🍆💦TEENAGE Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers

The BlockyBoi Minecraft SMP

adult life, attractive, BlockyBoi, clubbing, Creature, dead end relationship, freedom, Friends, Halloween, holding a conversation, Make Friends, meet people, Minecraft, NEET, Potential, preventing, problem solving, shut-in, single, smp, social conversation, Stuck, TEENAGE, Unattractive

Are you tired of being a shut-in neet with zero friends? Do you want to break free from your dead-end relationship and finally have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become part of a wacky community where you can make friends, go clubbing on Halloween, and live out all your wildest dreams. Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have virtual ones in our pixelated world?

We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky, or when a group of players formed a secret underground society dedicated to worshipping a block of dirt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best virtual life! Who knows, you might even find love (or at least a creeper to keep you company).

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Teenage BFFs: The Key to Happiness

adolescence, BFF’s, close friendships, Development, Emotional support, Happiness, key, life satisfaction, mental health, Mental well-being, older teenagers, peer acceptance, peer relationships, psychological well-being, research, social anxiety, Social Connections, social development, Social Relationships, study, TEENAGE, teenage friendships, wellbeing, young teenagers

so like, u know when u play minecraft and u just need some pals to build stuff with? well dis server is da place to be, cuz we got all da teenage friendships u need to keep u happy and satisfied in life.

our study shows dat if u join dis server, u gonna have peer acceptance like never before. u gonna have close friendships dat will make u feel like u on top of da world. and guess what? u gonna have low social anxiety and high life satisfaction. who wouldn’t want dat, amirite?

so come join us on dis epic minecraft server where u can make friends, build cool stuff, and just have a blast. trust us, u won’t regret it.

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ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach

Athletic, calorie goals, Cardio, ChubbyCraft, Coach, Coaching, competitive sports, dad, fast food, FITNESS, football, health, intervention, nutrition, obesity, overreacting, parenting, rules, sports, Supplements, swimming, TEENAGE, weight gain

Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

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””at such young age, damn” Minecraft SMP”

“Youth, adolescence, age, damn, early years, growing up, Maturity, Minecraft, smp, TEENAGE, teenage years, young, young adulthood, young age, young and free, young and restless, young at heart, young generation, young life, young minds, young people, young souls, young spirit, Youthful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. And don’t worry about griefers, because our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will kick anyone’s butt if they try to mess with your builds.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events like underwater pumpkin carving contests, hot potato with actual hot potatoes, and even a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to have a good time.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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BossKidsCash5

5.., allergic, Asshole, bored, Boss, BossKidsCash5, Cash, Friends, inappropriate, Kids, mom, MONEY, Nice, office, Parent, Soda, TEENAGE, Treat, Unethical

Are you tired of boring bosses who don’t appreciate your generosity? Join our Minecraft server where giving out $5 to teenagers is not only encouraged, but rewarded with in-game perks!

Imagine a world where you can shower your boss’ kids with virtual currency and snacks without any judgment. Our server is a safe haven for all the generous souls out there who just want to spread joy and laughter.

Don’t worry about being labeled as unethical or inappropriate – on our server, the more outrageous, the better! So come join us and let your inner mom instincts shine as you treat everyone to a virtual soda party. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the most generous player in all of Minecraft!

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KissCraft: The Awkward Edition

awkward, butterflies, Crush, Edition, first kiss, gentle, heart racing, high school, innocent, kiss experience, KissCraft, lips touching, memorable, Nervous, relationship milestone, Romantic, special moment, SWEET, TEENAGE, teenage romance, Tender, unforgettable

Have you ever kissed a Creeper in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can experience that and so much more! Our players have reported feeling a rush of excitement and adrenaline as they lean in for that explosive smooch. Join us for a truly unforgettable first kiss experience that will leave you wanting more!

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PantslessCraft Minecraft Server

arguments, clothing, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family, fashion, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, pants, PantslessCraft, parent-child dynamics, parents, personal style, Rebellion, relationships, rules, Self-expression, Server, shopping, TEENAGE, teenage angst, teenage rebellion

Are you tired of your parents controlling your fashion choices on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage you to rebel against the fashion police!

Join us and wear whatever baggy pants you want, without your parents throwing them away! We support your right to express yourself through sparkly bootcut pants and knockoff designer jeans.

Don’t let your parents dictate your style, join our server and show them who’s boss! It’s time to rebel and show off your unique fashion sense, because on our server, it’s your house, your rules! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your pants fly free!

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Teenage LOL Minecraft Server

adolescence, bullying, bullying victim, coping mechanisms, emotional impact, emotions, Insecurity, judgment, Laughter, lol, mental health, Minecraft, negative attention, peer pressure, ridicule, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, social anxiety, Social Interaction, Stares, TEENAGE, teenagers

Are you tired of being judged for your impeccable fashion sense in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can wear a watermelon on your head and no one will bat an eye! Join us and let your freak flag fly as you build, mine, and craft your way to glory. Who needs judgmental teenagers when you can have a whole community of fellow weirdos to laugh with? Plus, rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your creativity run wild!

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AnimeBoobsMC Server

#youtube, adolescence, Anime, AnimeBoobsMC, Boobs, Censorship, comedy, Coming of Age, ecchi, Entertainment, Fan Service, FANTASY, harem, highschool dxd, incel, japanese animation, Memories, Nostalgia, Otaku, Server, Teen, TEENAGE

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no anime and boobs? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you teenage incels out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with ecchi anime, crazy adventures, and maybe even some unexpected surprises (wink wink). Who needs diamonds when you can have anime waifus, am I right? So come on over and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server

#size acceptance, 16 years old, ass, big booty, body image, body positivity, body shaming, ChunkyCraft, Confidence, curves, fat, health at every size, HOLY SHIT, middle aged woman, Minecraft, overweight, plus size, self esteem, self-acceptance, Server, societal standards, TEENAGE, weight stigma

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with players who have the butt of a 16-year-old? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for players with an ass like a middle-aged woman! Why settle for flat when you can have a booty that defies gravity and logic? Join us for a wild ride filled with twerking competitions, bootylicious building contests, and butt-shaped pixel art creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your fabulous fanny and join the most cheeky server in Minecraft!

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Dotarch: The Only Place Where You Can Claim Land, Fight Mobs, and Be a Minecraft Millionaire! Version 1.20.x, Java Edition.

1.20.X, Armor Stand Editor, Claim, claim protections, custom enchantments, difficulty scaling, Dotarch, Edition, engaging staff, Fight, Free crates, gigantic main world, Head Database, java, Land, memecommands, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, Mining world, mobs, Place, PvP optional, rank system, Relics, Ride, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, Sit, Version

Dotarch Minecraft Server

Welcome to Dotarch Minecraft Server

IP Address	play.dotarch.co

About Dotarch

Dotarch is a unique server founded to provide a place for people to come and relax away the stresses of life. Whether your focus is technical, grinding, building, content creation, or just hanging around, we’re here and excited to meet you! We’re accepting and want to have a good time, come join us!

What Dotarch Has to Offer

A gameplay-based rank system (no pay to win)
Difficulty scaling based on McMMO power level and difficulty setting, with custom enchantments to balance this
Claim protections and a gigantic main world spanning four years of play (40k by 40k)
RTP, homes, warps
Economy (/shop, chestshops, player auction house)
Mining world for all your resource needs
An additional custom world designed to offer a challenge to those willing to accept (/warp Dark)
Fun free crates and surprises along the way
Relics from the server’s past to find and collect
Tags to unlock through various achievements (/tags)
PvP optional
Head database and armor stand editor for your decorative needs (/hdb)
Engaging staff – Development live streams, staff polls, reasonable people, shenanigans
Fun extras like /sit, /ride, and the shennanigans of /memecommands

The server has been around for 4 years! The community is small, but dedicated and friendly. The world has never been fully reset, and will never be fully reset. There’s history in every block…

Come make new friends, hear the legends, make some memories, challenge yourself, and help this haven grow. Hope to see you there!

IP: play.dotarch.co | Discord: Join our Discord

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Question	Answer
How long has Dotarch been around?	Dotarch has been around for 4 years.
Is PvP mandatory on the server?	PvP is optional on Dotarch.
Are there any custom worlds on Dotarch?	Yes, there is an additional custom world designed to offer a challenge to those willing to accept.
Is there an economy system on Dotarch?	Yes, Dotarch features an economy with options like /shop, chestshops, and a player auction house.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

acceptance, banter, belonging, blocky, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, Gay, Identity, Inclusivity, internet culture, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, Online Community, pride, r9gay, relationships, Self-expression, Server, social media, Stereotypes, Support

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the wild and wacky Minecraft players out there!

Join us if you want to find out the answer to life’s greatest question: Why are people from r9gay gay? Our server is filled with crazy theories and hilarious discussions about this mysterious phenomenon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon-loving pigs and diamond-wearing chickens. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of his porky majesty.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the Rainbow Sheep Quest, where you must journey through a land of rainbow-colored sheep and solve riddles to uncover the ultimate treasure: a block of cheese that grants wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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>WWE – Lost In The Shuffle Minecraft SMP

aew, forgotten talent, gtwwe, LOLTNA, Lost, lost in ???, lost in the shuffle, lost in the toybox, lost in uhh, Minecraft, njpw, overlooked talent, professional wrestling, Shuffle, smp, Sports Entertainment, struggling promotions, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling fans, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling promotions, wrestling storylines, wwe

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Are you tired of getting lost in the shuffle on other servers? Well, here you’ll be lost in a whole new world of insanity!

Join us and leave AEW in the toybox where it belongs. NJPW? More like lost in…uhh, we don’t even know where they are! And don’t even get us started on LOLTNA, they’re lost in a whole other dimension!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, ridiculous builds, and a community that’s just as wacky as you are. Who needs a map when you have this much fun?

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LadyCraft Minecraft Server

annual exam, Boundaries, comfort, Doctor, female doctor, female OBGYN, gender, Gynecologist, Healthcare, insensitivity, judgment, Ladycraft, medical exam, Minecraft, pap smear, personal choice, Preference, Respect, Safety, Server, social construct, Women’s Health

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of feeling comfortable and safe, just like during a pap smear exam! Join us and build your own virtual OBGYN clinic where only female doctors are allowed to perform exams.

Explore the world and gather resources to create the most luxurious waiting room for your patients, complete with diamond-studded stirrups and golden speculums. Don’t worry, our virtual patients will feel right at home knowing they are in the hands of a female doctor in this gender-neutral Minecraft universe.

So come on over and join us for a pap-smear-tastic adventure like no other! Who knew Minecraft could be so empowering and inclusive? Don’t be an AITA, join our server today!

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DoorlessDramaCraft

abusive behavior, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, discipline, door removal, DoorlessDramaCraft, emotional regulation, family dynamics, girl scouts, homeschooling, hormonal changes, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, parenting, puberty, punishment, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sisterly advice, Understanding

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family dynamics that rival a soap opera!

Imagine a world where your little sister is turning into your mentally unstable mother, and you have to navigate through the chaos to survive. Will you be able to convince her that taking away all of your privileges and threatening to call the police is a bit extreme? Only on our server!

Witness the epic showdown between a controlling sister and her rebellious daughter, all while trying to maintain your sanity. Can you handle the drama and the madness? Join now and find out!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being caught reading a book and having your door removed as punishment. Will you be able to escape the clutches of your overbearing sister and find freedom in this crazy world? Only the bravest players can conquer this challenge!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and outrageous family dynamics that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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WhatIfMinecraftSMP

Alternate Realities, Alternate timelines, contemplating outcomes, Curiosity, daydreaming, deep questions, endless possibilities, exploring possibilities, greatest what if, hypothetical scenarios, hypothetical situations, imagination, philosophical ponderings, pondering, Questioning, speculative fiction, speculative thinking, thought experiments, what could have been, what might have happened, WhatIfMinecraftSMP

What if you joined our Minecraft SMP and found out that the entire server was actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who were plotting to take over the world one block at a time? Imagine the chaos and hilarity that would ensue as you navigate through quests set by our feathered overlords and try to outsmart them at their own game. Join us for a clucking good time and see if you have what it takes to rise to the top of the pecking order!

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CraftyCampusFun

academic pressure, career preparation, Challenges, college life, CraftyCampusFun, Exams, extracurricular activities, FRIENDSHIPS, growth, higher education, INDEPENDENCE, learning, Memories, opportunities, Self Discovery, social life, stress, Struggles, student experience, success, Time management

Are you tired of the monotony of college life? Are you looking for a break from all those boring lectures and never-ending assignments? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape!

Join our server and experience a whole new world where you can build your own virtual college campus, complete with dorms, classrooms, and even a frat house where you can party all night long (virtually, of course).

But that’s not all! We also have insane mini-games like “Professor Dodgeball” where you can pelt your least favorite professor with virtual dodgeballs, and “Midterm Mayhem” where you can battle it out with other players using enchanted textbooks and magic spells.

So say goodbye to the real world and hello to the wildest college experience you’ll ever have on our Minecraft server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (until you have to study for that real midterm, of course).

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BlockWars Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Armed Forces, blockwars, civilian areas, combat operations, Conflict Resolution, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, extremist organizations, Gaza Strip, Hamas, international relations, Islamic Jihad, Israeli Air Force, Middle East conflict, militant groups, military operation, Minecraft, national security, Palestinian militants, Server, targeted killings, terrorists

Yo, bros and broettes, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the craziest battles like the Israeli Air Force taking out Islamic Jihad commanders and Hamas terrorists hiding in civilian areas. It’s like a real-life war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of guns and bombs. Join us for the most intense PvP action you’ll ever experience in your blocky life. Plus, we have the dankest memes and the most lit community you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s blow up some virtual bad guys together!

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Erdogan’s Minecraft Alliance

Alliance, anti-Israel sentiment, Conflict, Diplomacy, Erdogan, Erdogan’s agenda, Erdogan’s statement, Erdogans, expansionism, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Islamic countries, Islamic unity, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, muslim world, Politics, regional stability, turkey

are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, come join our server where we have turkey’s erdogan leading the charge against ‘israel’s growing expansionism’! that’s right, we’ve got political drama right in the middle of your blocky world. join now to see who will come out on top in this epic battle of ideologies. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. what more could you ask for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Flossing Kids Mine Land

Choreography, dance challenge, dance craze, dental care, dental floss, dental hygiene, Entertainment, floss dance, flossing, funny, hygiene, Internet Sensation, Kids, Land, meme, oral health, Popular, social media, teeth, trend, viral, youth culture

yo, you ever flossed in minecraft? well, now you can on our server! we got flossing competitions every hour, where the winner gets a diamond sword that can make you do the floss dance in real life!

our server is so lit, even herobrine himself joined just to floss with us. we built a giant floss statue in the spawn area, where you can pay tribute to the dance that has taken over the world.

join us now and become a flossing master in minecraft! who needs dental hygiene when you can floss like a pro? come join the fun and floss your way to victory on our server!

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Must-See TEENAGE Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Dotarch Minecraft Server

About Dotarch

What Dotarch Has to Offer

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