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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 8248 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Crops Grown: | 2933 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 |
we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes.
one time, a player built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in less than 5 minutes.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s so bumpin’ that even the zombies wanna join in on the fun.
so, if u wanna experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server ever, then u gotta join us. trust me, it’ll be a ride u won’t forget.