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  • Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

    Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 1659
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 34 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8384 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

    We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

    And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

    So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NikkeiCraft Minecraft Server

    NikkeiCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 5549
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally ride your pig off a cliff! we’ve got more chaos than the Nikkei stock market, with players running around like headless chickens trying to build the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

    But watch out, because our mobs are more ruthless than a bear market, ready to trample your stocks and leave you crying in a corner. Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone.

    So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can survive the craziness that is our minecraft server. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the creepers.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NikkeiCraft – Drop It Like It’s Hot!

    NikkeiCraft – Drop It Like It’s Hot!
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 9115
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 297
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Villages Defended: 14
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server??? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Join now for a chance to win a million diamonds and ride a unicorn into battle against evil creepers!

    This server is so epic, even Japan’s Nikkei stock index couldn’t handle the excitement and dropped over 4,000 points! It was the biggest drop in history, but who cares when you can build a castle made of cheese and ride a flying pig into the sunset?

    Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and unicorns, then maybe you should just go play with some dirt blocks or something.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineBet Minecraft Server

    MineBet Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 519
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Mines Excavated: 4903
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be gambling with is creepers blowing up your house! We’ve got more slot machines than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, and our new machines are so hot they’ll make the Nether jealous.

    Join us for a chance to win virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams, or just to laugh at your friends when they accidentally fall into a pit of lava. And don’t worry about problem gambling, because if you start to feel the urge to bet your entire stack of diamonds, just call 1-800-GAMBLER and we’ll send a team of virtual therapists to help you out.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the good times roll (and the dice, and the slot machine reels, and maybe even a few TNT explosions)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ”’/BritCraft SMP”’

    ”’/BritCraft SMP”’
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 2141
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 99
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than wee rorke edish! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats! Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat these dapper llamas and claim the treasures within.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a mysterious floating island where the rarest of mobs roam free. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame a flying pig and ride it to the top of the island, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join wee rorke edish today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to pack plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Under $100 SMP Lifechanger

    Under $100 SMP Lifechanger
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 6243
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

    Join our server and embark on a journey like no other. Build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle ferocious mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?

    And let’s not forget about the legendary Pigman King who rules over the land with an iron fist (or hoof, in this case). Defeat him in battle and claim his crown as your own, becoming the ultimate ruler of the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Make the life-changing purchase of joining our Minecraft SMP today for under $100 and prepare to have your mind blown!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelatedMidlifeCrisis

    PixelatedMidlifeCrisis
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 8245
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 16
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 New Chunks Explored: 42386
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be mining is laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated shenanigans and virtual adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and decided to give it a go. Little did they know, they would soon find themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor. But fear not, for our player emerged victorious, with feathers flying everywhere and a newfound appreciation for the absurdity of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to build your dream castle, ride a pig into battle, and even engage in epic dance-offs with creepers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual world, just waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find that the key to surviving your 40s is hidden somewhere in the pixelated madness of our server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyCrashCraft: Nikkei225

    CraftyCrashCraft: Nikkei225
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 5985
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 166991 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Crops Grown: 6799
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Votes: 4648
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Mythical Quests Completed: 46

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where the only thing plunging is your expectations of reality! our server is so lit that even the Nikkei 225 index is shaking in its boots. why worry about world markets when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your pals?

    join us and watch as the US economy trembles in fear of how awesome our server is. who needs stocks and bonds when you can have diamonds and emeralds? come on, don’t be a square, join us now and let’s make minecraft great again!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BrunoServers Minecraft server

    BrunoServers Minecraft server
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 1894
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Magic Items Found: 1574
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

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