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TeeHeeCraft Minecraft Server

#Intention, Absurd, Apology, Birthday, Boyfriend, Communication, controversy, dyslexic, Friend, funny t-shirt, gift, humor, humor interpretation, JOKE, Minecraft, misunderstanding, perspective, sensitivity, Server, SIZE, social media, TeeHeeCraft, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Potions Brewed:	159
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Zombie Dances:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog in a cowboy hat? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even dyslexic frogs with dig bicks would feel right at home.

Join us for insane adventures, like building a giant cowboy hat for your froggy friend or embarking on quests to find the legendary Dyslexic Diamond. And don’t worry, we promise not to make anyone uncomfortable with inappropriate shirt gifts – unless it’s a shirt with a chicken wearing sunglasses, because that’s just hilarious.

So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories that are weirder than a dyslexic frog trying to read a billboard. See you there!

PixelPrison: NoGriefIsrael

Abuse, Accountability, Conflict, Detainee, discrimination, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, misconduct, NoGriefIsrael, Oppression, Palestinian, PixelPrison, Politics, rape, US, VIOLATION, War Crimes, zero tolerance

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3413
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

join our epic minecraft server cuz we got ZERO TOLERANCE for boring gameplay! just like israel should have zero tolerance for abuse and rape, we have zero tolerance for lame builds and noob players! come join us for some crazy adventures and wild shenanigans! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a griefer, then you’ll regret it BIG TIME. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some epic memories together!

IndecisiveCraft

biased decisions, cognitive bias, decision making analysis, decision making behavior, decision making habits, decision making impact, decision making influences, decision making outcomes, decision making patterns, decision making perceptions, decision making process, decision making psychology, decision making research, decision making skills, decision making study, decision making tendencies, Decision-making factors, decision-making strategies, indecision, IndecisiveCraft, slow decision making

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	162	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Magic Items Found:	2417
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ores Mined:	7447

so, like, u know how sometimes u just can’t make up ur mind about stuff? well, turns out that’s actually a good thing! this new study says that if u take ur time to make decisions, u end up making less biased choices. so, like, join our minecraft server where u can take all the time u need to make decisions and end up being the most fair player ever! plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs and a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds! so come join us and be the most indecisive, but fair, player ever!

Eclypse SMP: Where creepers are just misunderstood TNT enthusiasts!

Aura skills, BreweryX, CREEPERS, Custom Images, Custom War, discord polls, Dynamic economy, Earth, ECLYPSE, Economy, enthusiasts, Fair Economy, Image Frame, Inviting Community, java bedrock, java players, misunderstood, Optional PvP, PvP, Roleplay, simple voice chat, smp, Tnt, Towns & Nations, voting system, War system

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Eclypse SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Earth	-1:924 scale world of Earth! Along with a separate world for extra resources!
	Can start your own towns and nations or you can join another town or nation.
Economy	Dynamic and fair economy: automatic price changes and selling to spawn using /spawn!
Aura Skills	Custom Skills Plugin that allows you to get better stats in each category. Do /skills to see!
Discord Polls	Players vote on things such as features and overall changes to the server!
Inviting Community	Toxic behavior is not tolerated.
Optional PvP	You choose whether to turn on PvP or not. Those with red name have PvP on and can be killed.
Custom War	We use a custom war system, to make wars as fair with 1 attack and 1 defense on each capital!
Java & Bedrock	Play on any device you want.

FAQ

Can Java Players use Simple Voice Chat?

Yes, Java Players are able to use Simple Voice Chat to improve Roleplay.

Are custom images supported with Image Frame?

Yes, Image Frame supports custom images.

What is BreweryX?

BreweryX is a feature that allows players to brew custom potions.

Where can I find more information and join the server?

You can join the server and find more information on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/EVK3JDRw

ChinaVsAmerica Minecraft Server

America, China, ChinaVsAmerica, economic powerhouse, foreign policy, geopolitical influence, global affairs, global competition., global dominance, Global influence, global leadership, global power, global supremacy, international power struggle, international relations, Minecraft, national identity, national pride, political influence, Server, superpower rivalry, world leadership, world superpower

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	New Chunks Explored:	216103
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Void Armor Forged:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose whether China or America leads the world! That’s right, forget about building houses and farms, now you can engage in epic battles to determine the fate of the world!

Join us and witness crazy alliances being formed, unexpected betrayals, and intense political drama all within the world of Minecraft. Will you fight for the glory of China or the freedom of America? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some wild and wacky adventures along the way. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin!

GoldMedalGrind Minecraft SMP

athletes, Competition, Doping, Endurance, Exercise, Gold medals, GoldMedalGrind, health, medication, mental health, Minecraft, nutrition, Performance, physical health, physical therapy, PRESSURE, professional athletes, Recovery, smp, sports, stress, success, Training

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	202	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the secret conspiracy behind why all the gold medal-winning athletes suddenly need medication in their 20s! Maybe it’s because they’ve been secretly training in Minecraft all this time and their bodies can’t handle the intense virtual workouts. Or perhaps they’ve been battling secret mobs in the game that have been draining their health points. Either way, you won’t know until you join and start digging for answers (literally, because mining is a big part of Minecraft)! So come on in and see if you can uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon. Plus, we have diamond armor giveaways every week for our most dedicated players!

NoBacklessDressWeddingWoes

appropriate attire, backless dress, beach wedding, black dress, destination wedding, dress code, family event, fashion choice., father daughter, formal wear, jamaica, NoBacklessDressWeddingWoes, skimpy dress, wedding attire, wedding date, wedding dress, wedding etiquette, wedding fashion, Wedding guest, wedding guest attire, wedding outfit

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	145	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dimension Hops:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	4268	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have weddings on the beach in Jamaica every day! Dress code? Non-standard, of course! We encourage black backless dresses that are a little on the skimpy side – the skimpier, the better!

Join us for a wedding extravaganza like no other, where divorced dads and their daughters can bond over questionable fashion choices. Who needs a clear dress code when you can wear whatever the heck you want?

Don’t be an asshole, join our server and let the wedding shenanigans begin!

Chatting with Cleo – Minecraft SMP

Chatting, Cleo, Communication, Conversation, Curiosity, dialogue, dream conversation, FAMOUS, historical figure, History, hypothetical, imagination, Impactful, influential, Insights, interview, knowledge, learn, Minecraft, past, perspective, questions, smp, wisdom

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Enchantments Applied:	93	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and you could have a chance to chat with historical figures like Abraham Lincoln, Cleopatra, or even a T-Rex (if time travel is involved)! Imagine the epic conversations you could have – asking Cleopatra for beauty tips, getting political advice from Lincoln, or discussing the best hunting strategies with a T-Rex. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to mingle with the legends of the past in our wacky and wild Minecraft world!

CraftyHappyLand

achievement, balance, Contentment, CraftyHappyLand, family, Friends, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happy, hobbies, joy, Laughter, Life, love, mindfulness, Passion, positivity, purpose, relationships, self-care, success

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5377	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Do you know what makes me happy in life? Mining for diamonds in a virtual world where creepers explode and zombies chase you around like they’re late for a brain buffet! And you know where you can experience all of this chaotic fun? Our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and the villagers are always up to some shenanigans. Join us if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT or ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry skeletons. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you get blown up by a sneaky enderman, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

SudzhaCraft Minecraft Server

border, breaking news, Ceasefire, confirmation, Conflict, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international news, Invasion, Kursk region, Military, Minecraft, nato, official statement, russia, Server, Sudzha, SudzhaCraft, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Animals Bred:	147	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6597
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the epic battle between russia and ukraine in the krusk region! build your own sudzha and defend it from the ukrainian forces! who will win in this epic showdown? join now to find out and be part of the chaos and destruction! bring your friends and let’s make history in minecraft!

KurskCraft: No Nukes, Just Blocks!

blocks, Conflict, Crisis, danger, Defense, emergency, escalation, Fighting, Incident, Kursk Nuclear Power Plant, KurskCraft, local authorities, Military, nuclear facility, nukes, ongoing, response, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Tension, threat, War

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got battles goin’ down like a few dozen kilometers from Kursk Nuclear Power Plant! Ain’t nothin’ like fightin’ it out in a virtual world while real-life authorities dealin’ with some serious stuff. Come join da madness and show off yo skills in our epic PvP arenas! Plus, rumor has it dat Herobrine himself be lurkin’ around, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to face him. So what u waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this party started!