#technoparabailar Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoSpeakerPhoneLDR

awkward, basic etiquette, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, DISRESPECTFUL, family, ignoring, irrational, LDR, long-distance relationship, NoSpeakerPhoneLDR, phone calls, phone etiquette, privacy, relationships, Speakerphone, text messages, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you won’t be put on speakerphone during your virtual dates! No more awkward conversations with your partner’s family while you’re just trying to have a private chat. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your phone etiquette woes, our community is here to support you. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom to text with multiple times a week! Join now and say goodbye to speakerphone drama!

NostalgicCraft SMP

bittersweet, Childhood, emotions, longing, Memories, Nostalgia, nostalgic feelings, nostalgic memories, nostalgic moments, nostalgic thoughts, NostalgicCraft, past, reminiscent, reminiscent thoughts, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental feelings, sentimental journey, sentimental memories, sentimental moments, smp, wistful

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Potions Brewed:	51	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Remember that time you accidentally punched a creeper into your friend’s house and blew it up? Or when you tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up plummeting to your doom instead? Join our Minecraft SMP for a trip down memory lane filled with chaos, laughter, and epic fails! Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, our server is the perfect place to relive those moments that always make you nostalgic. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable memories!

DumpedCraft: Creeper Edition

BETRAYAL, breakup advice, breakup recovery, breakup stories, breakup support, breakup survival, broken heart, coping with breakup, creeper, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, Edition, emotional pain, getting over ex, Healing Process, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, moving on, painful breakup, relationship ending, relationship problems, worst breakup

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Buildings Constructed:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	136
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Have you ever been dumped by getting pushed off a cliff into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic breakup stories and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with heartbreak and hilarity!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Mega.XetaByte.ru

Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server

anime character, ANNOYING, Aqua, Aqua cosplay, Aqua fan, Aqua friends, Aqua goddess, Aqua haters, Aqua Konosuba, Aqua personality, Aquas, burden, comedic relief, drinking buddy, Entertaining, Fun, low iq, Minecraft, night out, Party, Server, Smelly, useless

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8670
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	139
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of Aqua! Sure, she may be a bit useless, smelly, and low-IQ, but imagine the laughs you’ll have as you embark on crazy adventures with her by your side.

Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!

:gt: be me Minecraft SMP

4chan, digital content, funny images, funny pictures, Happiness, humor, internet culture, meme addiction, Meme culture, meme enthusiast, meme generator, meme lover, meme posting, meme sharing, meme sharing group, Minecraft, normie discord, normie memes, Online Community, online humor, smp, social media

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of being a normie in your boring old Discord server? Want to be the funniest person in the group without even trying? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post funny little pictures from 4chan without reading anything! Trust us, it’s the secret to instant popularity and happiness. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through meme references. Join now for a chance to meet the legendary memeing ghost and become a meme master yourself!pic related (it’s a spooky meme ghost)

MomCantDriveMC

bad driver, car control, car maintenance, Communication Issues, driving etiquette, driving privileges, driving skills, family conflict, family dynamics, government license, high beams, license qualifications, MomCantDriveMC, nighttime driving, Parental authority, road safety, road visibility, Safety concerns, safety hazards, SUV, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dimension Hops:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any high beams blocking your way! Our server is like driving with your mom, but without the scratches and dings (unless you build them yourself).

We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).

So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales

Bonding, children, emotional, family, Heartwarming, heartwarming stories, joy, KidCraft, Kids, love, Memories, parenting, parents, Precious, Proud, proud parents, reddit, sharing, smp, special moments, storytelling, Tales, Uplifting

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8041
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

OpportuCraft

amazing opportunity, best opportunity, career opportunity, fortunate opportunity, golden opportunity, life-changing opportunity, once in a lifetime opportunity, OpportuCraft, opportunity awaits, opportunity comes but once, opportunity comes but once in a lifetime, opportunity comes knocking, opportunity comes once, opportunity comes once in a lifetime, opportunity comes only once, opportunity comes only once in a blue moon, opportunity comes only once in a lifetime, opportunity knocks, opportunity of a lifetime, received opportunity, seize the opportunity

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9299
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	201	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing Taylor Swift songs. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken rampage through the village, leaving a trail of feathers and confusion in its wake?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!

SyriaCraft: Bombs Away Minecraft Server

Air Force, airstrikes, Attacks, Bombing, bombs, Conflict, damascus, Defense, defense ministry, escalation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, state TV, Syria, SyriaCraft, Targets, warplanes

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	279
Dragon Eggs Found:	8030	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

so like, u know what’s better than airstrikes in syria? joining this epic minecraft server! we got explosions too, but they’re all in good fun, not like those serious ones in the real world. come build ur own base and defend it from crazy mobs with ur friends. u can even team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world! plus, our server has the best snacks, like virtual pizza and diamond cookies. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!