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TechNoob vs GooglePro

Computer skills, digital literacy, digital skills, GOOGLE, GooglePro, information retrieval, internet, internet skills, IT skills, non-tech, online research, problem solving, problem-solving skills, search, self-sufficiency, Tech, tech literacy, tech support, tech-savvy, Technology, TechNoob, Troubleshooting

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Zombie Dances:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like no other, it’s like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, but instead of unicorns, we have creepers and instead of rainbows, we have lava falls.

u know why u should join dis server? cuz we have a secret hidden treasure buried deep within the virtual world. legend says that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. so if u ever try to mess with our server, be prepared to face the wrath of Fluffy the dragon.

oh, and did i mention that we have a disco party every friday night at the spawn point? bring ur best dance moves and get ready to boogie with skeletons and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ExConExCashGrab

Account.., aita, Alimony, child support, college fund, CONVICTED, Court, crimes, custody, ex, ExConExCashGrab, Homicide, modify, MONEY, payment, Prison, Reduce, sentencing, Son, Years

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Love Letters Sent:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	15
Emeralds Found:	6751	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Runes Activated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in-game divorces can lead to drama and dilemmas! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of negotiating alimony payments with your ex-spouse, who may or may not be in jail for committing serious crimes.

Imagine the possibilities of using your in-game currency to fund your son’s college education, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting with a virtual ex-partner. Will you choose to be the generous parent who sacrifices for the sake of your child, or will you take the “asshole power move” route and try to reduce your alimony payments?

With only one year left to make a decision, the clock is ticking on this epic saga. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to balance financial responsibility with family dynamics in the most outrageous way possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate Minecraft AITA!

PhilippineSeaPirates

Beijing, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, German warships, international relations, maritime security, military exercises, military presence, naval deployment, naval diplomacy, naval maneuvers, naval power, naval visit, Philippines, PhilippineSeaPirates, regional stability, South China Sea, Taiwan Strait, territorial disputes

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Star Shards Collected:	220
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

lol y’all ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit even german warships wanna visit? well come on down to our server where the action never stops! we got more drama than a reality show, with players sailing through the taiwan strait like it’s no big deal. beijing is shook, but we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic bases. join now for a wild ride through the south china sea and beyond!

Sahara

Community, ETERNAL, Friendly, hermitcraft, INCLUSIVE, Join, Minecraft, PvE, SAHARA, Season, September 14th, Server, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Potions Brewed:	188	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	71

Sahara is a Minecraft community inspired by Hermitcraft! We’re starting a new Season on September 14th – This will be our 5th Season which will run alongside our Eternal world that never resets. We pride ourselves on the community feel and we aim to be as inclusive and friendly as we can. Apply for the whitelist by going to join.saharaserver.com

66.59.210.172:25568

Sunny Polska Minecraft Server

feeling good, good morning, Good Vibes, great day, Happy, Minecraft, morning inspiration, morning motivation, morning routine, morning vibes, Optimistic, Poland, polska, positive energy, positive mindset, positivity, Ready, Server, start the day right, Sunny, sunny day, sunny weather

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Good morning from our wacky Minecraft server! Are you ready for a day filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans? Join us and explore our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited potatoes and ride on potato-powered minecarts. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Polish Pickle Party” event, where players can compete in pickle-themed challenges and win fabulous prizes!

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what wacky antics await you in sunny Polska?

Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

animated, Bart Simpson, Characters, comedy, fictional, happen, homer simpson, humor, iconic, Lisa Simpson, long-running, Maggie Simpson, Marge Simpson, matt groening, Minecraft, pop culture, satire, Simpsons, smp, springfield, Television series, tv show, yellow family

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

consequences, delayed learning, Experience, growth, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight clarity, hindsight is 20/20, learning, life lessons, Maturity, mistake, OopsCraft, past mistakes, personal development, realization, Reflection, regrets, retrospective learning, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, wisdom

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	8999
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

neighbors, Parrotfish, strangers

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mines Excavated:	1358
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

yOu gotta join dis server cuz the parrotfish be wildin’ out here, man. dey be chasin’ strangers like dey owe ’em money, but dey all chill with da neighbors. it’s like a soap opera up in dis server, drama everywhere with dem parrotfish. come join da fun and see who gets chased next!

SoulSteal

Anarchy, challenge, DOMINATE, electrifying, Experience, Fall, GROUNDBREAKING, LifeSteal, Minecraft, power, Realm, Ruler, shadows, Skills, Souls, SoulSteal, strategy, Supremacy, Survival, Top, Ultimate

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3

Welcome to SoulSteal – The Ultimate Lifesteal Minecraft Experience!

Step into the Shadows, Steal the Souls! Are you ready to dominate the Minecraft world like never before? SoulSteal brings you an electrifying Lifesteal experience where every moment is a battle for survival and supremacy!

What is SoulSteal? SoulSteal is a groundbreaking Lifesteal Minecraft server that challenges your skills and strategy. Harvest the souls of your enemies to gain power and become the ultimate ruler of the realm. Can you rise to the top, or will you be the next to fall?

Soulstealmc.net

The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Channels.., doogFubuki, fbkAyame, Inugamikorone, K5r6n3, last thread, Minecraft, mionSubaru, MO_OKAYU_GU, moguKorone, Nakiriayame, Nekomataokayu, okayu, OKFAMS, oniMio, Ookamimio, Ookamimio_sab, Oozorasubaru, Server, Shirakamifubuki, twitter, Videos, YODAYOsub

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7039
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you ready to dive into the chaotic world of OKFAMS? Join our Minecraft server and discuss each member in detail – from Okayu’s love for cats to Fubuki’s snowstorm powers. Rumor has it that Korone once tamed a creeper as her pet, and Ayame can summon skeletons with just a snap of her fingers. Mio and Subaru are known for their epic adventures, like the time they battled a dragon with nothing but wooden swords.

Follow us on Twitter for daily updates on our crazy antics, like the time Okayu tried to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). Watch our hilarious videos, from Fubuki’s failed attempts at parkour to Ayame’s cooking disasters. Trust us, you won’t want to miss a single moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the OKFAMS madness! Just be sure to watch out for flying creepers and mischievous skeletons – you never know what’s lurking around the corner in this wild world.

Law of Ueki Minecraft SMP

100 whatevers fighting, Anime, blood censorship, Censorship, colorful characters, early 2000s animation, Enjoyable, full manga adaptation, funny, instant classic, King, law, Law of Ueki, mc, Minecraft, over the top, Shaman King, SHONEN, smp, Tournament, Ueki, Unique abilities, vomiting blood pose, Zatch Bell

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2192
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Magic Items Found:	6201
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as an anime battle tournament? Look no further! Our server is like Zatch Bell and Shaman King had a baby, but with a twist – you’ll be fighting to be king of the server with 100 other players!

Join us for colorful characters, hilarious abilities, and early 2000s animation vibes that will make you feel like you’re in a classic anime. Plus, we’ve got the full manga adaptation, so you won’t miss a single moment of the action.

Sure, there may be some censorship when it comes to blood, but who needs it when you’ve got exploding characters and epic battles? Come join us and experience the ridiculousness of the anime world in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t regret it!