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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 1594 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Animals Bred: | 107 | Magic Items Found: | 4974 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 1284 |
we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes.
one time, a player built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in less than 5 minutes.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s so bumpin’ that even the zombies wanna join in on the fun.
so, if u wanna experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server ever, then u gotta join us. trust me, it’ll be a ride u won’t forget.