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MilfCraft SMP: Cougars You’d Still Smash

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magic Items Found:	3678	Runes Activated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
New Chunks Explored:	571482	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the terrain! Looking for a server where you can find women past their prime that you would still fuck? Look no further, because our server is full of them!

Join us for a chance to meet the most experienced and adventurous players in the Minecraft world. Our community is like a fine wine – aged to perfection and ready to be enjoyed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary creatures like the elusive Blocky Bigfoot and the mischievous Enderman Elvis. Rumor has it that if you can catch them, they’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of diamonds.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

ZillaCraft Minecraft Server

blended family, bridezilla, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, half siblings, Minecraft, Server, sibling dynamics, step-family, strained relationships, wedding invite, wedding planning, ZillaCraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama on your big day? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a drama-free wedding experience!

Join our server and leave all your family issues behind as you build, mine, and explore in peace. No need to worry about inviting estranged half siblings or dealing with disapproving parents – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to find diamonds!

Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only family you need to worry about is your Minecraft villagers. Say goodbye to bridezilla moments and hello to endless fun on our server!

So why wait? Join now and start crafting your happily ever after without the family drama!

NephewNaggin’PubScoldAITA

AUTHORITY, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Cultural, disagreement, discipline, escalation, family, intervention, nephew, NephewNagginPubScoldAITA, parenting, Public, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, scolding, vacation

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Zombie Dances:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all players to unleash their inner disciplinarian! Are you tired of unruly kids throwing rocks near you at the lake? Join us and let out your frustrations by yelling at virtual children who misbehave. Our server is the perfect place to practice your parenting skills in a safe and pixelated environment.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get the special power-up of child-locking all the doors in our virtual world, just like in real life! No more pesky kids opening car doors while you’re driving at high speeds – we’ve got you covered.

And if that’s not enough, we have exclusive hiking trails that only the most mischievous players can access. Test your limits and see if you can handle the extra 1-mile hike punishment for your in-game antics.

So why wait? Join our server now and show those virtual kids who’s boss! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we don’t actually condone throwing rocks at people, no matter how good your aim is. Let the virtual parenting begin!

BoomCraft: Survivors’ Revenge

atomic bomb, BOOMCRAFT, devastation, Hell, hiroshima, historical events, History, Humanity, Japan, long-term effects, Memory, nagasaki, nuclear warfare, nuclear weapons, Peace, Revenge, survivors, survivors stories, Tragedy, Trauma, War, world war II

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8148
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Animals Bred:	31
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of pure atomic bombs. That’s right, we’ve got an explosive paradise just waiting for you to join!

Our server is so lit, even Japan’s last survivors are like “Dang, that’s some next level stuff!” Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. Join now and experience the thrill of blowing up everything in sight. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got atomic bombs, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, once you go atomic bomb hell, you can’t go back! Let’s blow stuff up together, baby!

VapeCrafters: Mindful Miners

addiction, coping mechanisms, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health challenges, mental health education, mental health effects, mental health recovery, mental health research., Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, mental health therapy, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindful, miners, nicotine, quitting smoking, VapeCrafters, Vaping

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Potions Brewed:	122	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Underground Cities Explored:	3

so like, u kno how vaping is all the rage now? well guess what, on our server, we have a whole vaping district where u can puff away to ur heart’s content. but watch out, cuz the mobs might get addicted too and start blowing smoke rings at u. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least ur mental health will be in tip-top shape from all the nicotine, right? come join us and see for urself!

Simple Survival MP

Claims, Connection, Creative, Cross-Play, dragon fight, Earth, east coast USA, Economy, End.., game mode, Moderators, PERMISSIONS, Plugins, PvE, PvP, rules, smp, Survival, Time Played, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Ores Mined:	7733	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Fresh new vanilla SMP world. Simple Quality of Life plugins enabled. Claims grow with time! Currently have a biweekly End opening to allow for fresh content and a new dragon fight.

Small player driven economy with permissions based off game-mode and time played!

Survival and Creative worlds.

Active moderators and simple rules.

Hosted on East Coast USA with solid connection.

simplesmp.hopto.org

CraftyVerse – Minecraft Server

beetlejuice, beta game, Characters, Constant development, Cosmetics, CraftyVerse, Cross-Play, cross-progression, final release, Gleamium, live service, Logo Edition, Minecraft, multiversus, Multiversus General, mvsg, new modes, new moves, new stages, open beta, PC, platform fighter, ps4, PS5, pve mode, rollback netcode, samurai jack, Server, Single player, UE5 engine, universal parry technique, Warner Brothers, Xbox One, xbox series

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1665	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Star Shards Collected:	200
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Our server is like no other, with a logo that will make your eyes pop out of your head in amazement.

Previously on our server, we had players battling it out in epic PvP matches, building the craziest structures you’ve ever seen, and taming dragons like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our latest patch notes include adding new dimensions to explore, new mobs to fight, and even a mode where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken.

What is our server all about, you ask? It’s a place where you can let your imagination run wild, where you can team up with friends to take on epic quests, and where you can become the ultimate Minecraft master.

And did we mention the new characters we’ve added? From a ninja turtle with laser eyes to a unicorn riding a skateboard, our server has it all.

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Join us now and let the madness begin!

SnowlessSMP – “I’ve never seen snow in Minecraft SMP”

Coastal Living, coastal snow, coastal snowfall, coastal snowflakes, coastal snowscape, coastal snowstorm, Ive, Minecraft, never seen snow, smp, Snow, snowless adventure, snowless climate, snowless experience, snowless journey, snowless landscape, snowless life, snowless phenomenon, snowless terrain, snowless wonder, SnowlessSMP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	289	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4930
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Emeralds Found:	4349
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience snow for the first time in your virtual life! Our server is located in a magical land where it snows all year round, even in the middle of summer. Dive into our snowy wonderland and build snowmen, have epic snowball fights, and maybe even find a hidden ice castle filled with treasures. Who needs real snow when you can have a winter wonderland at your fingertips? Join now and let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!

CraftyAlcoholBan Minecraft Server

accident, AITAH, alcohol, CAR, CraftyAlcoholBan, Disrespect, Driver, Friends, long tail tags, Minecraft, Opinions, parents, Possession, pulled over, RESPONSIBILITY, REWARD, Risk, Server, trip, Trust, under 21

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Are you tired of taking all the fall for your friends’ shenanigans? Do you want to avoid the risk of getting in trouble while still having a blast? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be driving is a virtual minecart!

Forget about the stress of being the responsible one in your group – on our server, the only thing you’ll be crashing is blocks! No need to worry about getting pulled over by virtual cops or dealing with virtual accidents. Plus, you can still have a wild time with your friends without any real-life consequences.

So come join us on our server and leave all your worries behind. Who needs alcohol when you have the thrill of mining and crafting? Trust us, it’s a lot safer and a whole lot more fun!

MomAndStepDadOopsies

blended family, Communication, custody, Divorce, emotional impact, family conflict, family dynamics, family rules, Family Therapy, family unity, family vacations, favoritism, healing, MomAndStepDadOopsies, moving on, parenting, rejection, Resentment, sibling relationships, stepfamily

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mines Excavated:	1472	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magic Items Found:	2281

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like this crazy blended family! Join us for a wild ride filled with strict rules and unexpected drama.

Need permission to build that epic castle? Forget asking the regular players, you’ll need to ask your “new parent” on the server. And forget about playing with just your bio siblings, everyone has to mix it up and collaborate.

Don’t even think about closing your bedroom door, we want to see if you’re mixing with the other players. And don’t forget to spread the love by telling your fellow players one thing you love about them every day.

But the best part? No step/half nonsense here – we’re all about creating a blended Minecraft family. Just like in real life, things may get chaotic and fights may break out, but that’s all part of the fun!

So join us on this wild Minecraft server and see if you can navigate the crazy rules and drama just like the OP in this story. Who knows, you may even find yourself creating your own blended Minecraft family with players you never expected to mix with!