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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 2240 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Potions Brewed: | 140 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft SMP where only the purest of players are allowed? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, even the mobs are virgins. That’s right, no non-virgin creepers blowing up your builds here!
Join us if you want to be surrounded by only the most pristine players who have never even looked at another block in a lewd way. Our community is so pure, even the Ender Dragon is saving itself for marriage.
So come on down to our SMP and experience a world where virginity is the ultimate currency. Who needs diamonds when you can have the purity of a thousand snow golems? Join now and remember, only virgins allowed!
