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NoBudsAllowedMC

baby, compromise, cost, couples trip, driving limitations, dynamics, dynamics change, exclusion, exclusionary trip, Friends, group trips, Itinerary, long distance, married couples, NoBudsAllowedMC, North America, pick up trucks, private moments, single friend, wild camping

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Farms Harvested:	593
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Animals Bred:	26

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where you can rent pick-up trucks for wild camping with your closest friends, without any single friends ruining the vibe. No need to worry about someone 5th wheeling or changing the dynamics of your trip – this server is strictly for married couples only!

Experience the thrill of driving through virtual landscapes, setting up camp, and enjoying private moments with your partner before the baby questions start creeping in. Don’t compromise on your dream vacation – join our server and leave the single friends behind!

So, are you ready to embark on this epic journey with us? Join now and let the adventure begin!

CraftyLoveGoneWrong

analyzing relationships, chemistry, Communication Issues, compatibility, CraftyLoveGoneWrong, DATING, dating advice, dating mistakes, emotional intelligence, first date, love, missed connections, missed opportunity, personal growth, rejection, relationships, romance, second chances, self improvement, Social Skills

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6588	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241
Emeralds Found:	5025	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Are you tired of being ghosted after the first date? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that because our players are too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to even think about dating! Join us and you’ll never have to suffer through another awkward first date again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon tried to swipe right on it! So come on, join us and find love in the world of blocks and pixels.

CraftyComrades: From Russia with Love

arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyComrades, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, embassy reports, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international affairs, international relations, Israel, love, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military equipment, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Votes:	3539
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got so much craziness going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, the other day, we had a whole army of chickens take over the spawn point. It was cluckin’ chaos, man.

And get this, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. I’m talkin’ diamond armor for days, bro. You wanna be decked out in bling? Join our server and you’ll be blinged out like a boss.

Oh, and did I mention the epic battles we have? We’re talkin’ PvP like you’ve never seen before. It’s like a war zone out there, with players dukin’ it out for control of the land. You wanna be a warrior? Join our server and show ’em who’s boss.

So, like, why should you join our server? Because we’re the craziest, most insane Minecraft server out there. We got chickens, bling, and epic battles. What more could you ask for, bro? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Eternal Procrastination Zone

destructive force, ETERNAL, eternal consequences, eternal consequences of procrastination, eternal life, eternal life challenges, eternal procrastination, Existence, fear of death, IMMORTALITY, immortality consequences, immortality risks, laziness, life extension, long life, Longevity, procrastination, procrastination dangers, productivity, Time management, time wastage, Zone

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	41
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can live forever and never have to worry about gettin old or dyin!! u can procrastinate all u want cuz time dont mean nothin here!! u can build the biggest, baddest castle ever and never have to leave cuz u cant die!! join now and become the ultimate procrastinator in the land of eternal life!! #procrastinationnation #minecraftimmortality

Galactic FRB Outskirts – Dead Galaxy

ancient galaxy, astronomical discovery, Astronomical Observations, Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial objects, cosmic phenomenon, Dead, deep space, elliptical galaxy, Fast Radio Burst, FRB, Galactic, Galaxy, galaxy classification, galaxy evolution, galaxy formation, galaxy origins, galaxy outskirts, galaxy research, outskirts, radio astronomy, radio signals, space exploration

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Buildings Constructed:	32

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like outta dis world, literally! we got fast radio bursts comin from the outskirts of an ancient, dead galaxy. like, who knew u could find dat in minecraft, amirite? it’s like we’re bringin outer space to u, right in ur own lil blocky world. u ain’t gonna find dis kinda craziness anywhere else, so u better join now before u miss out on all da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u don’t like havin a blast and makin new friends in da most outta dis world way possible. so what u waitin for? come join us and let’s explore da galaxy together, one block at a time!

Ephemeral Echoes 1.21.2

“Youth, 1.21.2, aging, Echoes, ephemeral, feeling disconnected, feeling left behind, getting older, life passing by, life stages, Memories, missing out, Nostalgia, Reflection, Reminiscing, sad, short life, Stuck, teenager, time flies, Time management, time passing, time slipping away

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Bro, forget about all that depressing stuff and join our Minecraft server!

We got pixelated pigs flying in the sky, diamond armor that makes you look like a blinged-out rapper, and creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing you up!

You’ll forget all about your sad real life when you’re building a castle with a moat filled with lava (for extra security, duh).

Plus, on our server, time doesn’t fly by, it’s like time is on pause so you can enjoy every moment of blocky bliss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and never worry about getting older or missing out on life again!

Crazy Block Land

Altcoin, Bitcoin, BLOCK, Blockchain, btc, chainlink, crash, crazy, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, ETH, Investment, Land, Link, market, price, profit potential., safe haven, speculation, Trading, Value, volatility

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Love Letters Sent:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Potions Brewed:	85

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecrafters! This server ain’t about no chainlink, it’s all about that bitcoin crash, ya feel me? Chainlink is on the rise, up 6% against BTC and 13% against ETH. When BTC crashes for real, LINK will be our safe haven. Even if BTC drops to $10000, LINK will hold its value. Join us, fellow linkies, and let’s make it big together in this crazy Minecraft world! Let’s goooooo!

WeddingBlockParty

age, amicable terms, backhanded decision, Breakup, Communication, Decision making, Disappointment, Drama, ex-partner, friendship, inconsiderate, mature relationships, partner, past relationships, plus one, rejection, special day, Support, VALUES, wedding invitation, WeddingBlockParty

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	8296
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Towns Built:	9

Are you tired of boring weddings where drama is strictly prohibited? Join our Minecraft server where drama is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

Picture this: you’re at a virtual wedding, ready to witness the union of two pixelated players, when suddenly your ex shows up and all hell breaks loose. Will you choose to bring your partner and risk a virtual showdown? Or will you go solo and show everyone that you don’t need anyone to have a good time?

Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unlikely of places (or pixels). So why wait? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!

CraftyTrump’s Aid Freeze: Ukraine Unfrozen!

90 day, aid, aid distribution, controversy, CraftyTrumps, decision, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, FREEZE, Government, international relations, military assistance, military support, policy, Politics, president, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, Ukraine scandal, Unfrozen, united states, untouched

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mines Excavated:	1834	Void Armor Forged:	12

join our server and build a wall to keep out the creepers, just like trump wants to keep out the immigrants! but don’t worry, our server is very inclusive and welcomes all players, even if you’re a zombie or a skeleton!

rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and will give you diamonds if you can beat him in a dance-off. but be careful, his moves are killer!

we have a secret underground base where you can find rare items and treasure, but watch out for the lava pits and traps set by the evil ender dragon!

come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community on the internet. who needs foreign aid when you have a server this epic?!

PixelPest’s Speedy Cam

advanced imaging, Breakthrough, cam, Camera, cutting-edge technology, Development, frame rate, high frame rate, high speed, innovative technology, insect vision, Insect-eye, insect-inspired, low cost, optical design, PixelPests, rapid capture, research, scientific discovery, sensitivity, small size, Speedy, thin camera

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	248	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	531599
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Void Armor Forged:	15
Dimension Hops:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have insect-eye-inspired cameras that capture 9,120 frames per second!! you can watch every block break in super slow motion, it’s like watching a snail race but way more exciting!!! our researchers have worked tirelessly to develop this low-cost, high-speed camera that is thinner than a piece of paper!! why settle for regular old cameras when you can have this bad boy on our server?? join now for the most intense minecraft experience of your life, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a snail, then maybe you will)!!!