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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 3440 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
So, like, u know that group that was all like “death to Canada” and stuff? Well, they’re, like, listed as a terrorist entity now. But, like, don’t worry about that because we have the most epic Minecraft server ever and they totally don’t play on it. Join us and, like, build epic structures and battle dragons and stuff. Plus, like, we have free diamond armor for all new players because we’re just that awesome. So, like, forget about those terrorist dudes and come play with us instead. It’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude!
