hey u! yes u! do u have a family member named alexa? well guess what, u can’t buy an alexa on this server! it’s like a rule or something, so if u wanna join a server that’s all about crazy rules and wacky shenanigans, then u gotta join us! we once had a player who tried to buy an alexa even though their mom’s name was alexa and let’s just say things got pretty wild. so come on over and see what other ridiculous rules we have in store for u! trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!
-
NoAlexaForYouCraft
-
ParentalCamBlocker
so, like, if you wanna relive those sneaky times but in a minecraft world, then join this server, dude! we got secret hideouts, hidden passages, and even a secret love shack for you and your pixelated boo.imagine the rush of trying not to get caught by the virtual parents as you sneak around the blocky house, trying to find the perfect spot to smooch.
plus, we have a special event every friday night where we throw a virtual house party complete with pixelated music, dancing, and even a virtual keg stand.
come join us and experience the thrill of teenage rebellion in a whole new way. just make sure to watch out for those pesky creepers trying to crash the party!
-
YT Drama Minecraft Server
Are you tired of your stepdaughter watching creepy Barbie videos on YouTube? Join our Minecraft server where the only inappropriate thing you’ll see is a creeper blowing up your house! Our server is so safe, even grandma will approve (unless she’s a creeper in disguise). Don’t let the MIL drama get you down, come join the fun and build a world where the only squirting and creaming happening is with buckets of milk and cake batter. Trust us, this server is a lot safer than letting your stepdaughter watch those weird videos. Let’s block those inappropriate videos together and build a world where the only thing getting deleted is blocks to make room for your epic creations. Join now and let’s game on, no overstepping allowed (unless it’s overstepping to build a giant statue of yourself, then go for it)!
-
ScreenBreakCraft
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from ur screens and let ur brain breathe like a fish outta water. kids be goin cray cray with their mental health these days, but on our server, they be chillin like a villain.we got families up in here who be cuttin back on screen time and guess what? their kids be turnin into social butterflies. emotional issues? pshhh, we got u covered. problems talkin to other kids? nah fam, we got u. bein nice and makin friends? oh yeah, we got that too.
so come on down to our server and let ur inner minecraft warrior shine. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that’s more lit than a creeper explosion. join now and let the fun begin!
-
AlienRepellentCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even aliens would be blown away by the sheer awesomeness!Join us and show those extraterrestrial beings what true creativity looks like. Our server is so amazing that even aliens would be like, “Whoa, we gotta get outta here, these humans are too cool for us!”
We have insane builds that will make those aliens question their own architectural skills. From giant pixel art of their own faces to gravity-defying structures that defy all logic, our server is out of this world (literally).
So come join us and help us show those aliens that Earth is the coolest place in the universe, all thanks to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe they’ll even stick around to play a round of spleef with us!
-
VirtualCraft: Where Reality and Minecraft Merge
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, in the future, people gonna be so obsessed with VR that they gonna forget they ain’t actually in the game and start tryna use superpowers and jump off cliffs thinking they won’t take fall damage. Like, imagine someone thinking they can fly like Superman and then SPLAT! Haha, it’s gonna be a disaster, man. But on this server, you can live out all your wildest VR fantasies without risking your life. So come join us and let’s get weird together!
-
SpeedyCraft: Billboards & Blocks
yo dude, you gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but without the safety harnesses. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that can dance, and cows that can rap.once, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started telling jokes. it was the funniest thing ever until it started demanding sacrifices of baked beans.
our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we have players who communicate solely through interpretive dance, and others who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks.
if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then this is the place for you. join us and become part of the madness. just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.
-
BotBusterCraft
Tired of playing with bots on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we guarantee 100% real human players… or at least 99% human, we can’t guarantee the llamas aren’t secretly robots plotting world domination. But hey, that just adds to the excitement, right? Join us for epic battles against llamas, crazy adventures, and the chance to finally prove you’re better than a robot at something! Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who are just waiting for the perfect moment to overthrow us all. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate chicken uprising!
-
AIRevengeGone, NoMoreRevenge, AIExcuseMe
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE WILD WILD WEST OF MINECRAFT, BUT WITH A TWIST!JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE PIGS FLYING, CREEPERS DOING THE MACARENA, AND SHEEP DANCING THE FLOSS!
WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT YOU GOTTA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN TO GET IN!
OUR MODS ARE LIKE WIZARDS, TURNING YOUR PICKAXE INTO A LIGHTSABER AND YOUR SWORD INTO A BANANA!
PLUS, WE HAVE A PET ZOMBIE NAMED FRED WHO TELLS THE BEST KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY TOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! AI REVENGE PORN? NAH, WE’VE GOT AI PIG RACES AND AI COW TIPPING! YEEHAW!
-
Redstone Flow Gel – Minecraft Server
join dis crazy minecraft server where we use menstrual pads as building blocks cuz why not! u can build ur own pad castle and have epic pad battles with other players. we also have a secret seaweed gel that turns into a shield when u get ur period in game, so u never have to worry about leaks again! come join the fun and experience the most outrageous minecraft server ever created!