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Citrus MC

200 members, 24/7 operation, basic quality-of-life plugins, Citrus, diamond-based economy, discord community, fresh new map, Grief Protection, immersive multiplayer, leaderboard integration, member role, player-driven economy, pure vanilla, responsive staff, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, thrilling experience, Tpa, trade economy, Vanilla theme

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Star Shards Collected:	120	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Server IP	CITRUS-MC.COM
Server Discord	Discord
Server Map	Map
Version	1.9.x – 1.21

Looking for a thrilling and immersive multiplayer survival experience? Look no further than Citrus MC! Unlike other semi-vanilla SMP servers that bombard you with pay-to-win ranks, intrusive leaderboards, and an overload of plugins that detract from the pure vanilla experience, we prioritize your gameplay enjoyment.

After our initial success in 2023 and from listening to our members we decided to start a fresh new map for 1.21! We are now welcoming new and old members alike to join us for the second map.

To enhance your experience, we’ve carefully selected a range of basic quality-of-life plugins such as RTP, SETHOME, TPA, and even Discord chat integration. These additions are designed to improve your gameplay without compromising the pure nature of the vanilla experience.

In addition, we feature a diamond-based economy that seamlessly integrates with the vanilla theme of our server. Trade and thrive in a player-driven economy, where the value of your hard-earned diamonds shines through.

Join us at Citrus MC with over 200+ members on the discord and see what adventures await!

Features:

NEVER Pay To Win
Grief protection for all players
Discord community
Responsive staff members online 24/7
24/7 operation 20TPS/Lag free

Below is a link to our discord server, read the rules and react to automatically receive your member role.

https://discord.gg/7z8RBNyScA

Make new friends and enjoy a true Minecraft experience, here at Citrus MC, All of the features of Minecraft, are fully included, with no catch.

Server IP: CITRUS-MC.COM

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we never implement pay-to-win features on our server. Everyone has an equal playing field.
Do you have grief protection?	Yes, we offer grief protection for all players to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience.
How active is the staff?	Our staff members are online 24/7 and are always ready to assist players with any issues they may encounter.
Is the server lag-free?	Yes, we operate 24/7 at 20TPS to provide a lag-free experience for all players.

Ethereal Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Communication, Cultural differences, differentiation, Ethereal, Language, language barriers, language development, language differences, language distinctions, language evolution, language nuances, language structure, language variations, linguistic diversity, linguistics, national capital, provincial capital, Realm, regional capital, semantics, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Animals Bred:	101
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – they got a whole bunch of crazy shiz going on that will blow your mind! Like, did you know that in this server, the pigs can talk and the chickens can dance? It’s like a freakin’ animal party up in here! And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of apples! I know, right? It’s like a Minecraft miracle! Plus, the caves are filled with treasure chests that are guarded by ninja creepers. It’s like a whole new level of adventure, man! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Blowjob, Boundaries, CheaterCraft, Cheating, Communication, Drunk, emotions, Friend, Girlfriend, heterosexual, Humiliation, JOKE, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Motion, overreacting, Party, Questioning, relationship, Server, sex, Trust

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Love Letters Sent:	5

Are you tired of feeling betrayed and humiliated in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only betrayals you’ll face are from creepers blowing up your house! Our community is full of hilarious jokes and pranks, like pretending to pay for party supplies with virtual blowjobs. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating, so you can trust that your in-game girlfriend won’t be flirting with any exes. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

GFsGoneWildMC

anxiety, Boundaries, breakup threats, Communication, concert tickets, controlling girlfriend, Emotional Abuse, fear, Gaslighting, GFsGoneWildMC, Insecurity, Jealousy, location tracking, Manipulation, music artist, relationship issues, rules, social media, Spite, trust issues

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mines Excavated:	2909

Are you tired of being controlled by your significant other? Do you miss the days when you could listen to your favorite music without fear of breakup threats? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the tyranny of your partner!

Join our server and experience the freedom to explore, build, and mine without anyone telling you what to do. No more uninstalling apps to track your every move, no more giving up your favorite artists, and definitely no more missing out on concerts you’ve been looking forward to.

On our server, you can be your own boss, build your dream world, and listen to all the music you want without any judgment. Say goodbye to controlling partners and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join now and reclaim your independence!

PixelPals Minecraft SMP

classic video games, favorite quotes, gaming catchphrases, gaming memories, gaming memories forever, gaming nostalgia, gaming phrases, gaming quotes, gaming sayings, iconic lines, iconic video game quotes, memorable gaming moments, memorable phrases, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PixelPals, smp, unforgettable moments, video game, video game catchphrases, video game memories, video game nostalgia, video game quotes

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, like we’re basically living like Minecraft royalty. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Steve who likes to blow things up for fun, like he’s our own personal TNT dispenser. It’s hilarious, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a giant statue of Notch made entirely out of golden blocks, because why not? And every Saturday night, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (just kidding, it’s actually made of foam, but still cool, right?).

So if you wanna join in on the craziness and make some new friends (or enemies, depending on how good you are at PvP), then come on over to our Minecraft SMP and let the shenanigans begin! Remember, diamonds are forever, but our friendship is priceless. Let’s do this, gamers!

ToxicCraft: Block & Ban Fam

Ban, BLOCK, coping with toxic family, dealing with toxic family, Dysfunctional family, fam, family conflict, family counseling, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, family stress, Family Therapy, setting boundaries with family, toxic behavior, toxic family, toxic family members, toxic family support, toxic parents, toxic relationships, toxic relatives, toxic siblings, ToxicCraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your frustrations by building a giant lava pit to throw them into. Watch them burn while you laugh maniacally from your diamond throne. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them and together you can rule the Minecraft universe with an iron hoof!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life drama behind and come join us for some epic llama-led adventures on our Minecraft server. Your toxic family members won’t know what hit them!

TibetQuake Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, China, disaster response, earthquake, earthquake preparedness, emergency response, Fatalities, geological fault, Humanitarian Aid, infrastructure damage, Minecraft, natural disaster, rescue efforts, Richter scale, seismic activity, seismic intensity, seismic waves, Server, Sichuan province, tectonic plates, Tibet, TibetQuake, tremor

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing shaking is your booty while you build! we got more fun than a tibetan earthquake, with dozens of players dropping dead from laughter at how awesome this server is!

our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on top of mount everest, except without the freezing cold and lack of oxygen. you’ll be climbing to new heights of fun and excitement as you explore our vast world filled with surprises around every corner.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime! just make sure to hold on tight, because this server is gonna shake things up in the best way possible!

BlockBidenMergerMadness

antitrust, Biden administration, BlockBidenMergerMadness, business news, Competition, corporate, corporate merger, court case, economic impact, global market, government intervention., Industrial, lawsuit, legal action, legal dispute, Merger, Nippon, regulatory decision, steel industry, Trade, U.S. Steel

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

LOL, ok so like, imagine this: you join this EPIC Minecraft server and it’s like, the wildest ride of your life, bro. We got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even U.S. Steel and Nippon are suing the Biden administration over not being able to merge with us. That’s how LEGENDARY we are, fam.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you might even get to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers. YOLO, amirite?

Cousin Sleepover Fun!

acceptance, Boundaries, consent, controversial, cousin, Diversity, equality, family, Fun, Gay, Incest, judgment, LGBTQ, love, moral, relationships, sexual orientation, Sleeping, sleepover, societal norms, stigma, taboo

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Hey you! YEAH YOU! Do you love Minecraft but get bored of the same old servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of insanity and chaos that will have you questioning your own sanity!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! That’s right, you can dance the night away with explosive beats and killer tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle? Well, on our server, you can! Our fearless leader, Steve the Pig Rider, will guide you through epic quests and battles that will have you laughing until you cry!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret society of llama farmers who are also expert ninjas. You never know when they’ll swoop in and save the day with their deadly spitting skills!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! And remember, on our server, sleeping with your cousin isn’t wrong if you’re both gay!

Forever Chem FunCraft

Brain, chem.., Chemicals, discovery, Environmental, findings, forever chemicals, funcraft, health, Implications, investigation, molecular clues, nervous system, neurotoxic effects, perfluorinated alkyl substances, Pollution, polyfluorinated alkyl substances, research, Science, study, Toxicity, Toxins

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Dragon Scales Harvested:	331
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

so, like, u know those forever chemicals that sound all fancy and stuff? well, turns out they can mess with ur brain, like, big time. but, like, don’t worry, cuz we found a way to, like, make them fun! join our minecraft server and u can, like, build a whole world out of forever chemicals! it’s, like, totally safe and definitely won’t turn u into a mutant or anything. plus, u get to, like, battle other players with forever chemical weapons and ride forever chemical-powered unicorns. it’s, like, the most epic adventure ever, dude. so, like, come join us and let’s get weird with forever chemicals!