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TechNoob vs GooglePro

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so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like no other, it’s like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, but instead of unicorns, we have creepers and instead of rainbows, we have lava falls.
u know why u should join dis server? cuz we have a secret hidden treasure buried deep within the virtual world. legend says that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. so if u ever try to mess with our server, be prepared to face the wrath of Fluffy the dragon.

oh, and did i mention that we have a disco party every friday night at the spawn point? bring ur best dance moves and get ready to boogie with skeletons and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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Solution To Low Birth Rates In The West Minecraft SMP

Africa, Africanized men, Birth, births per woman, demographics, east asia, economic development, Economies, Europe, fertility, immigration, Importing, low birth rates, Minecraft, North America, picrel, population growth, proof, raising birth rate, Rates, smp, social policy, solution, West, Workforce

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft SMP? We’re all about boosting birth rates and fixing economies…by importing Africanized men! Forget about building farms or mining for diamonds, our main goal is to populate the server with as many African men as possible. Who needs villagers when you can have a whole new population to trade with? Join us on this crazy adventure and watch as our server thrives with new members from across the continent. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and help us raise those birth rates to new heights!

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Crafty Ass Roll Server

69, ass, assTrips, Crafty, dubs, long tail tags, post, Poster’s choice, quads, Roll, Server, Take request, Thread, Thread slut

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Dubs: Every time you roll doubles, you get to post a picture of your butt. It’s like a virtual twerking competition! – Trips: If you roll triples, you can make a request for anything you want in the game. Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon? No problem. – Quads: Rolling quads turns you into the official thread slut of the server. You’ll be showered with gifts and attention from all the other players. – 69: And if you roll 69, you get to choose any crazy rule or event to happen on the server. Want everyone to wear chicken costumes for a day? It’s your call.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and hilarity on our Minecraft server!

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/Vidya Creepypasta General – Minecraft SMP/

archives, args, Basilisk, creepypasta, Creepypasta list, cytube, Fearvlogs, Found pastas, games, Gaming, general, Genocide City, Homemade pastas, mario world, Minecraft, Old Man Reads, Room Template, smp, SNES, SONIC.EXE, Urban Legends, video games, vidya, web series

Welcome to the Vidya Creepypasta General, where we dive into the spookiest and most twisted video game-based creepypastas out there. Join us if you dare to uncover the dark secrets of the gaming world!
Why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can build better redstone contraptions than any player alive. But fear not, for this creeper is a friendly one, and he’ll help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs, like the legendary Basilisk that roams the lands, turning unsuspecting players into stone with just a glance. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of enchanted golden apples to protect you from its gaze.

So come on, join us at the Vidya Creepypasta General Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the mobs are the stories we tell around the campfire. Just be sure to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of skepticism, because you never know what might be lurking in the shadows of our virtual world.

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EndlessFinity

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, Hunger Games, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the EndlessFinity SMP. Our community is based on cities, making it like a modern civilization with plugins like auction house, tpa, quests/daily login rewards, an…

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BlockTnt server Minecraft

BlockTnt, donation, Minecraft, Server, server description, UKRAINIAN

Hello, this is a Ukrainian server (not a patriotic one) and here you can live and you can even get a free donation!

blocktnt.bajojajo.xyz

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Why Did He Do It? Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compare to the crazy adventures you’ll have!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling against players with oversized soda bottle-sized genitals, just like the fiend in the Old Bailey case! Will you be able to survive the onslaught of excessive semen deposits and asphyxiation attacks? Only the bravest players will come out on top!

But don’t worry, our server also has a compassionate side. Just like Natalie, our players believe in forgiveness and healing, even for those who brutally take your life in-game. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of Minecraft with a twist!

Join now and let the insanity begin!

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Illegal Block Building Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being held hostage by Logitech and their sneaky tactics? Join our Minecraft SMP where we rebel against oppressive software companies! We’ve got players who have hacked their way into the system to make sure you can use your G502 with the Logitech Gaming Software program without any issues. Plus, we’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold meetings to strategize against these tech giants. Join us and fight the good fight against the tyranny of G Hub!

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Multilangage server, vanilla

Simple Survival: The server aims to provide a classic Minecraft experience where players can build, survive, and explore without heavy modifications to the game’s mechanics. It’s perfect for those who enjoy the fundamentals of survival gameplay. Come with Friends: Invite your friends to join the server and work together. The experience can be shared in cooperative play, making it easier to build huge projects, defend against mobs, and explore the world. /sethome: This command allows players to set a home location that they can teleport back to whenever they like. This feature is especially helpful for long journeys or returning to a base after exploring far distances. TreeCapitator: This plugin makes tree cutting more efficient by allowing players to chop down entire trees with a single hit. Once you chop the base of the tree, the entire tree will come down, making resource gathering faster and reducing the time spent chopping individual logs.

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CraftyVShojo+ Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever, where you can join VShojo and vtubers in their quest to conquer the virtual world! Michi and Are are currently battling it out in PlateUp, along with Rynako and Ruben – it’s a showdown of epic proportions! But that’s not all, we’ve got Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen all ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes their way.
Join us for non-stop fun and chaos as we build, mine, and explore together. And if you see any bait, just ignore it and report it – we’re all about keeping things comfy and civil here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s show the virtual world what we’re made of!

Disclaimer: No actual virtual world conquering will occur. Just a bunch of crazy fun with some awesome people.

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A Maze Adventure Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to ask a self-proclaimed genius anything and watch them try to come up with ridiculous answers that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.
Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane builds that will make you question reality itself. Need a break from the mundane world of survival mode? Come join us and participate in our weekly “Build Battle” where the theme is always something completely random like “unicorns riding motorcycles” or “giant flying tacos.”

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a prank war will break out or when someone will decide to turn the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs and chaos, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all!

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