, Corruption, crime, criminal organizations, cross-border issues, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug war, international relations, law enforcement, Mexican government, Mexican president, Minecraft, North American relations, political blame, security challenges, Server, Sinaloa, SinaloaCartelCraft, Surge, US

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6844
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even the mexican president is blaming the US for cartel violence! on our server, you can build your own drug empire without any consequences! start your own cartel, smuggle goods across borders, and become the most feared player in the game! who needs politics when you can rule your own virtual world with an iron fist? join now and show the world who’s really in charge!

CraftyCzarMurderMystery

arrest, arrested, Conspiracy, Corruption, CraftyCzarMurderMystery, crime, high-profile, husband, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder charge, office shootout, oligarch, power, richest woman, russia, scandal, SUSPECT, violence, wealth

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	369
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s richest woman’s husband! our players are always getting into crazy shootouts in the office, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! with more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never be bored on our server. plus, who wouldn’t want to play with a bunch of players who are as rich as russian oligarchs? join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience of your life!

Socially Awkward Mosquitoes

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Behavior, Biting, bugs, fear, humor, hypothetical situation, insects, mosquitoes, Mosquitos, outdoor activities, Pest Control, Phobia, Psychology, public places, social anxiety, Social Interaction, socially, Summertime

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

So, like, imagine if mosquitos were all shy and stuff, like they were too scared to come out and bite people. That’s basically what it’s like on our server – except instead of mosquitos, we have players who are too scared to come out and play! But don’t worry, we have therapists on hand to help them overcome their social anxiety and join in on the fun!

Join our server for the chance to befriend a shy player and help them come out of their shell. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – you definitely want to be a part of that drama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out quests and rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wacky adventure?

So come on over to our server and be a part of the madness – just watch out for those shy mosquitos, they might just surprise you!

Pixel Scent Trail

PIXEL, scent, Trail

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchantments Applied:	290	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1917
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	333

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join The Olfactory Trail of Neurodegenerative Diseases! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their brain EXPLODED from all the fun they were having. true story bro. also, did i mention that our server has flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! #bestserverever #rainbowlasersbutt

VanguardMC Minecraft Server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, minecraft server, Private, Russian, SUPER KIT SETS, Survival, UNIQUE TRADING, vanguardMC

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Endless Night Skies:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

VanguardMC | SURVIVAL | ECONOMY | UNIQUE TRADING | SUPER KIT SETS

217.106.107.192:27881

Endless Victory Minecraft Server

asset recovery, COMEBACK, convincing opponents, Endless, game changer, Minecraft, never giving up, nullifying losses, outlasting enemies, overcoming adversity, perseverance, resilience, resilience in adversity, Server, strategy, success, triumph, turning the tide, ultimate victory, Unbeatable, Victory, winning

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Villages Defended:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and constantly getting defeated by other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you will never truly be defeated! Even when you mess up, we’ll make sure you come out on top, recover all your lost items, and even convince your enemies to join your side! Our players have been through the craziest of crises and still come out victorious. Join us and become a Minecraft legend in no time!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

CPU, CPU usage, data access, data compression, Decompression, Disable, Fixer, Game, games, gaming performance, input lag, input lag reduction, lower latency, microstuttering, Minecraft, RAM, RAM usage, read/write latency, responsive system, shell command, smp, system responsiveness, Windows Memory Compression

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	109	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP experience being slowed down by Windows Memory Compression? Join our server and learn the secret shell command to disable it with just one click! Say goodbye to unnecessary CPU usage and hello to more responsive gameplay. No more microstutters or input lag, just pure gaming bliss. Don’t let outdated features from the past ruin your fun, come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Cash4Problems Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Cash4Problems, complaining, demanding job, dignity, disagreement, Emotional support, family, Friend, Help, Homeless, homeless shelter, mental health, Minecraft, MONEY, Problem, roommate, security deposit, Server, SIE exam, studio apartment, Suggestions

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of being the emotional support for your friend who just can’t seem to get their life together? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with fun and adventure, and you won’t have to listen to anyone’s problems for hours on end.

Plus, on our server, you can build your dream studio apartment without worrying about security deposits or roommates. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

So say goodbye to your friend’s drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the real world behind!

ExesMomGriefGang

10 years ago, aita, avoiding each other, browsing polo shirts, calling the store, coexisting, exes mom, ExesMomGriefGang, Flabbergasted, holding the door open, lack of acknowledgment, no ill will, offering a smile, past relationship, rude encounter, thrift store, WIBTA

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Runes Activated:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Well, look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with your ex’s mom giving you attitude in a thrift store! Join us and escape the real world craziness for a virtual world of fun and adventure. Who needs polo shirts when you can craft your own stylish armor in-game? Plus, our community is so friendly, you won’t have to worry about any awkward encounters with ex-in-laws. So come join us and leave the thrift store drama behind!

History Buff SMP

buff, History, smp

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP where players can travel back in time and relive historical events? Imagine fighting alongside dinosaurs in the Jurassic period or building pyramids with the ancient Egyptians. But watch out for creepers disguised as historical figures, they’re sneaky little buggers. Join now and become a time-traveling historian in the wackiest SMP ever!