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technology fail Minecraft Servers

  • Captcha is Shit Minecraft SMP

    Captcha is Shit Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 173
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is so chaotic that even the creepers are scared to explode!

    Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s keeping track?). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world that can only be found by solving a series of ridiculous riddles. Some say it’s guarded by a giant chicken wearing a crown, but who knows what you’ll actually find!

    So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just be prepared for anything because on this server, even the pigs have a vendetta against you.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBusterCraft: Where your pixelated dreams come to life! #VCR

    BlockBusterCraft: Where your pixelated dreams come to life! #VCR
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 3059
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to witness Dimitri’s epic fail of allowing the villagers to take over and turn the whole server into a wild party zone.

    Need a break from the usual mining and crafting? Come on over and participate in our daily llama races where the winner gets a diamond pickaxe made out of pure gold!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over all the poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on this server, anything goes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ⚡Historia⚡ | 1.18 – 1.20.1 | Create your own nation! | Custom Races |

    ⚡Historia⚡ | 1.18 – 1.20.1 | Create your own nation! | Custom Races |
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 3869
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 498
    Towns Built: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 59
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 15 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 34 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    HISTORIAServer features:
      Custom races with evolutions. Choose to be an orc, a dwarf, an elf the mysterious cursed race or just a standard human!A player run economy! Sell your items in chest shops, the auction house or directly to other players.The ability to create and run your own town and nation, get citizens make new friends, fight wars and battles for glory and power!Anti grief measures, your town/nation is fully ungriefable unless its in a war!Brewery plugin allowing you to brew custom drinks!Online Dynmap Where you can view all of the nations and towns currently on the server.

    Join our discord and be a part of the community!In our discord we frequently announce updates for the server, leaks, player events (Which even YOU can make) as well as some other things.You can join our discord through this link.

    historiasmp.xyz:25570

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZestyCraft: Where Modern Muslim Men Rule the Blocks!

    ZestyCraft: Where Modern Muslim Men Rule the Blocks!
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 8972
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Towns Built: 1 Mines Excavated: 3277
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 44

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is filled with modern day Muslim men who bring a whole new level of zestiness to the game.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building mosques out of diamond blocks, riding camels through the Nether, and battling creepers with scimitars. Our community is filled with hilarious stories of adventure and mischief, like the time a group of players rode llamas into battle against a horde of zombies, or when someone built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as zesty as a bowl of spicy hummus, come join us! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to with our modern day Muslim men.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyGenshin – Where Minecraft meets Genshin Impact for ultimate chaos and fun!

    CraftyGenshin – Where Minecraft meets Genshin Impact for ultimate chaos and fun!
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 5721
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Star Shards Collected: 109 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Animals Bred: 43

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas start dancing around you, dropping emeralds like confetti. Or how about building a giant statue of a chicken, only to have it come to life and start clucking up a storm? Anything is possible on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city where the villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots waiting to be discovered.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChinaCraft

    ChinaCraft
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 2126
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Animals Bred: 163
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to ChinaCraft, a chill survival server where the main theme is China. Meet new people from all over the world, and build cool China inspired things togther!

    play.chinacraft.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBagels – Crafting Chaos with Blue Archive General #5247

    BlockyBagels – Crafting Chaos with Blue Archive General #5247
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 1118
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Towns Built: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret hidden village filled with diamond blocks and emerald ores that you can only access by solving riddles left by the mischievous Ender Dragon.

    2. We have a special event called “Creeper Carnival” where you can ride on explosive roller coasters and play explosive mini-games with TNT!

    3. Want to meet the legendary Minecraft player who defeated the Wither Boss with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot? Well, they hang out on our server every Tuesday for a meet and greet!

    4. Our server has a custom mod that turns all the cows into disco-dancing party animals. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow doing the moonwalk!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in the Minecraft universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeper’s Ubuntu Utopia: Where Minecraft meets Linux in a hilarious mashup adventure!

    CraftyCreeper’s Ubuntu Utopia: Where Minecraft meets Linux in a hilarious mashup adventure!
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 7155
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Buildings Constructed: 38
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Dimension Hops: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 69 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 6172

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in the Windows world like a basic pleb? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate glow-up by switching back to Ubuntu, the chad of operating systems.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who was stuck in the Windows world, constantly plagued by viruses and crashes. But one day, they discovered our server and made the switch to Ubuntu. Suddenly, their Minecraft experience was smoother, their builds were more epic, and they even grew a glorious neckbeard overnight. True story.

    So come join us on our server and level up your gaming experience by switching back to Ubuntu. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep. Need I say more?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FrogCraft

    FrogCraft
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 6728
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Mines Excavated: 3299 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Dimension Hops: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our SMP Minecraft server! Immerse yourself in a vibrant world full of adventure and creativity. Our server offers a welcoming community where you can build, explore and trade with other players. Enjoy custom quests, exciting events, and a thriving economy. Our dedicated team ensures a balanced and entertaining gaming experience with regular updates and new content. Whether you want to build epic structures or explore mysterious dungeons – you’ll find everything your Minecraft heart desires here. Join today and become part of our unique gaming world!

    46.4.40.230:27777

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Hyper-Core Networks

    Hyper-Core Networks
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 9917
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39
    Ores Mined: 3517 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

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    hcn.hyper-core.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyChad’s Crazy Cubes

    CraftyChad’s Crazy Cubes
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 8946
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of chads ruining your gym experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about creepy trainers straightening your back again. Our virtual gym is chad-free and full of supportive friends to train with. Plus, who needs a real-life gym when you can build your own virtual one in Minecraft? Say goodbye to awkward stares and hello to building muscles and friendships in our server. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a virtual girlfriend instead of dealing with creepy guys at the gym. Join now and start your chad-free Minecraft adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LonelyCraft: Where you can finally find a girlfriend who will financially support you!

    LonelyCraft: Where you can finally find a girlfriend who will financially support you!
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 796
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Farms Harvested: 246 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2632 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Potions Brewed: 70 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot in your hand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by solving riddles written in ancient Minecraft runes. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted the power to ride a flying pig into battle against the Ender Dragon.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a chicken jousting tournament. That’s right, grab your saddle and get ready to ride your trusty chicken steed into glorious battle against your fellow players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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