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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 6211 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 8643 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 212 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
we got llamas that can talk, pigs that can fly, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. u ain’t never seen anything like it, i swear.
plus, our diamond mines are so rich, they make bill gates look like a broke college student. u gonna be rollin’ in diamonds, my friend.
join us now and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.