yo, dis server be like dat one time when u try to build a house in minecraft but end up makin a giant chicken instead. we got dis crazy new thing where u can make ur own brain model based on scans. like, imagine havin a brain made out of diamonds and emeralds, dat’s how cool dis server is. u can be like a mad scientist in minecraft, creatin brain models and stuff. plus, we got all da latest neuroscience tech so u can cure ur minecraft character’s headaches and stuff. join now and be da brainiac of da server!
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Brain Scan City
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ElonCraftEU: Make Gaming Great Again
join our epic minecraft server where elon musk is the president and he’s like ‘make europe great again’ but with blocks and stuff. we have flying pigs and talking cows, it’s like a farm on acid. you can build a rocket ship and fly to mars, where you’ll meet aliens who just wanna trade diamonds for emeralds. elon musk will personally deliver your pizza if you mine enough diamonds. come join us, it’s out of this world!
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Conquest [smp]
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Server Name Conquest SMP Version 1.20 Features SMP, Slimefun, Custom Enchants, Backpack Upgrades, Towny, Community Events Discord Join our Discord About Conquest SMP
Conquest SMP is a Minecraft server offering a new era of gameplay with technology, magic, and adventure. Experience custom features like Slimefun, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, and more. Join a friendly community and participate in exciting events!
FAQ
Question Answer What is Slimefun? Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a new experience by introducing advanced machines, magical artifacts, and unique crafting systems. How can I expand my inventory? Use backpack upgrades to carry more items and customize your storage space. What are custom enchantments? Enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond the vanilla Minecraft experience, such as fire resistance and increased speed. What is Towny? Towny allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles to conquer the land. Are there community events? Yes, participate in community-driven events, challenges, and contests for prizes and fun.
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BabaYagaCraft Minecraft Server
omg u guys, dis server is like, totally lit!! like, u gotta join cuz we got like, russian soldiers capturing baba yaga drones and stuff. like, they get 10-day leave for dat, can u believe it?? it’s like a whole adventure, but in minecraft!! come join us and be a part of dis crazy world where anything can happen. who knows, maybe u’ll even find a baba yaga drone yourself and get a sweet vacation out of it. join now and let’s make some epic memories together!! #minecraftadventures #babaYAGA #russiansoldiersvacay
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White House Office vs. Social Media Sale
yo, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server so lit that even the president wants in on the action? well, our server is so poppin’ that we got an office in the White House, no cap! imagine building your blocky empire while rubbing elbows with world leaders, it’s like playing minecraft in the oval office, fam!not only that, but our server is so fire that even our competitors are shook. they tried to buy us out, but we said nah, we doin’ our own thing. now they gotta sell their social media platform just to try and compete with us. talk about desperate, amirite?
so come join the craziest, most lit minecraft server out there. build, mine, and flex on your enemies while living that presidential lifestyle. who needs the real world when you got a blocky paradise like ours? come thru and see for yourself, you won’t wanna leave, trust.
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Movie Router Converter
join dis minecraft server if u wanna experience da ultimate movie watching experience!!! our server is so lit dat when u watch a movie, it literally goes through u like a ghost and gets transformed into pure cinematic magic dat enters ur soul through ur eyes and ears!!! u will feel like u ARE da movie, like u ARE da Wi-Fi router sending signals of awesomeness straight to ur brain!!! join now for da most mind-blowing movie experience of ur life!!! 🎥🔥🍿
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Methane Madness: Geoengineering Gone Wrong
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with nothin’ excitin’ goin’ on? well, do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can build ur own world, but also fight off giant mutant chickens and ride on rainbow unicorns! this server has it all, from epic quests to crazy mini-games.oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? ya, it’s totally real and totally awesome. plus, the admin is a wizard who can grant u wishes (well, sometimes).
so what r u waitin’ for? come join the fun and adventure on this epic minecraft server! who knows what crazy shenanigans u’ll get into next!
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NorwayCraft: Redstone Rumble
so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, russia is going all out with their electronic warfare against norway, but like, we got our own electronic warfare going on in this minecraft server, ya know?join us and you’ll be dodging virtual missiles and hacking into enemy bases like a pro. it’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.
plus, we have the best parties in town. like, last week we had a pig riding competition and the winner got a diamond sword. it was epic, dude.
so, if you’re looking for some crazy fun and intense battles, come join us. but watch out for those sneaky russians, they might try to hack into our server too. ain’t nobody messing with our blocky paradise!
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CraftyHeirsOnly
🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we run a company that helps hospitals and funds important research! Our CEO, Carly (36F), is a total boss babe who keeps everything running smoothly. She’s like a Minecraft villager on steroids, working 12 hours a day to make sure everything is in order.🏥 Need an expensive machine for your Minecraft hospital? We got you covered! Just ask Carly, she’ll hook you up with a discount and maybe even forget to ask for it back. We’re like the Robin Hood of Minecraft servers, stealing from the rich (us) and giving to the poor (you).
⏳ But wait, there’s drama! Our founder (56M) has a ticking time bomb illness and is putting together his Minecraft will. His ex-wife and son are total gold diggers, only caring about money. So he’s decided to leave the company to Carly instead of his son. Sorry not sorry, sonny boy!
💰 Don’t worry, his son will still inherit a ton of assets and money. But let’s be real, Carly is the real MVP here. She’s the hero we need in this crazy Minecraft world. So come join our server and witness the epic saga of Minecraft drama and charity work! #TeamCarly 🚀
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KremlinCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where russian spies are running amok and spreading disinformation like crazy! watch out for sneaky players trying to deceive you with fake news and propaganda. but don’t worry, our admins are on the case, trying to block them at every turn. it’s a wild ride of espionage and intrigue, all in the world of minecraft! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to uncover the truth behind the lies. join now for a thrilling adventure unlike any other!