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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 9708 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2657 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
But that’s not the only reason to join our server. Did you hear about the teenage boy who fell in love with an AI chatbot and tragically ended his own life? Well, on our server, you can fall in love with as many chatbots as you want without any consequences! Plus, our chatbots are programmed to give you compliments 24/7, so you’ll never feel lonely again.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. But be warned, the only way to access it is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pink tutu. Are you up for the challenge?
So come join our server today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to leave the toilet seat up!
