teen comedy Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NukeCraft Bootcamp

Armed Forces, battlefield, bootcamp, Combat Training, defense capabilities, military drills, military readiness, military tactics, military training, national security, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear escalation, nuclear strategy, nuclear warfare, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, russia, strategic defense, tactical nuclear weapons, train troops, warfare technology, weapons deployment

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where russia is training troops to use nuclear weapons on the battlefield!! 🚀🔥💣

we got explosions galore, with creeper armies and tnt cannons ready to blow your mind (and your base) to smithereens! 💥💥

watch out for the nuclear-powered zombies and skeleton soldiers, they’ll be dropping bombs left and right while you try to survive in this post-apocalyptic wasteland! 🧟‍♂️💀

join now for a chance to ride on a nuclear-powered llama and battle it out with other players in a radioactive showdown like no other! 🦙💥🔥

who needs peace and tranquility when you can have chaos and destruction at every turn? join our server now and let the madness begin! 🤪🌪️🔥

QuietCraft: The Hungry Miner’s Hideaway

Ambiance, atmosphere, Calm, Concept, Cozy, Dining, Elegant, exclusive, Food, Hideaway, Hungry, INTIMATE, menu, miners, name.., Peaceful, Quiet, QuietCraft, Restaurant, Serene, SOPHISTICATED, Tranquil, Unique, Upscale

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3355	Towns Built:	2
Enchantments Applied:	255	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

so, like, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz, like, it’s where all da cool kids hang out. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips. it’s like a circus up in here, but with creepers instead of clowns.

once, there was dis dude who found a secret diamond cave on our server. he thought he was all slick and stuff, but then he got ambushed by a pack of zombie chickens. it was hilarious, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? yeah, it’s totally safe, trust me. just make sure to bring a fire extinguisher.

so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. just watch out for those sneaky zombie chickens, they’re always up to no good.

JustSur

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	665
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

JustSur is a 1.20.6 based (1.20+, including 1.21 players are able to join) vanilla minecraft server. There is no required mods, but the server has following features making it unique from other servers: 1) VoiceChat 2) Crossplay, allowing you to play with your friends, and client syncing in between your bedrock and java clients so you can take the server with you anywhere you go! 3) High-speed rails! Travel up to 32bps in a fun way 4) CoreProtect offering an excellent protection against giefers without ruining the vanilla experience 5) Excellent, accepting and friendly community And many other!

Join us at JustSur, through our discord https://discord.gg/j2fvCnh5SE !

justsur.mcserver.us

LegionVers

#exciting, 1vs1 Variations, Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock, Bedwars, build battle, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Hunger Games, java, KitPvP, LegionVers, minecraft server, Modes, multiplayer, online gaming, Paintball, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, unique experience

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	7594	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Join our amazing Java and Bedrock compatible Minecraft server and enjoy a unique experience with a variety of exciting modes!

Current Modalities: Survival,PaintBall,1vs1 Variations Soon: Bedwars, Skywars, Build Battle, Hunger Games

LegionVers.servermc.xyz:25578

King of the Nordics: Norsk Edition – Where mining pays the bills!

bills, Chestshop, Claim, Dropparty, Edition, Events, eventyret, inviter, Ip:, Keepinventory, King, Kits, Lag, laget, Mining, nordics, norge, Norsk, Paintball, Pays, profft, Server, smp, spillere, Survival, tiktok, Venner

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	149	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	16
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Keepinventory	Survival	Paintball	Claim	Events	Kits	Chestshop
Description	Players keep their inventory upon death	Survive and thrive in a multiplayer world	Engage in exciting paintball matches	Claim land for yourself or your group	Participate in server events and challenges	Receive starter kits for a headstart	Create and manage your own shop

Join us on our adventure at mine-king.com

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGe7jrEkH/

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by connecting to mine-king.com in your Minecraft client
What happens during a DropParty?	When there are 10 players online, items are dropped for everyone to collect
Can I invite my friends to play?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server’s rules page for details
Can I donate to support the server?	Yes, donations are welcome and help keep the server running smoothly

BlockParty Minecraft Server

81896845, blockparty, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us and you might just stumble upon a hidden village of talking llamas who will give you quests to find the rarest diamonds in the land. Or maybe you’ll come across a group of friendly creepers who just want to dance the night away.

But be warned, our server is also home to the infamous Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Will you challenge him to a duel or join forces with him to take over the server? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Minecraft SMP – /Tekgen/ – Tekken Trolls

#youtube, Character, Character Overviews, Combos, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, Notation wiki, playlist, smp, Steam, Steam store, tekgen, Tekken, Tekken 8 Character Overviews, Tekken General, terminology, Terminology wiki, Trolls

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7762
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Star Shards Collected:	300	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a Glicko2 rating system that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! And if you’re feeling a bit lost with all the Tekken 8 terminology, don’t worry, we have a whole wiki dedicated to helping you out.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to some of the most skilled Tekken 8 players in the world. You’ll be facing off against opponents who can pull off insane combos and moves that will leave you questioning your own existence.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, anything goes!

NoFamilyNoParty Minecraft Server

aunt, Birthday, Boundaries, Confrontation, cousins, CSection, Disappointment, family, golden family, grandmother, Interest, Invitation, Minecraft, neglect, NoFamilyNoParty, people pleaser, relationships, self worth, Server, Support, TOXIC, Trauma, uncle

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Votes:	7471	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	99	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family drama and feeling unappreciated? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that negativity behind.

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your aunt and uncle actually care about you and congratulate you on your achievements. Your cousins will be the best companions, always there to lend a helping hand in your virtual adventures.

Forget about real-life family drama and join us for some fun and laughter. Who needs toxic relatives when you can have a virtual family that actually appreciates you? Come join us and let’s build a better, happier world together!

BoundarySnarkCraft

Apology, autism, awkwardness, Best Friend, boundary violation, BoundarySnarkCraft, Communication, Conflict, dinner invitation, ED, Empathy, family, food issues, forgiveness, Girlfriend, misunderstanding, sensitivity, snarky comment, social cues, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of awkward family dinners where you accidentally offend the autistic brother by refusing his homemade rice dish? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life social faux pas!

Join our server and never worry about offending anyone with your snarky comments again. Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities, where you can build your own rice dish-free paradise without any judgment.

So come on down to our server and let loose your inner builder without the fear of social awkwardness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual family who appreciates your no-nonsense attitude towards unwanted rice!

StoneAgeTechMinecraftSMP

adaptation, agricultural revolution, Ancient civilization, communication devices, cultural exchange, Evolution, future possibilities, historical perspective, innovation, medical advancements, modern tools, progress, renewable energy, scientific knowledge, societal development, stone age, StoneAgeTechMinecraftSMP, survival skills, Technology, time travel, Transportation

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Emeralds Found:	3787
Potions Brewed:	32	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in the Stone Age with no WiFi or smartphones to keep you entertained? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect solution for you! Join us and bring all your modern technology with you to show those cavemen who’s boss.

Imagine rolling up to the Stone Age village in your diamond armor, riding a pig with a saddle, and blasting music from your jukebox. The villagers won’t know what hit them! Plus, you can use your redstone skills to create crazy contraptions and automate all your tasks, making life in the Stone Age a breeze.

But that’s not all – we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where dinosaurs still roam the earth. You can tame a T-Rex and ride it into battle against other players, or just use it to scare the villagers into giving you all their resources.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and bring a little bit of modern madness to the Stone Age!