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TechTakedown: NoMoreMinecraft

apple watch, browser history, Confront, devices, Grades, grounding, internet access, ipad, iPhone, laptop, NoMoreMinecraft, parenting, parenting challenges, racism, reddit, School, sexism, snooping, STEM, TechTakedown, teenager, throwaway account

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Void Armor Forged:	29	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your son off Reddit and away from posting outrageous stories? Look no further! Our server is so addicting, he won’t even have time to think about fake stories or sexist remarks.

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and building epic structures. No time for sexism or racism here, just good old-fashioned fun!

Plus, if your son tries to sneak back onto Reddit, we have a special plugin that will teleport him straight into a pit of creepers. It’s the perfect punishment for those who can’t resist the allure of fake internet points.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around, where the only drama is whether or not you can survive the night. Trust us, your son will thank you for it (eventually).

BombingBlocks Minecraft Server

activism, athlete, Bombing, BombingBlocks, children, Conflict, controversy, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Olympian, opening ceremony, Palestinian, Planes, political statement, protest, Server, Shirt, sports, violence

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

so, like, u know how olympians r supposed to be all about sportsmanship and unity and stuff? well, not this palestinian olympian! he showed up to the opening ceremony wearing a shirt with planes bombing children on it! like, what the heck, dude? but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u can wear whatever crazy shirts u want! we don’t judge here, we just build insane structures and have a blast! come join us for some epic adventures and maybe wear a shirt with unicorns shooting rainbows out of their butts or something, who knows! just come hang out and have a good time, we promise it’ll be a blast!

MineCraftTaxHavens

#sustainability, Brazil, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change mitigation, climate crisis, economic inequality, environmental activism, environmental justice, environmental policy, global super-rich, government policy, income inequality, MineCraftTaxHavens, Morally, progressive taxation, radical plan, social justice, Tax, wealth redistribution

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Votes:	7002
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Animals Bred:	170
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

so like, u know how the world is all like, burning and stuff? well, our server has this radical plan to save the planet – by taxing all the global super-rich players! like, they have all the diamonds and emeralds anyway, so why not use them to save the environment, right?

join our server and be part of the revolution! help us fight against climate change while building epic castles and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that’s making a real difference in the world?

so come on, join us and be a hero! save the planet, one block at a time. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server? yeah, you definitely want to be a part of that action. trust us, it’s gonna be epic.

1.21 Glorp RPG: Where creepers cry when they see your diamond sword

Bosses, Brewery X Plugin, combat features, Craftable Gear, CREEPERS, cry, Custom Enchants, Custom Resources, Diamond, Economy, Economy Overhaul, elite mobs, Extra Furniture, Factions, glorp, Glorp RPG, Interactive Spawn Area, Lottery System, Pets, Player Economy, PvP, Quests, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Skills, smp, sword

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Potions Brewed:	32
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25

🎇 Glorp RPG 🎇
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IP: glorprpg.pl
Discord: https://discord.com/invite/yTFtVD7kA9
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About Us:

Welcome to Glorp RPG, a server where community and adventure come together! Whether you’re looking to build a thriving town, conquer challenging bosses, or master unique skills, Glorp RPG offers something for everyone. Join our active and friendly community today!

At Glorp RPG, development is an ongoing process. Our dedicated staff team is always working on updates and new features. By joining our Discord, you’ll stay up-to-date with multiple weekly updates and a thorough suggestions system where players can propose and discuss new features or changes.

Main Features:

Economy Overhaul: We’ve revamped our economy from the ground up, offering a balanced and engaging system with improved currency management and exciting new ways to earn and spend your in-game money.

What’s Next?

We’re not stopping here! We’re planning to add even more features after launch and will soon release a detailed roadmap.

FAQ:

Q: How do I join Glorp RPG?	A: You can join our server by connecting to glorprpg.pl in Minecraft.
Q: Can I suggest new features for the server?	A: Yes, we have a suggestions system on our Discord where players can propose and discuss new features or changes.

DivineCraft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, belief in God, BIBLE, Christian, christian music, divine guidance, divine presence, divine protection, DivineCraft, Eternal Love, FAITH, GOD, Hope, Minecraft, never forsake me, never leave me, Preserve, salvation, scripture, Server, SPIRITUAL, Trust, Worship

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. True story, bro. And that’s not all! Our server is protected by the power of God himself. That’s right, you’ll never be alone because God will be by your side, fighting off zombies and building epic structures with you. So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most divine Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! 🙌🏼🔥🐰 #BlessedMinecraftLife

SMPixelated – Minecraft SMP: Endwalker Edition

Casual CC Sync Meetup, Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, Edition, endwalker, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XIV Community, Final Fantasy XIV Updates, Free Companies, gaming events, Gold Saucer, In-game Events, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, MEETUPS, Minecraft, online gaming, patch notes, Rafflesia, Resources, sephirot, smp, SMPixelated, Tuliyollal Instance, Tural Thread Throwdown, Wolves’ Den Pier

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few griefers, but who cares about them when you can join our epic Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign! That’s right, just by playing on our server, you can win exclusive in-game rewards that will make your friends jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our upcoming meetups, like the Tural Thread Throwdown where we will settle once and for all who the true master of threads is. Or how about the /xivg/ Mahjong Open Tournament at the Gold Saucer? Show off your mad Mahjong skills and win fabulous prizes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Casual CC Sync Meetup on top of the Wolves’ Den Pier. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down there, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let the fun begin! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any lost items due to griefers or accidental explosions caused by overzealous players)

GFsugarDaddyHouseNoThanks

aita, amazing, canceling purchase, Conversation, DATING, discovery, family, gf, GFsugarDaddyHouseNoThanks, home, House, Job, Loss, love, Morals, Moving, Moving in, OF account, sugar daddy websites, UNCOMFORTABLE, worth it

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream home without worrying about sugar daddy websites or OnlyFans accounts.

On our server, you can explore new lands, mine for rare resources, and battle epic monsters – all without the stress of real-life relationship drama. Who needs a sugar daddy when you can mine for diamonds and gold in our virtual world?

So why join our server? Well, where else can you escape from the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate among our friendly community of players.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. And remember, on our server, the only sugar daddy you need is the one made of pixels!

ScentCraft SMP: SeductiveSmells

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Animals Bred:	112	Void Gems Collected:	36
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3858	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Have you ever been wandering through the forests of our Minecraft SMP and suddenly caught a whiff of freshly baked cake? That’s right, our server is known for its tantalizing scents that will have you drooling in no time. Join us and experience the most seducing smells you’ve ever felt, from sizzling bacon to enchanting potions brewing in our magical cauldrons. Who needs perfume when you have the aromatic wonders of our Minecraft world? Come join us and let your nose be tantalized like never before!

CraftyCompanions

Caring, Compassionate, CraftyCompanions, dependable, Empathetic, friendship, Fun, genuine, good listener, Honest, KIND, long-term relationships, Loyal, nonjudgmental, Qualities, Reliable, respectful, supportive, trustworthy, Understanding, Value

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	106	Dimension Hops:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Votes:	2137	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us if you value friends who can build a house out of diamond blocks in under a minute, ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, and tell jokes that will make you laugh so hard your character might just fall off a cliff.

Our server is the perfect place to find friends who will go on epic quests with you to find the mythical “Golden Notch” (a rare block that grants wishes), have dance parties with creepers, and even have a pet dragon that will roast your enemies for you.

So come join us and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MaliMayhemCraft

Africa, AMBUSHED, assault, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Dozens Killed, international news, Mali, MaliMayhemCraft, Mercenaries, Mercenary Group, Military Contractors, Military operations, Private Military Company, Reports, Security Contractors, security forces, Wagner PMC, warzone

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Farms Harvested:	392	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can be a wagner PMC mercenary and fight off crazy ambushes in mali!!! dozens killed but u can survive and be a legend in dis virtual world!!! build ur own base, craft epic weapons, and take down ur enemies in epic battles!!! join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, just like real life but in blocky form!!! let’s goooooo!!!

ToxicCraft: Where Deceit meets Narcissism

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Dimension Hops:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Yo, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got all the dark personality traits up in here! We got deceitful players who will poach yo girl faster than you can say “blocky booty.” And don’t even get me started on our narcissistic players, they be flexin’ their jealousy and benevolent sexism like it’s nobody’s business. And if you’re feeling vindictive, well, you’ll fit right in with our crew who are all about that sexual harassment acceptance. So come on down to our server, where the drama is as thick as our pixelated trees!