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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 8907 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Join us for a coma-inducing adventure like no other. We’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible, chickens that lay TNT eggs, and a secret underground base filled with cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake?).
But beware, our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to spawn here. So wake up, join us, and let’s conquer this crazy world together! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft, am I right?