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TNTio’s Funhouse: Where Explosions and Laughter Collide!

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5583
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a squad of rebellious dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue llama). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Smrdia’s Revenge: Poo Poo Platter Minecraft Madness

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being prosecuted by Smrds and their Jewish masters in real life Serbia? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a world where you can reclaim the pride of the once great kingdom of Serbia! Join us and build your own virtual empire, free from persecution and full of endless possibilities. Who needs real life when you can rule over a pixelated paradise? Join now and show those Smrds who’s boss!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4276
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Farms Harvested:	155
Divine Spears Created:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of endlessly searching for the perfect partner in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to find your perfect in-game soulmate. Who needs real relationships when you can have a long-term Minecraft partnership that will last for eternity (or at least until the server resets)? Plus, with our amazing community of players, you’ll never be short on potential partners to choose from. So why settle for just one woman a week when you can have a whole server full of them? Join us now and start your quest for love in the world of blocks and pixels!

WishfulCraft: Where dreams come true, one block at a time!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Zombie Dances:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1117	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, even granting wishes! Need diamonds? We got you covered. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Consider it done. But be careful what you wish for, because one player made the mistake of asking for the server to have their babies. Let’s just say things got a little… weird. Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget, unless you wish for amnesia, in which case, we can arrange that too. So come on in and let the madness begin!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where the Creepers aren’t the only ones getting blown up

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Void Gems Collected:	26
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server! Looking for a place where you can rate the girls and have some crazy adventures? Well, look no further!

We have a special feature where you can rate the girls on the server – but be warned, some of them may be a bit…uh, drugged out. But hey, they’re down for anything, including letting you cum in their pussy and mouth. Talk about a real slutty experience!

Join us for some outrageous fun and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Vikings: SkandiCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	179	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with jogvan’s butt blood and the nutidsonanist’s…um, well, let’s just say there’s some interesting stuff going on there.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Want to build a house out of solid gold blocks? No problem, just ask the friendly Ender Dragon who doubles as our resident interior decorator.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a fire resistance potion.

So why wait? Join us today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Crafty Nukes

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	New Chunks Explored:	502710
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the wasteland of hilarity! Join us for a wild ride through the post-apocalyptic world of Minecraft, where you’ll encounter mutant creepers, radioactive pigs, and maybe even a ghoul or two.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Fallout Bros, a group of players who have survived countless battles and emerged victorious every time. Rumor has it that they once took down a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot and a wooden sword.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a mutant cow into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamond blocks? Or build a base inside a giant mushroom cloud and call it home sweet home? The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

Crafty Creepers: Moscow Madness

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a wild ride? Look no further than our server, where we have VIP Russian ministers flying above Belarus on a secret mission! Join now to uncover the truth behind this mysterious flight and maybe even catch a glimpse of Putin and Medvedev in action. Who knows, maybe they’re on their way to Minsk for some epic peace talks or a secret mission to save the world. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Chick’s Shit Test Server: Where Women Rule and Men Drool!

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Votes:	5401	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and your friendships? Look no further than our server, where we put your relationships to the ultimate test!

Join us and experience the thrill of pretending to lose your job and see who sticks by your side. Will your friends come to your aid, or will they leave you hanging like a pixelated sword in a dungeon?

Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, you’ll learn valuable lessons about who you can trust in the world of Minecraft and beyond. So come on, join us and see if your friendships can survive the ultimate shit test!

Drunk Minecraft Metalheads – Where Euros and Dollars are the Currency of Choice!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4696
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Emeralds Found:	5922
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Star Shards Collected:	61
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is run by a Finnish metal head drunk who needs your help to buy more beer! Join us and embark on wild adventures filled with drunken shenanigans and epic battles. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with dollars or euros! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride on our server. Cheers to drunken mining! 🍻🤘