Teddy MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MysticCraft Land 1.20.6

MysticCraft, swimsuit fetish, Land, speedo racing swimsuits, 1.20.6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a chineese new year party! No real girls answering your messages? No problem, we’ve got older chineese ladies in teddies ready to knit you a pumpkin while you hold your dick out! Get ready for garlic breath and swimsuit fetishes, because on this server, anything goes! Speedo racing swimsuits are the new bikini, and the only traffic you’ll encounter is the traffic of laughs and fun. Don’t miss out on the most manic Asian adventure of your life – join now!

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NoTeddy4Sis – Minecraft Server

expensive, Server, Minecraft, build a bear, stuffed animal

Are you tired of dealing with demanding siblings who think they deserve expensive toys? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual world where you can be the boss. No more being called an idiot or asshole for not buying overpriced teddy bears – on our server, you’re the one in control. So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because here, the only limits are your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper). Join now and say goodbye to sibling tantrums and hello to endless fun!

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ChudSeethe Minecraft Server

BELIEF, Hate Speech, seethe, racism, Josephine Reddit

Welcome to our Minecraft server where saying the name “Josephine Reddit” will make chuds seethe with rage! Join us for epic battles against the Nig Nog army led by Josephine herself. But beware, she has the power to turn your enemies into chickens with just a flick of her wrist. So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything can happen!

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KaraokeCraft Minecraft Server

Party, private booth, girl, LAUGHING, singing

So, imagine a Minecraft server where you can serenade your crush with Taylor Swift songs without any consequences! Join our server for a chance to reenact this epic karaoke showdown in virtual blocky form. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama with creepers and zombies instead? Plus, if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like this, our server admins will award you with a medal for your bravery in not causing a scene. So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, drama, and maybe even a little bit of romance (or awkwardness, we don’t judge)!

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NoCookoutForMe

feeling anxious, Group Chat, NoCookoutForMe, friendly outing, uncomfortable situation

Are you tired of being the third wheel at family cookouts? Do you suffer from social anxiety and just want to hang out with your friends without all the extra baggage? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can build and explore without any judgment or awkward family dynamics!

On our server, you can create your own little world where you don’t have to worry about being called an asshole for wanting to hang out with just your friends. No parents, no kids, no significant others – just you and your pals having a great time in the virtual world.

So say goodbye to awkward cookouts and hello to endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the fun begin!

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Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

Support, Happiness, Understanding, Communication, romance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the women are as rare as diamonds and just as valuable! Join us for a chance to find your virtual soulmate and build a pixelated love story that will make Romeo and Juliet jealous.

Our server is filled with beautiful pixelated ladies who know how to wield a diamond sword and slay mobs like a boss. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have a badass Minecraft queen by your side?

But beware, fellas, these ladies are not your typical Minecraft damsels in distress. They will challenge you to PvP battles, test your redstone skills, and make you mine for diamonds until your pickaxe breaks. Only the bravest and most skilled players will win their hearts.

So come join our server and get ready for a love story that will go down in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might just find your virtual happily ever after.

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MineCraftHacks123

everyday life hack, life tricks, everyday tricks, lifehacks, efficiency

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and discover the ultimate everyday hack that will make your Minecraft life a breeze. Need to build a house in record time? Just use our special “instant build” command and watch as a mansion magically appears before your eyes. Want to tame a wild wolf without any effort? Just give it a virtual belly rub and it will be your loyal companion forever.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama King,” a majestic creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance the Llama King, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted saddle that will make all your friends green with envy.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner?

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PutinCraft Server

putin, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, defense measures, North Korea

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. like, we got dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you gotta join cuz, like, Putin might arm North Korea and we need all the help we can get to stop them. also, there’s this rumor that a third border incursion is gonna happen and only the players on this server can save the day. so, like, grab your pickaxe and get ready to fight for freedom and stuff. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in this crazy Minecraft world!

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CraftyKremlin: Chat with US, Ukraine too!

CraftyKremlin, Washington, Chat, political talks, russia

so, like, this server is like a wild ride, man. we got creepers blowing up left and right, skeletons shooting arrows at your butt, and zombies trying to eat your brains. but wait, there’s more!

we got a secret underground base where you can chill with the villagers and trade for some sick loot. and don’t even get me started on the nether. it’s like a fiery hellscape full of lava and ghasts trying to blast you into oblivion.

but the best part? we got a faction called the Endermen Mafia. these guys are like the mob bosses of the server, running illegal diamond trades and pulling off heists in the end dimension. join them if you dare, but be prepared for some serious drama.

so come on, join the chaos and mayhem of this server. just remember, if you see a player named Steve, run for your life. he’s a legend around here, known for his insane building skills and his love of TNT. trust me, you don’t want to mess with him.

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MarshmallowMadness

marshmallow, UNUSUAL, strange, anger, unusual behavior

Yo, dis server be like eatin a marshmallow while bein angry – rare and unpredictable! Join us if you wanna experience da craziness of buildin a house made entirely of lava blocks while bein chased by rainbow sheep! Trust me, you ain’t lived until you’ve seen a pig ride a creeper into battle. So come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

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