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CraftyUnderageFun

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. we also got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs.

if u join our server, u might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’ll challenge u to a dance-off for the loot.

plus, our server has a portal to a parallel universe where all the mobs are friendly and give u hugs instead of attacking u. it’s like a hug party 24/7.

so come join us on this wild ride and experience the craziest minecraft adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Crafty Dragon Den

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Dragon Scales Harvested:	291	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mines Excavated:	4886	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3766
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and rainbow-colored creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet diamond block that poops out diamond armor every hour! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary unicorn pig that farts out enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way.

Crafty Anon’s Block Party

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Farms Harvested:	620
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to our BRUTAL Minecraft server, where the mobs are tougher, the challenges are crazier, and the fun never stops! Join us if you dare for an epic adventure like no other.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. But instead of running away, this player fought back with nothing but a carrot and emerged victorious, earning the title of “Carrot King” for all eternity.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every full moon, the entire world turns upside down and you must navigate through a gravity-defying maze to survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our BRUTAL Minecraft server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just remember, only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wacky world.

FinnishFazeCraft: Where nothing can faze the Finnish man!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Star Shards Collected:	213	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where nothing can faze the Finnish man! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of Finnish ninjas who can build a house out of diamond blocks in under 30 seconds. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. – The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot on a stick as a weapon. – Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers have been known to throw block parties instead of exploding.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Finnish ninja), then join us today!

NijiCraft: Where Vtubers Build, Laugh, and Slay!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further than Nijisanji EN Minecraft Madness! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures with LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, and more!

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to spawn here. We’ve got MariaMari0nette, AiaAmare, HexHaywire, and more causing chaos in the best way possible. And don’t even get us started on our PvP battles – they’re more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re mining diamonds!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans this side of the Nether. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). See you in the world of blocks and madness!

Stone Age Crafters

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3505
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Meteorites Collected:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve cracked the code on time travel! That’s right, we’ve figured out how to transport you back in the day to experience Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a T-Rex comes stomping through, looking for a snack. Or maybe you’re building a castle and Julius Caesar himself shows up to challenge you to a duel. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve also added a modern HTML twist to the game. You can now customize your character with the latest fashion trends from the Stone Age, or even ride a hovercraft instead of a minecart.

So why join our server? Because where else can you fight off a horde of zombies with a caveman club while riding a unicorn through a portal to the future? Only on our outrageous Minecraft server!

BibleCraft: Where Polygyny is Just Another Block in the Game

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5836
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mines Excavated:	4826	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

🌈 Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to have a wild time in the virtual world!

👩‍❤️‍👩 Join us for a sizzling adventure where multiple women are in a sexual situation… and guess what? It’s all about homosexuality! That’s right, we’re breaking all the rules and having a blast while doing it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

📖 But don’t worry, we’ve done our research. According to the Bible, polygyny is totally cool as long as the wives are getting their gay on. Leviticus 18:22 may say something about men lying with mankind, but it never said anything about women! Plus, the word for “man” actually just means “male” in Hebrew. So, technically, we’re all good to go!

🔥 So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as it gets, come join us! Who knew that ancient Israelites were such trendsetters with their polygyny and fabulous shenanigans? Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up now and let’s get this party started! 🎉

LatinCraft: Where we build pixelated pyramids instead of walls!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server, where we strive to make the concept of race as obsolete as trying to find diamonds without a pickaxe! In this server, we embrace the idea of being one big happy family of blocky characters, regardless of our pixelated skin colors.

Just like in Latin America, where they’ve been trying to make race disappear for over a century, we believe that in our pixelated world, we should all just be known as Minecraftians. No more labels, just pure blocky fun!

Join us and experience a world where nationality takes precedence over race, just like in Brazil where they proudly call themselves a racial democracy. And if you dare to bring up the topic of race, be prepared to face off against a Dominican player who will fight you to the death (in-game, of course)!

So come on and join our server, where we are progressive on racial issues and dream of a day when we can all just identify as Minecraftians. Let’s make the American continent, north and south, a place where race is a thing of the past and we can all just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers together. See you in the game!

CraftyQueens Minecraft: Where Even Blocky Girls Have Standards

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9555
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	1978
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Farms Harvested:	101	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magic Items Found:	7516	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of josei manga and dive into a world of pure innocence and fun!

Join us and leave behind the stereotypes of easy, slutty, and cheating females because on our server, everyone is a hero!

Embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and make friends with players who value integrity and good vibes above all else.

So why wait? Join now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a spaceship next!

TexanCraft: No More Porn Hub, Just Blocks and Creepers!

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Potions Brewed:	151	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of not being able to visit your favorite porn sites by immersing yourself in a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Join us and build your own virtual porn empire, where you can create NSFW statues and monuments to your heart’s content. Who needs real porn when you can watch two Minecraft pigs getting it on in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Texas People tribe, who have mastered the art of Minecraft survival in the wild west. Join them in epic battles against creepers and zombies, and become a true Texan hero.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring porn sites forever!

House Party Minecraft Server: Survive the American Nuke!

America, American, danger, Decision making, Defense, Disaster, emergency, evacuation, fear, homeland security, House, Minecraft, nuclear war, Nuke, Panic, Party, Preparation, Protection, Safety, Server, Shelter, strategy, Survival, SURVIVE, uncertainty

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	2224
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of America nuking your house! Join us and build a fortress to protect yourself from the incoming missiles. Our server is equipped with anti-nuke technology that will keep you safe while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. Don’t let your house get blown up, join us now and survive the apocalypse in style!