#technowhatislove Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Yanks

America, American dream, athletes, best team, Champions, Competition, Crafty, dominant force, national pride, pride, red white and blue, sports, stars and stripes, success, teamwork, top performers, triumph, Unbeatable, Usa, Victory, WINNERS, Yanks

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9043
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and become part of Team America, the most epic team in all of Minecraft history! We dominate the virtual world with our insane building skills and unbeatable PvP tactics.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama-riding aliens who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Join us and help fight off the alien invasion while riding llamas into battle and wielding diamond swords made from meteorite ore.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Tuesday. Because why not?

Crafty Fap Adventures – Minecraft Server

adult content, Adventures, arousal, Crafty, desire, dirty talk, Discord, FANTASY, Fap, fappy talky, fetishes, jerk off, kink, Lust, Minecraft, Naughty, NSFW, Pleasure, Release, Roleplay, satisfaction, Server, sexual talk, steaming body, taboo

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, chat with fellow players about all things naughty, and even have a little…alone time.

In our Steaming Body edition, you can show off your hottest skins and strut your stuff in front of all your new friends. And who knows, you might even find a special someone to join you in your virtual escapades. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on /dft/ and let the fun begin!

Blocky Hospital LOLz

Actor, biden, blocky, crime, Diversity, diversity inclusion, Entertainment, fox news, general hospital, Hollywood, Hospital, inclusion, investigation, Johnny Wactor, lolz, Los Angeles, murder, News, society, star, television, Tragedy, Weimerica

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

BloodCraft: Where we spill pixels better than WCW! LOL

action-packed, athletes, Blood, blood spots, Bloodcraft, Championship, Competition, dramatic, Entertainment, flame spots, INTENSE, lol, Performance, pixels, professional wrestling, Ring, Rivalry, showmanship, Spill, Sports Entertainment, Spots, WCW, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to bring the heat? Look no further than our server! We do blood spots better than WCW and flame spots better than WWE! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in the ring with Stone Cold Steve Austin himself. Join us for some epic battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on our server!

CraftyVR – Blocky Banter Zone

Assetto Corsa, banter, blocky, CraftyVR, Dirt Rally 2 club, EU Assetto Corsa, EU Contractors, EU Pavlov, fallout 4, Game recommendations, Game Resources, Headset Selection, Idol Event, mahjong tournament, maid cafe, Meido Edition, Minecraft, NA Pavlov, NA Walkabout Minigolf, Race War, Real Suffering, SEA Breachers, virtual reality, VRC Screenshots, VRChat Events, vtol vr, Zone

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	74	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Our “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering” Meido Edition Headset Selection will have you feeling like you’re actually in the game – and trust us, the suffering is real (but in a fun way, we promise).

Join us for our Maid Cafe event on June 1st, where you can role-play as a cute maid serving up virtual treats to your fellow players. Or how about our upcoming Race War in early/mid June, where you can battle it out on the virtual racetrack for glory and bragging rights?

And don’t even get us started on our VRChat events – from mahjong tournaments to idol events, we’ve got something for everyone. Plus, with regularly hosted multiplayer games like NA Pavlov and EU Assetto Corsa, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So grab your Meido Edition headset, jump into our Minecraft world, and get ready for some outrageous fun and unforgettable experiences. See you in the virtual realm!

PLAPless Peasant Minecraft Server – Where Not Buying PLAP is a Crime! Join Now!

Buying, crime, he didn’t buy, Join, long trail tag, Minecraft, PEASANT, PLAP, PLAPless, Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Magic Items Found:	5208	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of being a noob on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to level up your Minecraft skills and become a true legend in the game!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn that will guide you through the land of rainbows and diamonds. We have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots and dancing villagers that will trade you rare items for free!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary PLAP (Potato Lover’s Association Party) where players gather to celebrate the almighty potato and its powers of infinite hunger satisfaction. If you didn’t buy PLAP, then you’re missing out on all the potato-tastic fun!

So come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a noob, be a legend on our server!

TurtleSMP

Auctions, bets, Community, Friends, iTurtle23, Jobs, protection stones, Random TP, smp, Survival, TurtleSMP, twitch, VIP Ranks

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Divine Spears Created:	24
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

The best SMP survival to have fun with your friends join now.

We have the SurvivalSMP mode, a mode with Jobs, Protection Stones, Random TP, Bets, Auctions, VIP Ranks and best of all we are a close-knit community.

Twitch: iTurtle23

51.222.147.236:25592

HeartburnCraft: Where we hope you don’t lose your soul in the fiery depths of our economy-driven world!

Active, Active Economy, anti-grief, Auctions, Block logging, Community, dedicated machine., dedicated server, Depths, Discord, dont, Economy, economydriven, fiery, Friendly, hard difficulty, HeartburnCraft, Hope, Inventory rollback, Land claiming, large world, Leveling system, LOSE, Marriage plugin, multiplayer, no automatic farms, No Resets, Pets, Player Shops, Player Warps, rules, smp, Soul, statistics, Survival, world

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	196
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Farms Harvested:	186
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Server Name	HearthCraft
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Start Date	October 2018
Server IP	play.hearthcraft.net
Website	https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord	https://discord.hearthcraft.net

Overview

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018. The server features a variety of plugins and a dedicated server for an optimal gameplay experience. The server prides itself on its active community and fair gameplay.

Features

No server resets
No pay-to-win paid perks
Resource worlds that reset monthly
Live map available at https://map.hearthcraft.net
Zero tolerance for hate speech
Pet system, land claiming, marriage plugin
Active economy system with player shops, auctions, and more
Leaderboards with various categories
Runs on dedicated hardware in Virginia
Uses Purpur for server optimization
Block logging and inventory rollback
Difficulty set to Hard

FAQ

Q: Can I grief on the server?

A: No, the server has a zero-tolerance policy for any form of griefing.

Q: Are there pay-to-win features on the server?

A: No, HearthCraft does not have any pay-to-win paid perks.

Q: Is the server hardware dedicated?

A: Yes, the server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server with the IP play.hearthcraft.net

Q: Are there any automatic farm limitations on the server?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

PushyButtonCraft

action, Button, Caution, Choice, consequences, Curiosity, decision, Dilemma, impulse, Mystery, outcome, PRESSURE, push, PushyButtonCraft, reaction, Risk, temptation, uncertainty, Warning

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Alien Abductions:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Zombie Dances:	10

magical portal will open up and transport you to a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a dragon, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and battle a giant chicken boss for epic loot. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft master in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps)! So what are you waiting for? Push that button and let the wacky adventures begin!

Snopes-Approved KinoCraft: Where Facts and Fun Collide!

Accuracy, collide, Debunked, facts, factually sound, film, Fun, INFORMATION, Investigate, Journalism, Kino, KinoCraft, media literacy, Movie, Myths, Reliable, research, snopes approved, SnopesApproved, trustworthy, Truth, Urban Legends, verify

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1631	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Potions Brewed:	157	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens building castles. If that’s not a reason to join, I don’t know what is!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Trust us, it’s going to be a clucking good time!