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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 1494 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
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