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KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	5490	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	553678	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchantments Applied:	124
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Villages Defended:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse

AlcoCraft Minecraft server

1.19, 1.8, AlcoCraft, Bed wars, minecraft server, Parkour

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6008
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	205
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Villages Defended:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

The server is cool, there are Bed Wars and parkour. 1.8 – 1.19

81.176.176.175

MineModulate

#exciting, Active, Adventure, Claiming, community-driven, Engaging Community, Free Rank, Freeranks, Gaming, Good Staff, join now, lag-free experience, Minecraft, MineModulate, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Reimagined, Server, star levels, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	865
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Gods Slained:	2

MineModulate

Survival Reimagined

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👑 Hermit servers season 9: Vanilla Survival with a Hint of Chaos, Just like Real Life!

active community, bedrock, business district, Chaos, cross-platform, Discord, Elected positions, Hermit, HermitCraft Inspired, hermitservers, Hint, java, King, Life, Major player events, MINISTERS, mob/player heads, Player made mega bases, real, Season, Servers, shopping district, smp, socials, Survival, Tribal towns, Vanilla, visual/fun add ons, weekly events, Whitelisted server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	38
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8450

Minecraft Server Overview
Season	9th season
Gameplay	Hermitcraft inspired
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Features	Shopping district, business district, mob/player heads, visual/fun add ons, player events, elected positions, tribal towns, player made mega bases, whitelisted server, weekly events, active community
Socials	Discord Server

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by joining the Discord server linked above and following the instructions provided there.

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Are there any player events on the server?

A: Yes, there are major player events happening all the time, creating a fun and engaging community experience.

Q: What are the elected positions on the server?

A: The server includes elected positions such as king and ministers, allowing players to take on leadership roles and contribute to the server’s governance.

Q: Can players collaborate in tribal towns?

A: Yes, players have the opportunity to work together in tribal towns, fostering teamwork and creating a sense of community within the server.

Q: Are there any social media accounts for the server?

A: Yes, you can find more information and updates by following hermitservers on social media platforms.