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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 9890 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6689 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 9096 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
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