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Mutts and Blocks: Woof-tastic Adventures in Minecraft

Adventures, at your service, Automation, Be a mutt, blocks, convenience, delivered free, digital transformation, efficiency, futuristic, get shot in your house, home security, innovation, Minecraft, Modern Living, mutts, online delivery, Safety, SECURITY, smart home, Stay home, Technology, virtual reality, Wooftastic, zogbots final form

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Are you tired of getting shot in your house in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, you can be a mutt and never leave your house again! That’s right, our server is zogbots final form – it’s like a delivery service for all your Minecraft needs. Just sit back, relax, and watch as the craziness unfolds right in your living room. Join now and experience the ultimate in lazy gaming!

Uniting Crafters in a Messy Place! SMP Server

Builder, Builds, Collector, Community, Crafters, diamonds, Double Shulker Shells, Economy, friendly banter, Friends, Fun, future plans, Griefing, growth, hermitcraft, java, Messy, new players, Place, Plugins, qof, redstoner, Server, smp, stealing, Uniting, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

UnitedCrafters SMP Overview

Age Requirement	13+
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Plugins	Enhance gameplay while maintaining a vanilla feel
Primary Currency	Diamonds
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/8D3pxkydq4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

A: Yes, players must be 13 years or older to join UnitedCrafters SMP.

Q: What type of server is this?

A: It is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a vibrant and chill community.

Q: What is the primary currency on the server?

A: Diamonds are the primary currency used on the server.

Q: Are there any playtime expectations?

A: No, players are not required to meet any playtime expectations. Take breaks as needed.

Q: Is griefing and stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing, stealing, and any behavior that ruins the fun for others are not tolerated.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord linked above and apply there to become a part of UnitedCrafters SMP.

The Cheating Creeper

BETRAYAL, career, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, creeper, Deception, Deception in Relationships, Emotional rollercoaster, financial stress, Happiness, HEARTBREAK, Lying Girlfriend, med school, nursing, online dating, relationship issues, Self Discovery, self esteem, Tinder, Trust, White Lies

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old relationships that end in lies and deceit? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world, free from fake nurses and fake med school programs!

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies are the ones you tell about your epic mining skills. No more heartbreak, just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about a player who thought they found the one, only to discover they were living a double life. But fear not, on our server, the only double life you’ll lead is as a master builder and a creeper slayer.

Don’t be like our poor friend who fell for a fake nurse, join our server and build a life filled with adventure, friendship, and most importantly, honesty. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft: ‘/vn/ – FD Edition’ – Where the memes are as blocky as the graphics!

#Readme, blocky, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, Edition, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, general, graphics, japanese, Japanese locale, Memecraft, memes, plot spoilers, Recommendations, specific element, spoiler tags, tech support, Untranslated, useful things, visual novel, VN

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2044
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	New Chunks Explored:	760437
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take English-translated Japanese visual novels to a whole new level of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with plot twists, romance, and maybe even a few tentacle monsters.

Looking for a place to discuss your favorite visual novels without the e-celeb drama? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered. Just make sure to use spoiler tags, or else you might find yourself in a love triangle with a tsundere yandere.

Having trouble with your VN? Don’t worry, we’ve got the ultimate tech support tips for you. Just be in Japanese locale, read the Readme (who actually does that?), and if all else fails, copy and paste those error messages into DeepL for some magical solutions.

Need a novel with a specific element? We’ve got a whole library of VNs to choose from, whether you’re into time-traveling cat girls or mecha battles with a side of existential angst.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that turns visual novels into a wild rollercoaster of emotions, memes, and maybe even a secret harem route? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and prepare for the ultimate VN experience!

Minecraft Madness: All Blocks Are Equal, Just Like Chinese People

argentina, Asian diaspora, blocks, Brazilians, China, China Town, Chinese, controversy, currency swap lines, Diversity, economic assistance, Equal, Foreign Minister, Government, government official, japanese, Korean, madness, Media, Minecraft, monkeys, people, racism, Whites

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
New Chunks Explored:	786898	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can meet people from all over the world, including China? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Our Foreign Minister may have some trouble telling Chinese people apart, but that just adds to the excitement of not knowing who you’re talking to in-game! Plus, we have a China Town in our server that includes Japanese and Korean players, so you never know who you might run into. And don’t worry, we welcome all players, whether you’re descended from whites or monkeys (according to Argentina’s government, that is). Join us for a wild and wacky adventure in Minecraft like no other!

Jersey Shore Creeper Invasion

aggression, Attack, blow up, Chaos, creeper, crime, danger, Destruction, explosive, fear, illegal, Invasion, Jersey, law enforcement, New Jersey, Panic, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, shore, Terrorism, threat, violence, Warning

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to blow up New Jersey in the most epic way possible! Why waste your time building boring old houses when you can join us in creating chaos and destruction in the Garden State?

Join us for insane PvP battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land of New Jersey with your explosive skills. Who needs diamonds when you have TNT at your disposal?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the authorities while plotting your next big explosion. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft server around. Just be sure to wear your blast-proof armor, because things are about to get wild!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Custom, Events, female, Friendly, Fun, Girls, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Minigames, ONLINELIVE, Only, PvP, Roleplay, Server, supportive, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.5ogg.vanillaboxmc.ru

BauBau’s Fun-tastic Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
New Chunks Explored:	65074	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere and starts a flash mob. Or how about the time when a giant pink unicorn rode through town, leaving a trail of rainbow blocks in its wake? Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Agent F, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of epic quests and treasure. Rumor has it that Agent F once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. True story.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world of blocky fun!

CraftyMcCraftFace

ai, Community, CraftyMcCraftFace, discussion, Dofus, eq, FANTASY, FFXIV, Furry, Gaming, GW2, mmog, News, Panda, porn, role playing, Teso, Trash, Wakfu, Warcraft, wow

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173	Mines Excavated:	1602
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner furry and embark on epic adventures with pandas making headlines on the news! Join us for a wild ride through Warcraft, WoW, EQ, GW2, FFXlV, Dofus/Wakfu, TESO, and any other mumorpegger game you can think of.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent pandas who have mastered the art of gaming. They will guide you through quests, battles, and maybe even teach you how to do a backflip in real life (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any injuries incurred during attempted backflips).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground AI-generated imagery lab where players can create their own virtual worlds. Who knows what kind of crazy creations you’ll come up with?

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just become best friends with a panda who can speak in binary code. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!

SADSMP VS Hypixel

#exciting, Adventure, anti-toxic, bedrock, building, Community, Cross-Play, Diverse, Experience, Exploration, Friendly, Gaming, Immersive, Indonesia, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, Social, Survival, Unique, virtual world

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	86136
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	May experience server lag due to high number of players
Wide variety of minigames and game modes	May encounter more toxic behavior from players
Active community and events	Pay-to-win aspects in certain game modes

SADSMP

Pros	Cons
First anti-toxic server in Indonesia	Smaller player base
Unique features to enhance survival gameplay	Limited variety of game modes compared to Hypixel
Support for both Java and Bedrock editions	Potential language barrier for non-Indonesian players

FAQ

Q: Which server has a larger player base?

A: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to SADSMP.

Q: Which server offers a wider variety of game modes?

A: Hypixel offers a wider variety of minigames and game modes compared to SADSMP.

Q: Which server focuses on creating a non-toxic gaming environment?

A: SADSMP is the first anti-toxic server in Indonesia, focusing on providing a positive gaming experience.

Q: Can both servers be accessed by Java and Bedrock edition players?

A: Yes, both Hypixel and SADSMP support both Java and Bedrock editions for all versions of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win aspects in either server?

A: Hypixel may have pay-to-win aspects in certain game modes, while SADSMP focuses on creating a fair playing field for all players.