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Pixel Poop Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	353
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of getting shilled on /pol/ while trying to play Minecraft? Look no further! Our server has a 95% shill-free guarantee, leaving only half-assed lefty “raiders” to deal with. Say goodbye to psyops and porn – we’ve got a strict no-nonsense policy when it comes to shady internet behavior. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Come see for yourself!

PixelTruckGlitch

Automotive Industry, Cyber trucks, cyberpunk vehicles, design flaw, digital aesthetics, electric vehicles, failed texture, futuristic cars, futuristic transportation, glitchy appearance, PixelTruckGlitch, software bugs, software error, technical issues, technology malfunction., transportation innovation, vehicle aesthetics, vehicle design, vehicle design flaws, vehicle glitches, vehicle textures

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Towns Built:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

LOL COME JOIN OUR SERVER WHERE CYBER TRUCKS LOOK LIKE THEY FAILED TO LOAD THEIR TEXTURE HAHAHA. IT’S LIKE THEY’RE FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHERE MINECRAFT IS RULED BY GLITCHES AND BUGS. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL FIND A SECRET PORTAL TO THAT UNIVERSE AND BECOME THE KING OF THE GLITCHES. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH LOLZ AND UNEXPECTED TWISTS. SEE YOU THERE, OR MAYBE NOT, BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN THIS CRAZY SERVER HAHAHA.

> No Oscars? Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Awards, baby, Corporation, entertainment industry, film industry, Hollywood, Integrity, Minecraft, No Oscars, not giving up, oscars, Oscars controversy, response, Self Respect, selling out, smp, social media, speaking out, standing up, Video, viral video

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like the Oscars of Minecraft! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more backstabbing than a game of Among Us. Join us if you dare, but be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no going back. And who knows, you might just end up selling your baby to a corporation just to survive. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your life!

Vibe Collective Survival Server

bedrock, bugs, console, Cross-Play, Discord, District, Economy, End.., Explore, Farm, hunt, Items, Materials, mine, Minecraft, MONEY, Nether, PC, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Survival Games, Vibe Collective

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	2095
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Vibe Collective District Survival Minecraft Server

Brand new survival started at the end of November of 2024.

Join https://discord.gg/vcd to make suggestions, report bugs or ask questions!

End and Nether worlds are reset once a week.

Mine, Farm, Hunt, Explore etc to make money, and use that money to buy materials, and items.

This is a cross-play server. You can join from other PC Bedrock Clients AND Console clients. For more informtion, join https://discord.gg/vcd.

minecraft.willie.lol

Serious Craft Minecraft Server

acceptance, black men, Craft, cultural acceptance, Cultural differences, Diversity, interracial couples, interracial dating, Interracial Relationships, long-term relationships, love knows no color, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, prejudice, race relations, racism, relationships, serious question, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, white women

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people don’t appreciate the beauty of interracial relationships? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have Polish white women with black men running around everywhere, making all the /int/chuddies sperg out in jealousy. Join us for a wild ride filled with love, chaos, and plenty of diamond mining. Who needs drama when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining? Come join us and show off your diverse love connections while building epic structures together. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Hokuto no Ken Volume 13 Storytime Minecraft SMP

274146631, action, Anime, dystopian, fist of the north star, Hokuto, Hokuto no Ken, Hokuto Shinken, japanese manga, ken, Kenshiro, Kenshiro vs Raoh, Last volume, long tail tag, Manga, manga series, Martial Arts, Minecraft, post-apocalyptic, shonen jump, smp, storytime, Volume, Volume 13

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	132
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride chickens and the creepers do the Macarena!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by villagers. They danced the night away to funky beats and even got a diamond helmet as a party favor!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t ask how they got dynamite, it’s a long story). See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

HazardWorld survival with 1 HP 9 Lives Minecraft server

1 HP, 9 Lives, Account.., banner, description, HazardWorld, image, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

The owner of the server “HazardWorld survival from 1 HP 9 Lives” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Mita’s Virtual Minecraft Server

Minecraft, MITA, Mita characteristics, Mita comparisons, Mita influences, Mita qualities, Mita similarities, Mita style, Mita traits, Mita vtuber, Mita-inspired vtubers, Mita-like content, Mita-like vtubers, MITAS, online personalities, Server, similar to Mita, virtual, virtual avatars, virtual content creators., virtual influencers, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	704	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Votes:	7815

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with vtubers that are EXACTLY like Mita! That’s right, you can join a virtual world where every player is a virtual YouTuber with Mita’s charm and charisma.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground llama fight club where players can bet diamonds on the outcome of epic llama battles. Will Llama Larry reign supreme or will Llama Linda take the crown? Only one way to find out!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure hunt where players can search for rare artifacts and ancient relics buried deep within the virtual world. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny is waiting to be found by a brave adventurer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of vtubers, llama fights, and hidden treasures. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

Rect-Free Minecraft SMP Haven

alertness, avoidance, Awareness, Caution, Community, crime, fear, Haven, haven’t seen, Minecraft, Months, Pedophiles, Protection, public spaces, Rect, RectFree, Reporting, Safety concerns, Safety Measures, SECURITY, smp, suspicious behavior, Transgender, vigilance

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Items Found:	3263
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Farms Harvested:	390
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60

Tired of running into creepers and zombies in your Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our SMP is a pedo and tranner-free zone! Say goodbye to those unsavory characters and hello to a server where you can build and mine in peace.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected twists along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But shh, that’s classified information!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky Endermen – they’re always up to no good!

Gay Cod Minecraft Server

arma 4, battlefield, COD, Dead, fps, games, Gay, Good, Halo, long tail tags, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, tf2, Trash, Tribes

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of all the boring FPS games out there? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate place to get your multiplayer fix!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported into a world of pure chaos and hilarity. They battled it out in epic PvP battles, built insane structures, and even rode pigs into battle (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearsome General Cluckington. Join forces with the Chicken Army and conquer the land with your feathered friends by your side.

So why waste your time on boring FPS games when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of madness and mayhem? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

The Best Mixed Couples Minecraft SMP

couples, cultural differences in relationships, interracial acceptance, interracial couples, interracial dating, interracial harmony, interracial love, interracial marriage, interracial partnership, interracial romance, interracial understanding, interracial unity, King treatment, Minecraft, mixed, mixed race relationships, non-white partner appreciation, Queen treatment, racial dynamics in relationships, racial stereotypes in relationships, smp, superior race, white partner appreciation

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2901
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the players are treated like royalty, literally!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly your non-white partner starts bowing down to you, treating you like the king or queen that you are. And not to be outdone, your white partner is just so grateful that you’re appreciating their appreciation, they start showering you with gifts fit for royalty.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and even a secret underground lair where the most powerful players gather to plot their next move. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

Yakisova US

Cards, collectors, Community, Items, Minecraft, plushies, PvP, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Yakisova US

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9185	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Falling into the Void:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ores Mined:	2242	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

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