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TechTards Minecraft Server

financial analysis, financial literacy, ignorance, investing, irrational exuberance, lack of knowledge, market behavior, market hype, market trends, Minecraft, misconceptions, Misinformation, nvda, overestimating, overvaluing, retards, Server, stock evaluation, stock market, Tech illiterate, Technology, TechTards, Valuation

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8126
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with tech illiterate noobs who can’t even spell “redstone” correctly? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the NVDA-loving geniuses out there!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building insane contraptions using nothing but NVDA! Want to create a flying machine that can take you to the moon and back? NVDA can make it happen! Need a redstone contraption that can automatically mine diamonds for you? NVDA has got your back!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the founder of our server is actually a secret NVDA agent who can hack into any player’s inventory and fill it with unlimited diamonds! And if you manage to find the hidden NVDA temple within the server, you’ll be granted access to a secret room filled with enchanted gear that will make you the most powerful player in the game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those tech illiterate retards what real Minecraft skills look like!NVDA for life, baby!

CraftyCommiesNKandRU

Alliance, Attack, Breakthrough, cooperation, CraftyCommiesNKandRU, Defense, Diplomacy, international relations, Military, Mutual assistance, North Korea, Partnership, Protection, putin, Putin Russia North Korea partnership, russia, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, Unity

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Items Found:	6069
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

so, like, u know how putin and north korea are, like, bffs now? well, they decided to team up and make this epic minecraft server together! like, can u even imagine the craziness that’s gonna go down on this server?

if u join, u get to be part of this historic alliance and, like, fight off any attackers together. it’s gonna be, like, the ultimate test of teamwork and strategy. plus, u get to hang out with putin and kim jong un in the virtual world. how cool is that?

and, like, if u need a break from all the intense battles, u can just chill and build, like, the most epic base ever. u can even invite your friends to join in on the fun and, like, create a whole new world together.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this server now and be part of this, like, totally insane adventure with putin and kim jong un. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic minecraft experience ever!

CraftyMindz Server

/r/Showerthoughts, #announcement, accessibility, bacon, CHANGE, changes, CraftyMindz, CRISPY, crunchy, discussion, Enjoyable, Favorite, FLOPPY, ideas, INPUT, Quality, Server, Soft, Stimulating, submissions, subreddit, Updates

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	186	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

hey there gamers!

are you ready for the most epic minecraft server of all time? well, look no further because this server is gonna blow your mind!

we are making some crazy changes to this server to make it more fun, more exciting, and just overall better. we are getting rid of all the boring stuff and adding in a ton of new features that will make your minecraft experience like no other.

join us and experience the thrill of building the most insane creations, battling epic mobs, and exploring endless worlds. trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

answer these important questions for us: – what do you love most about minecraft? – what would you change about this server if you could? – should bacon be crunchy, crispy, soft, or floppy? (we know, random but important)

so come on, join us and let’s make this the best minecraft server ever! we can’t wait to see what crazy adventures we’ll have together. let’s do this!

BrainWaveZzzCraft

arousal levels, blood oxygen levels, brain activity, brain function, brain health, brain scans, brain waves, BrainWaveZzzCraft, Breathing, distorted results, false detection, fMRI results, heart rates, medical imaging, neuronal activity, neuroscience, Relaxed, research, Scan, sleepy, study

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where ur brain scans will be so lit u won’t even believe it! we got fMRI results that will blow ur mind cuz our players are so relaxed and sleepy that their breathing and heart rates are off the charts, making the blood oxygen levels in their brains go wild! u won’t find this kind of neuronal activity anywhere else, so come join the fun and see for urself! who needs real life when u can have a brain scan party in minecraft?!

CenationsWorld

Adventure, city projects, collaboration, Competition, creativity, Economy, Jobs System, Land, new friends, Plot, Plot Protection, Plots, PvP, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Village projects, whatsapp group

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Welcome to Cenations, a Minecraft server featuring Plots for private land, a Jobs system for income and skills, and an economy. Together with cenations, players can build, collaborate, and compete in city or village projects. With plot protection, your creativity is safeguarded. Join Cenations for adventure, new friends, and an unforgettable Minecraft experience

We also have a WhatsApp groupCopy Link To Join:chat.whatsapp.com/LrFh3tfp9mr8EJhqhIMudk

Plot, Survival, Skyblock, PVP (Coming Soon)

play.cenations.my.id:25568

Time’s Ticking Minecraft Server

communism, leftist activism, leftist agenda, leftist awareness, leftist future, leftist movement, leftist perspective, leftist philosophy, leftist time constraints, leftist urgency, Leftists, limited time, Minecraft, political awareness, political beliefs, political change, political consciousness, political ideology, progressive movement, Server, socialism, Ticking, time is running out, Times

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	64	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Villages Defended:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	New Chunks Explored:	536587
Dragon Scales Harvested:	200	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Are you tired of being surrounded by boring old leftists in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where leftists are on limited time! That’s right, we have a special countdown clock just for them. Watch as they scramble to build their utopian society before time runs out and chaos ensues! Join now for a chance to witness the ultimate leftist meltdown in blocky pixel form. Hurry, before the clock runs out on them!

MatchCraft Server

MatchCraft, Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for our daily 3 matches where players battle it out in epic PvP showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or falling off your seat laughing, either way works)!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-studded pigs that fly around and grant wishes to lucky players who find them! And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

CookieDropPartyNoInvite

3d printed, busy, cookie cutters, CookieDropPartyNoInvite, COOKIES, decorating, drop off, Friend, gift, going away, invited, overwhelmed, Party, Proud, snubbed, sugar cookies, Summer job, supplies, Tears, Theme, used

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	127	Dimension Hops:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Divine Spears Created:	23

Are you tired of being taken advantage of like a cookie delivery service? Join our Minecraft server where we value your hard work and dedication! No more tears over detailed cookies that go unappreciated – on our server, your creations will be celebrated like the masterpieces they are. Plus, we have a special 3D printer that can create cookie cutters for any theme you desire. Say goodbye to being snubbed and hello to a community that truly appreciates your efforts. Join now and let your creativity shine!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

big realizations, blocktopia, epiphanies, life changing moments, life improvement, life lessons, mindset shift, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, Positive Change, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, self-realization journey, Server, transformation

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts throwing emeralds at you. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with wacky events like this that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyDisappointments

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Have you ever tried being a professional llama whisperer? Yeah, turns out those fluffy creatures are actually super sassy and will spit in your face without warning. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can leave the drama llamas behind and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players!

Join us for a chance to become the ultimate block-building master and show off your skills in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted toilet seat (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, now you can on our server where pigs sprout wings and shoot laser beams from their eyes (Disclaimer: laser beams may cause spontaneous combustion).

So why waste your time with boring jobs when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures of your virtual life!

MissileCraft Server: $360M Upgrade!

360M, arms sale, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, defense spending, defense systems, defense technology, Drones, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military equipment, MissileCraft, Missiles, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, Upgrade, US, weapons

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

so, liek, u know how taiwan is liek, always tryna flex on china? well, now they got $360 million worth of arms to do it with. they got missiles, drones, all dat good stuff. so, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u gotta be ready to flex on ur enemies too. we got all the weapons and tools u need to dominate the game. come join us and show everyone who’s boss. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items. but shh, don’t tell anyone. join now and become a legend in the minecraft world.