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CraftyGF Server: Where Cute Meets Cool in 502 Days

#youtube, Bocchi, Cool, cool interests, CraftyGF, cute, cute gf, Days, feeling good, Loneliness, MANIFESTING, manifesting desires, manifesting dreams, manifesting future, manifesting goals, manifesting happiness, manifesting love, manifesting partner, manifesting relationships, manifesting success, meets, personal growth, positivity, self improvement, Server, Single life

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the quest for a cute gf with cool interests continues on Day 502! Are you tired of being bocchi and ready to mingle with like-minded players? Join us and manifest your dream partner while building epic structures and battling fierce mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly pets. Will you be the one to uncover this mind-blowing secret and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this legendary community. Watch our hilarious video at this link and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty McCraftface

Anime, Arakawa, Authors, Crafty, Creators, debatable quality, female mangakas, grander scheme, History, Industry, kui, Manga, McCraftface, measurable capacity, Naoko, Pedestal, Relevant, unimportant

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	New Chunks Explored:	849228
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we celebrate the one and only QUEEN of manga, alongside Naoko of course! Join us as we embark on a journey through the GRAND world of Minecraft, shaped by the LEGENDARY influence of this iconic creator.

Forget about those other female mangakas, like Arakawa and Kui, who have made works of debatable quality. They are IRRELEVANT in comparison to the GODDESS we worship on this server. Only the best for our players!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of something truly EPIC and LEGENDARY in the world of Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the CRAZINESS that awaits you!

Pixel Pervs & Creepers

/aco/sdg, /d/nai, /e/sdg, /g/sdg, /h/hdg, /soc/ai+nude, /trash/sdg, /vt/vtai, ai, animation, Archive, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CREEPERS, DEGEN, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, FlashGames, Forge, guides, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Milk Plant, models, New User Guide, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, Tags for Prompting, Wiki

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the Milk Plant Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to milk a cow in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Our server is filled with udderly ridiculous opportunities to milk all sorts of animals and plants. Who knew plants could produce milk, right?

– Want to merge blocks in a way that defies all logic and reason? Our server has a block merging feature that will make your brain explode with confusion and delight. It’s like playing Minecraft on a whole new level of insanity!

– Need a break from the usual Minecraft experience? How about trying out our ComfyUI, Automatic1111, Forge, SD.Next, or Easy Diffusion options? These tools will make your Minecraft gameplay so comfy and automatic that you’ll never want to leave.

– And let’s not forget about the Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section of our server. Explore all sorts of weird and wonderful creations that will make you question your sanity and your taste in Minecraft mods.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world of madness and mayhem like never before! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for the absurd.

ManlyCraft: Where Everyone’s a Man (Even in a Dress)

Bigotry, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, dress, Everyones, Eyeballs, FAGGOT, Gender Identity, HARMFUL, Hate Speech, Homophobia, hurtful, ignorance, inappropriate, intolerance, LGBTQ, man, man in a dress, ManlyCraft, nonstop, offensive, prejudice, Wigs

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Zombie Dances:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server, where you won’t find any men in dresses, unless they’re wearing diamond armor! Say goodbye to those pesky faggot men in wigs, because on our server, the only fabulous thing you’ll see is the sparkling diamonds you’ll mine. Join us for a glamorous adventure filled with dazzling treasures and epic battles. Don’t let those faggots ruin your Minecraft experience, come play with us and let your inner diva shine!

Crafty Coward’s Challenge: Do it Now!

ambitious, bold, branding, challenge, Company, cowards, Crafty, Creative, dream job, funny, Gaming, humor, IMMEDIATELY, Marketing, mascot, Proposal, Request, spokesperson, Square Enix, video games, Wife, wife goals

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Crops Grown:	1052	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a soft spot for players who can beat them in a game of rock, paper, scissors. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

EldenCraft: Where You Can Actually Finish the Game

action RPG, Being, Bosses, Challenging, Combat, elden ring, EldenCraft, Exploration, FANTASY, fiber, Finish, FromSoftware, Frustration, Game, Gaming, GOD, hate, Immersive, Miyazaki, open world, RAGE, things, video games

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5770
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	274	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from those annoying things that make you want to pull your hair out! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced to dubstep. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of UNICORNS and battle evil LLAMAS with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. It’s a total blast!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this INSANE Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

Pixel Politics: MineCraft Mayhem

Democracy, elections, Governance, Government, legislation, MAYHEM, Minecraft, PIXEL, policy making, political analysis, political behavior, political consequences, political culture, political discourse, political implications, political influence, political parties, Political power, political science, political theory, Politics, public opinion, society

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only political implications are deciding whether to be a potato or a carrot in our virtual world!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing zombies who will teach you the latest moves to impress your friends.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens while wearing a suit made of enchanted armor?

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creeper surprises)!

CraftyNikke’s LOLz Server #2151

#union raid, Active Codes, Android, anniversary code, anniversary show, arrival soon, be with commander, Costume Passes, CraftyNikkes, crown, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, gacha, Game Download, General Info, Ios, kingdom celebration, Land Eater, Livestream, lolz, Mission Pass, new players, Optimization, PC, Server, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Potions Brewed:	52
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join now and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Reasons to join our server: – We have unicorns roaming around the spawn area, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle! – Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat them while mining! – The creeper explosions are replaced with confetti blasts, making them more fun than scary! – You can build a castle in the sky and have a pet dragon guarding it! – Our zombie villagers are actually friendly and will trade you rare items for emeralds!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Download the game now on Android, iOS, or PC and start your adventure today!

Remember: ALL DATES/TIMES LISTED BELOW ARE UTC+9, so make sure to adjust your schedule accordingly to join our epic events and quests!

Join now and let the madness begin!

GF-Free Zone Minecraft Server

Abuse, Boundaries, Communication, counseling, domestic violence, empowerment, gf, GFFree, hitting gf, love, mental health, Minecraft, no hitting, relationship, Respect, self-care, Server, Support, tfw, Therapy, TOXIC, Unhealthy, violence, Zone

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	594826	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Votes:	6835
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of hitting blocks in Minecraft but wish you could hit something else? Look no further, because on our server, tfw no hitting gf, you can hit all the girlfriends you want! Just kidding, that would be terrible. But you can hit all the creepers, zombies, and skeletons that stand in your way!

Join our server for a chance to build the most epic base ever, complete with a moat filled with lava and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots lasers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, like the elusive rainbow sheep and the majestic flying pig. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take on the Ender Dragon while riding a giant chicken!

So why wait? Join tfw no hitting gf today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs a hitting girlfriend when you have a whole world of adventure waiting for you?

AnimeCraft: Where Weeb Meets Blocks

Adventure, animation, Anime, AnimeCraft, blocks, Characters, creativity, culture, Departure, discovery, Entertainment, escapism, Exploration, Fandom, imagination, Journey, Manga, meets, Otaku, Passion, series, storytelling, weeb, world

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Votes:	4455	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we depart into the world of anime like never before! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because we have transformed the Minecraft experience into a wacky anime adventure!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where creepers wear kawaii outfits and zombies break out into dance routines. Our server is filled with outrageous characters and insane storylines that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your Minecraft character look like a true anime hero. And don’t even get us started on the modern HTML formatting we use to make our server stand out from the rest.

So why wait? Join us now and lol your way through the world of Minecraft like never before! We promise you won’t regret it (but your friends might be jealous of your epic adventures).