Teddy MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MysticCraft Land 1.20.6

autistic, dumplings, garlic breath, shower, Pumpkin

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a chineese new year party! No real girls answering your messages? No problem, we’ve got older chineese ladies in teddies ready to knit you a pumpkin while you hold your dick out! Get ready for garlic breath and swimsuit fetishes, because on this server, anything goes! Speedo racing swimsuits are the new bikini, and the only traffic you’ll encounter is the traffic of laughs and fun. Don’t miss out on the most manic Asian adventure of your life – join now!

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NoTeddy4Sis – Minecraft Server

MONEY, stuffed animal, Buy, Europe, Shop

Are you tired of dealing with demanding siblings who think they deserve expensive toys? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual world where you can be the boss. No more being called an idiot or asshole for not buying overpriced teddy bears – on our server, you’re the one in control. So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because here, the only limits are your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper). Join now and say goodbye to sibling tantrums and hello to endless fun!

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Phase Connect Hololive 1.21

collab, future collaborations, anticipated collabs, hololive, phase connect

Bro, forget about those collabs, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! Why? Because we have pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance, bro! It’s like a party in the barnyard 24/7! And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they throw the wildest raves in their little huts. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. So ditch the collabs and come join the real party on our server!

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PreggoGymSass or MILpissOffGymTime

MIL, Pregnancy health, health, family conflict, pregnancy safety

🌟🚀🌈 WELCOME TO THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! 🌟🚀🌈

🤰🏼🏋️‍♀️ PREGNANT PLAYERS WELCOME! 🏋️‍♀️🤰🏼

Are you a badass mom-to-be who loves to stay active? Do you want to show off your baby bump while slaying dragons and building epic castles? Then this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with light weights, walking, and stretching – all while keeping your baby safe and sound. Forget about sitting at home and “acting like a proper pregnant woman” – on this server, we embrace the power of prenatal workouts!

But beware, there’s a villain lurking in the shadows… your mother-in-law! She’ll try to sabotage your gains and tell you that you’re “asking for a miscarriage.” But fear not, for you have the support of your husband and a whole community of pregnant warriors ready to back you up.

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that pregnant women can kick butt in Minecraft too! 💪🤰🏼💥 #PregnantPower #MinecraftMamas

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BillionaireDeathDay – Minecraft SMP

opportunity, 1 billion dollars, temptation, Future, mortality

OMG GUYS, you won’t believe this crazy Minecraft SMP I just joined! It’s like, so lit, you have to join ASAP! Like, they’re giving away 1 BILLION DOLLARS to anyone who joins, but get this, if you say yes, you’ll find out when you’re gonna die! How insane is that?! But like, who cares about that when you could be rolling in dough, am I right? Plus, there’s like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and you have to solve riddles to get in. It’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft! And the best part is, there’s a secret society of llamas that control the whole server. I heard they can grant you three wishes if you bring them a stack of emeralds. So like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! #llamalove #treasurehunt #billiondollarclub 🤑🦙💰

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Blocktopia Revolt

Politics, public outcry, dismantled, united states, blocktopia

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world and join a virtual United States where everything is upside down! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs are protesting against the players. Join us and help save the country from being dismantled block by block. Who needs real-life protests when you can fight for justice in a pixelated world? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually the mastermind behind all the chaos in the real world. So come join us and take down the dragon to restore peace and order to the United States!

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TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Assistance, Potential, Government, Négotiation, united states

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump discussing suspending military aid for ukraine on march 3!! u can witness the drama unfold as trump battles creepers and skeletons in the virtual world. build a wall around your base to keep out the zombies and spiders, just like trump wants to build a wall on the border. join now for a chance to win a golden pickaxe signed by trump himself! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now!

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CraftyCyberFrenzy

russia, government relations, Technology, cybersecurity, US

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff happening, like, you can build a house out of diamonds if you want, no one’s gonna stop you. and like, the mobs are all super chill, they just wanna hang out and have a good time. plus, we got this secret underground city where all the players who reach level 100 get to live, it’s like a party down there 24/7. oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes? yeah, it’s wild. so come join us, it’s gonna be a blast!

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BlockyMomma’sParentingSchool

Child Psychology, childhood trauma, emotional well being, neurodevelopment, psychological consequences

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server dat is so cray cray u will be like “whaaaaaat”? well dis server is da one for u! we gotz all da cool stuff like flying pigs and diamond armor dat makes u invincible.

but wait, dere’s more! if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers like shooting fireballs out of ur eyes and turning into a dragon. yea, dat’s right, a freakin dragon.

oh, and did i mention dat if u join dis server, u will become a billionaire in real life? yea, u heard me. all u gotta do is mine some diamonds and BAM, u rich af.

so come join dis server and experience da wildest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even find ur long lost twin who is also a minecraft pro. ain’t dat cool?

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What is the IP for Cash Minecraft Server?

Surviving 999 Years as a Snake in Minecraft, Minecraft, Cash and Nico, Nico, Nico and Cash

Cash is a talented musician and songwriter known for his soulful vocals and heartfelt lyrics. With a passion for storytelling, Cash draws inspiration from personal experiences to create music that resonates with listeners. His distinctive sound blends elements of folk, indie, and Americana, showcasing his versatility as an artist. Cash’s authentic approach to music continues to captivate audiences and establish him as a rising star in the music industry.

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